Chow Monsters and Demon Disco Night Part 2

(AN: Finally, I update!)

-

We were now in some place that looked like it used to be some sort of club. Holding the shotgun close to me, I glanced around.. and noticed a neon sign at the top that said 'Love Planet'. "What the hell! Love Planet!"

Dante grinned at me. "What's wrong, kid? Not ready for some lovin' yet?"

I glared at him. "Aw, shut up, chief.." I slowly made my way to the door infront of us, but before I could even touch the handle, a red forcefield appeared over it. Shortly after, a whole crowd of demons appeared. Just my luck, still shooting with a screwed up shoulder.. this is all Dante's fault!

"Shit." Quickly whipping out his gun, Dante began shooting rapidly at the demons, pulling off Matrix moves as he did so. I stared at him in disbelief. I want to do something like that... lucky son of a gun...

I positioned my gun (and fired; what, no safety again?) and fired at one demon's privates on accident, causing it to fall backwards in pain. I went into a mad giggle fit. Stupid demon.. it's aching, isn't it? Isn't it? Hahahaha! Who's the queen now? I AM!

My thoughts were interrupted as I was slammed face-first into a wall. Owwie.. maybe I'm the court jester..

Dante spotted me faceplanted in the wall and winced, now having finished off all the demons (including that asshat demon that punched me) and ran over, delicately peeling me off of the wall. "You always get in trouble one way or another, don't you, kid?"

I replied with a groan, rubbing my poor face, which was somewhat flattened. "It took a cheap shot..." I mumbled, latching onto my savior like a koala to a treebranch. He smirked. "I'm surprised you're not bawling like a baby yet. You're tough, kid."

I'm tough? Really? WOO! Ow.. my head.. no more woo-ing for me..

"Thankies, Dante.. I was just so accident prone in my world, I'm used to it.." I replied, using his name instead of 'chief' or 'boss' or 'leader' for once. Of course, I haven't even been stung by a bee yet.. why am I not crying?

He chuckled. "I would've guessed." He carried me outside and over piles of rubble to the huge tower we had seen earlier. I spotted some blue orbs on our way, but I could only reach for them.. Talking would make my head explode.

Once we reached the tower, Dante set me down on my now-stable feet and gazed up at it. "Well, here we are. Vergil's domain. Hell in a handbasket. You ready, kid?" He glanced at me, and I nodded numbly, eye twitching. I was still dizzy... hey, Dante has nice eyes..

We headed inside, only to be met with a large, three-headed dog encased in ice. I stepped back, eyes wide. "Daaamn...! Uh, Dante, I think I have to go, um, uh.. feed my cat.. Speckles..."

"This'll be no problem." Dante shrugged his shoulders. "He's probably not even awa—"

Crash.

"..Ehrm, maybe he is." I winced.

The dog's center head glared viciously at us. "Leave now mortal, and your disgusting companion! The likes of you are forbidden in this land! You who are powerless are not worthy to set foot here."

"Hey, who are you calling powerless and disgusting, you flea-ridden pile of fur!" I shouted, balling up my fists in anger. How dare he...! That stupid mutt! I oughta rip off his heads and..

My demon-hunter leader silenced me with a slender finger to my lips, staring at the stupid mutt. "Wow, I've never seen a talking mutt before. You know, in a dog show, you'd definitely take first place, mutt."

"You dare make a mockery of me, human!" The idiotic mutt barked, snapping at us from his leash.

"You betcha we are!" I jumped up and down. "I swear on Dante's ass, we're gonna make you into mince meat!" Dante sure had a nice ass..

Dante simply smirked as the dog narrowed his eyes. "Very well, then. Prepare to die!"

-End Chow Monsters and Demon Disco Night Part 2-