Random Legend of Five Rings Bites
By: Doji Hajime
Disclaimer: I don't own L5R, AEG does, I only own copies of cards and RPGs.
Doji Kurohito was not having a good day. The court was in a shambles, his military staff couldn't agree long enough to send out a patrol group. It had taken him hours to make just a couple small troop adjustments. It was time to go to his quarters and relax with his wife. Maybe he share a nice steamy hot bath with her.
He slid the door to their room aside and found a very shocking sight. There on the futon that Kurohito and his wife slept on every night was His wife, Akiko and his cousin, Doji Yasuyo. They were both naked and enjoying each other so much that they didn't notice Kurohito until he screamed and fled.
Akiko called after her husband "Wait, it is not what you think."
Yasuyo looked at Akiko with a look of disbelief "Akiko-chan we are naked and had each other's hands all over our bodies. I fail to see how it could not be what he thinks."
In the Court yard of Kyuden, Doji Kurohito finds the Emerald Champion , Yasuki Hachi reviewing a letter. Seeing his Daimyo well one of them with tears in his eyes deeply concerned Hachi.
"Kurohito-sama, what is bothering you?" asks Hachi
"I . . . I . . .By the all the Kami, I found my wife making love with Yasuyo." cries Kurohito.
"I can't believe that, that is Terrible, Kurohito-sama." replies Hachi. (I wonder how that looked, it must have been pretty hot.)
Kurohito sits beside Hachi and leans his head on Hachi's shoulder. Hachi nearly instinctively puts his arm around Kurohito in an effort to console him. "It could have been worse."
"How could it possible be worse?" asks Kurohito.
"Well, it could have been Kaneka or Matsu Nimaro."
"Ok, you are right that would be much worse. What am I going to do?" replies Kurohito.
"I am not certain." replies Hachi.
Doji Nagori walks in to the courtyard. "Oops, sorry didn't mean to disturb your tryst."
"What! Are you implying I am gay now Nagori-kun!" says Hachi.
"Oh, boy guess he is not in a jesting mood." says Nagori as he runs away. Both Hachi and Kurohito are hot on his heels.
"How dare you say your Daimyo is Gay. You are going to wish the Shadowlands had you instead of us, when we are through!" yells Kurohito.
"Nagori-kun, you have slandered me for the last time." says Hachi.
In the doorway leading to Kurohito's Bedroom stands both Yasuyo and Akiko wrapped in sheets.
"Well I guess Kurohito's mind is off our indiscretion for now." says Yasuyo.
"Poor Nagori, I not sure he going to live this time." responds Akiko.