I don't own The Loud House.

Welcome back to another chapter. This is the first part of the Lincoln vs Clyde arc. It's actually going to be like four or five chapters because one of the is gonna lose. This chapter took me a while to write because I wasn't sure how I could make it believable but then I realized that this story is basically a smut parody story and said fuck it. I'm quite pleased with how it turned out and I hope all of you enjoy it as well.

As for the Digi-Loud Adventure, I should have the next chapter done by tomorrow night. I'd finish it today but I'm playing DND and I'm the dungeon master so I'm preparing for that. Wish me luck.

Lust For A Loud

Chapter 9: Ace Savvy/One-Eyed Jack: Civil War Part 1

It was Friday night and Lincoln was in his room with Luna and Sam.

"So why do you need our help, bruh?" Luna asked her brother as she and Sam sat in his room reading comics in their underwear. She hated to admit it but her bro was right, it definitely was more comfortable reading in your underwear. She started reading them once she found out that Sam was a huge Ace Savvy fan and decided to give them a try. Needless to say it brought them and her brother closer.

"Because I want to win that money so that I can buy a Nintendo Switch." Lincoln answered truthfully. While he was the most supportive and selfless of the Louds, there were times when Lincoln could be selfish.

"I get it but why not ask Lori for help?" Luna asked, not really caring about his motives, just his methods. "Doesn't Clyde still have a thing for her?"

"Luna, I want to get Clyde to lose, not die of a heart attack." Lincoln said with a deadpan expression.

"He's right, babe." Sam added as she flipped the page. She was lying on the bed with her head resting on Lincoln's lap and her legs draped over Luna's legs. "Poor dude would die of blood loss if he used Lori for his plan instead of us."

"And you're sure this is gonna work?" Luna asked again. While she didn't doubt that his plan could work, she did doubt whether or not they could pull it off. There were a lot of things that could go wrong.

"Trust me, sis, I am the man with the plan." Lincoln said confidently.

"I don't know about that but you are the man with that cock that likes to rock." Luna said as she gave him those bedroom eyes.

"What she said." Sam said from her spot on his lap.

"Luna, you know that we can't." Lincoln said as he shook his head. "If I come once then I lose."

Luna sighed as she returned to her comic. "Fine but you're gonna owe me big, bruh." She then felt Sam nudge her with her knee. "Owe us, I mean."

"Good girl." Sam said when Lincoln laughed.

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Saturday morning found Clyde making his way towards Lincoln's house after receiving a text from Sam that she need Ace and Jack to solve a case for her. And while this was probably a trap, Ace and Jack couldn't ignore the calling card of Justice when it was dealt to them.

As he neared the front porch of the Louds, he noticed that everything seemed quiet. Too quiet. Choosing to forgo his civilian identity, Clyde pulled off his clothes to reveal his superhero costume that he wore underneath at all times. You never know when you're gonna be dealt a playing hand.

One-Eyed Jack made his way up the stairs as swiftly as he could without making a sound. He kept his eye out for any signs of the Louds who inhabited the Loud House. For it was rare that the home be silent on a Saturday at noon. And the fact that he had been asked to solve a case without his partner appearing set off warning bells in his head.

He reached the door and turned the knob, not surprised that it was unlocked. This was definitely a trap. Cautiously, Jack entered the home and he looked around to see if there were any obvious clues. But to his dismay, there were none. The house was clean, mostly due to the lack of Loud children running around.

Just then he heard a noise coming from the basement. This was classic trap scenario: make a noise and lead the hero down to the basement for an ambush. But Jack wasn't about to let that stop him. After all, Ace could be in trouble down there.

He made his way down the stairs and as he flicked on the lights of the basement, he heard a noise above him and when he looked up just in time to catch a flash of blonde before his world went dark.

Sam looked down at her handy work with a grin. "I told you I could do it."

"I never said you couldn't, love. I just said that hanging in the water pipes might not be the best idea." Luna said as she stood on top of the stairs.

"Have the others arrived yet?" Sam asked as she began to drag the unconscious boy over to the single chair in the center of the room.

"Yea, a few of them just texted me that they're on their way." Luna said as she made her way down. "I know that this is Lincoln's plan and all but why can't we just jerk him off and be done with it?"

