A/N: I'm feeling pretty...'un'-zippy..(lol)
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Summary: There's never a good time to have your health insurance expired.
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SPIKE+ANGEL'S
Angel enters with mail. Spike is playing a weird string game with his hand, all of them have stuck both his hands together.
ANGEL: "Hey"
SPIKE: "Hey! Any good mail?"
ANGEL: "Yes, you got something from the Screen Actors Guild"
SPIKE: "Oooh, it's probably a residual check. C'mon, open it!"
ANGEL: "You need a time pass, Zippy. (Spike gives him a look. He opens and reads it) 'Benefits Lapsed'..."
SPIKE: "Huh? Was I in a movie called Banefits Lapsed? (Angel looks at him) Ever? Maybe it didn't make it to box office?"
ANGEL: "It's not a check. They are saying your health insurance expired because you didn't work enough last year"
SPIKE: "Lemme see that!"
ANGEL: "Alright"
Spike takes it and reads.
SPIKE: "Oh, I can't believe this! THIS SUCKS! When I had insurance, I could get hit by a bus, or, y'know, catch on fire (Angel gives him a sarcastic 'really?' look) And it would mean jack, now I gotta be careful! Ugh!"
ANGEL: "I'm sorry, man, there's never a good time to...'stop' catching on fire..."
SPIKE: "Alright, yeah, well, I guess I gotta get a job. I'm gonna go see my agent"
ANGEL (Joking): "Okay, make sure you look both ways before you cross the street!"
SPIKE: "(Mocks, whinily) Make sure you look both ways before you cross the street!"
He goes for the door and before noticing or opening it, runs headfirst into it. Angel struggles to contain his laughter as Spike feels the forming lump on his forehead.
THE END Im sorry! Im so very sorry!