A/N: I wanted a Chandler/Joey-like scene with Angel and Spike. Just think, if they COULD be friends...
Summary: A collection of Angel/Spike friendship scenes, heavily transribbed from Joey/Chandler friendship scenes.
Disclaimer: How many more times? Ok then, BLAH, I don't own anything, BLAH.
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Season 2, TOW Eddie Won't Go:
An angry Eddie, carrying some of his left out stuff, comes into the hallway between Angel and Spike's and Cordy and Buffy's and starts to try his key on A+S's door. The key won't work. The door opens to reveal a nonchalant and confused Angel.
ANGEL: "Hello, may I help you?"
EDDIE: "Why is all my stuff left outside? And why doesn't my key work?"
ANGEL: "I'm sorry, do I know you?"
EDDIE: "It's Eddie, you freak. You're roommate"
ANGEL: "I'm sorry, I don't know what you're talking about, I already have a roommate"
He lets Eddie peak in and the barcalounger, which had its back to the door, turns around to reveal Spike sitting in it. He waves to Eddie.
ANGEL: "See?"
EDDIE (Thinking over): "Wait, no, he moved out and I moved in"
ANGEL: "I'm sorry, but I don't remember him moving out"
SPIKE: "Yeah, I think we'd remember something that big"
EDDIE (Scratching his head): "Oh, I guess...I got the-the wrong apartment, then. I'm sorry to bother you..."
ANGEL AND SPIKE: "That's ok"
EDDIE: "Ok, I guess, I should go"
ANGEL: "Yes, yes"
Eddie descends the stairs of the floor and Angel closes his door, smiling smirkily.
ANGEL: "Goodbye, you fruit-drying psychopath. (Turns to Spike) Hello, Roommie!"
Spike gets up and the two jump in joy and hug.
ANGEL: "Good to have you back, Sports Extrodinaire! Let's play?"
SPIKE: "Yeah, let's play!"
They start playing foosball.
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Season 3-TOW The Chick and Duck:
Angel's looking over the chick as Spike enters.
ANGEL: "Hey"
SPIKE: "Hey, how's she doing?"
ANGEL: "'She'?"
SPIKE: "Don't you think she's a girl?"
ANGEL: "I dunno..." (Picks up the chick and tries to blow the feather off to see) "I couldn't tell what it was, it went back in too quickly"
SPIKE: "Well, let's just guess and hope" (crosses fingers) "I gotta take a shower. I'm gonna go have a few drinks with the rest of the cast"
Angel looks at Spike, surprised.
ANGEL: "Wait a minute! I stayed home from work, looking over our chick, and you spent the whole day at work and now you still don't have time?"
SPIKE (Turns to him): "Hey, who was up from 2:00am to 6:00am trying to get her back to sleep?"
ANGEL: "Oh, so I don't wake up when you do!"
SPIKE: "Oh, there it goes"
ANGEL: "Yes, there it goes! I take care of our chick all day, and you come in, spend 2 seconds with us, and then expect to go gallivanting with your friends!"
SPIKE: "Hey, I worked all day long and now I wanna relax, ok? And--"
ANGEL: "No, wait, so taking care of her isn't work! And work's more important to you than us!"
SPIKE: "Angel, man, listen..."
ANGEL: "Don't say a thing!"
He angrily takes the chick and sprints to his room.
SPIKE: "Angel!"
He comes back out without the chick, presumably having left 'her' in her box.
ANGEL: "Have you noticed, that we've been fighting more than often, since we got the chick?"
SPIKE: "Yeah. I mean, it's like, almost everyday!"
ANGEL: "Y'know what? Maybe, maybe, we aren't ready to have a chick"
SPIKE (Nods): "Maybe we aren't. We should...r-r-return her..."
ANGEL: "Hm-hmm. I'll take her to the farm tomorrow"
SPIKE: "Hey, is there a chance we could get our $3 back?"
Angel looks at him.
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Season 8-TOW The Stripper (Or what?)
SPIKE (smiling): "I miss this"
Angel looks at Spike like he's grown two heads.
ANGEL (Pointing to room where the Stripper/Hooker is): "I don't think we've ever done this before!"
SPIKE: "No, I mean this. Y'know, hanging out"
ANGEL: "We still hang out"
SPIKE: "I know, but...not like we used to. Y'know? We were inseperable. But then, you moved in with Cordy, and got married. And, then, y'know, the sport-playing, bachelor pad days were over"
ANGEL (Smiling sympathecally): "Well, things change. I'm not a bachelor anymore. You gotta move forward not backwards. You knew things were gonna change one day or another. We can't expect time to stand still"
SPIKE (Looking down): "Yeah, but, y'know, now we're 'friends' friends, not 'brothers' friends"
ANGEL: "Y'know you still got me, right?"
SPIKE: "I know, former-roommie" (they both laugh) "I miss ya and your sarcastic jokes around the clock"
ANGEL: "And I miss you...and your stupid, distasteful comments..." (They both smile and hug)
Behind them, we see the hooker come out, wearing only sheets.
HOOKER: "I am this close (holds up fingers) to robbing you guys"
They both part and look at the hooker.
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Season 4-TOW Chandler's In A Box (or should it be Angel's In A Box?)
Kathy exits the apartment. From the airhole on the box, we see a finger come out motioning a goodbye-wave. Spike can't take it anymore.
SPIKE: "Open the boxxxx!"
He goes over and opens it and Angel sits up.
ANGEL: "What!"
SPIKE: "Follow her! Tell her you love her!"
ANGEL: "What! You mean you--"
SPIKE: "Yes, I forgive you! Just go follow her!"
ANGEL: "Really? Are we friends again?"
SPIKE (Smiles): "Yeah. Y'know you're my best friend! I couldn't live without you being my friend! Now go after Kathy!"
Angel jumps out of the box and runs out the door to meet Kathy but is stopped by a 'hey' by Spike.
SPIKE: "And...Merry Christmas...From your...secret santa" (smiles)
Angel smiles and continues on his way.
BUFFY (Coming over): "Are you okay?"
SPIKE: "Yeah, there's nothing bigger than friendship, y'know. And what if he crossed the line? The line is not as important as friends"
CORDELIA (Coming over): "And you did the right thing"
SPIKE: "Yeah..." (turns to the others) "Uh...So, whose got Angel, I need to trade?" (the others look at each other)
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Season 5-TOW Inappropriate Sister (or else?)
(Ok, this is more of a Riley, Angel, Spike friendship scene)
SPIKE: "A typical New York Apartment, Two Guys Are Just Hangin' Out"
ANGEL: " "Hi, man. What is up?" "
RILEY: " "Nothing, dude. I'm just trying to say sorry for how I acted yesterday" "
ANGEL: " "I'm the one who should be sorry" "
RILEY: " "No, I overreacted" "
They both pause and look at Spike who motions for them to go on.
ANGEL: " "We fought over something reasonable" "
RILEY: " "Yes, we both had our best...(smiles) friend's interest at heart" "
ANGEL: " "Could I BE more sorry?" "
RILEY: " "I dunno, but I'm one very sorry...(pause) polentoligist..." "
ANGEL (Smiles): "We get it Spike"
RILEY (Smiles): "Yeah. (To Angel) I'm sorry man"
ANGEL: "Me too, dude" (they hug)
SPIKE: "No, no, wait, keep reading, the good part's coming up"
ANGEL: " "I am sorry, Riley" "
RILEY: " "I am sorry, Angel" "
They both smile at Spike.
SPIKE: "A Handsome Man Enters" (He motions opening a door and walks in through it imaginarily) " "Hey, I don't know what you two were doing, but I have to say, I love you guys. (To Riley) You, wouldn't let me give up on myself. (Riley smiles, to Angel) And you, (chuckles) you, my man, co-created fireball. (Angel grins) So, I am very lucky to have best friends like you. And I hope this friendship goes on, for long" "
The three of them smile at each other, indulging in a three part manly handshake, proclaiming of friendship.
ANGEL (about the script): "That took you 5 hours?"
SPIKE: "No, no, that just took me 5 minutes, I took the rest of the day..." (He grabs a big gas powered fire-lighter and a bowling ball from his bag) "...coming up with new ULTIMATE FIREBALL!"
Angel and Riley both back off, scared.
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Ok, that was terrible. Sorry!