Sam stopped tying the young boy and turned to face her girlfriend with a frown. "Are you serious? Did you not listen to your brother last night?"

"Yea, I did." Luna began but stopped as Sam began to glare at her.

"Then you should know that Clyde is Lincoln's best friend! Practically his brother! How do you think Clyde would take it if he was molested, practically raped, while he was unconscious?" Sam asked her girlfriend.

It dawned on Luna just then how stupid her remarks had been. Of course Lincoln wouldn't want Clyde to feel violated. No bet or amount of money would ever make him betray his friend like that. That's why Lincoln had gone out of his way to come up with this plan so that Clyde wouldn't feel like the victim but a hero instead.

"Alright, I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking." Luna apologized. "We'll do it Lincoln's way."

"Good. I love you, babe, but sometimes you tend to say things without thinking." Sam said as she resumed tying Clyde to the chair.

"You know me, I tend to put my foot in my mouth on occasion." Luna said as she bent down to help tie his feet.

"I know. Luckily for you I know of a way to keep your mouth occupied." Sam said as she knelt down beside her. With a half lidded grin, Sam leaned in and gave Luna a deep, passionate kiss that left her breathless.

And just as Luna was getting into it, the doorbell rang.

"Dang it." Luna muttered as she pulled away.

"Hehe, don't worry babe, once we're done we'll pick up right where we left off." Sam said as she made her way upstairs.

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Clyde slowly came too as he felt someone shaking him. He felt groggy for some reason, almost like he had fallen asleep but didn't get to finish his rest. And as he tried to move, he felt that his arms and legs were being held back. Panic began to surge through him as he opened his eyes. He immediately saw that he as sitting in a wooden chair in the middle of a dark room with a single light hanging above his head, surrounding him in a sphere of light surrounded by darkness.

Once he realized that he was fine physically, Clyde began to calm down as he felt his inner One-Eyed Jack take over. He tested the strength of the rope that held him and he found that he had some wiggle room but not much. Whoever did this to him was clearly an amateur.

But just as he was about to attempt to escape, he heard footsteps coming from somewhere in front of him. The first thing that passed through the veil of shadows was a single foot. It was covered in white high heels that were soon followed by long slender legs that were shown through the parting of a red dress. Soon Clyde could see his would be assailant and he was shocked at their identity.

The person was clearly female as indicated by her...assets. She had long, flowing red hair that seemed to bounce with each step. Her red dress had a similar design to the one that Ada Wong wore in the Resident Evil franchise. The main difference was that while both women were stunningly beautiful, the one right in front of him showed off a little more skin. The dress seemed to barely contain her bosom. And the way it hugged her curves! If Clyde wasn't already dating Penelope then he'd definitely like to ask her out. You know, if she wasn't there to possibly kill him.

"Well, well, well, look what we have here." The woman said as she stopped a few feet in front of Clyde. "One -Eyed Jack all by his lonesome. Where's Ace? I had a little...parting gift that I wanted to give him."

"Crimson Widow..." Clyde spat as he glared at one of their most deadly arch nemeses. Actually it was just Becky in a Crimson Widow cosplay but she looked so hot that Clyde decided to play along. Who knows? Maybe she would give him a kiss! "I'll never reveal where Ace is at. Guess you'll just have to settle for me."

"That's fine..." Becky purred as she leaned down to face Clyde, giving him a good view of her ample chest. "I'm sure you'll find that I can be very," Becky bit her bottom lip as she said the last word. "Persuasive."

"Oi! Yer not thinking about getting all the fun, are ya, love?" Another voice called out from the shadows.

Clyde and Becky turned their heads to see the Night Club, a member of Ace Savvy's Full House Gang, enter the light.

Luna was dressed in full costume and Clyde had to admit that this was quickly becoming one of his real life fantasies. He had a recurring dream at night that would come to him when he started going through puberty that he would, as Jack, be captured by his rogues gallery and be seduced into giving out information. But it wasn't until recently that the comic book villains stopped looking like characters and started looking like people that he knew. For instance, Becky's role would normally be played by Carol and then the High Card, played by Lori, would come rescue him. Only that their fight would ultimately end up in a pool full of mud and their clothes would get torn apart. But once he started going out with Penelope, those kinds of dreams stopped appearing as frequently.

"Night Club, we agreed that I would get first crack at him." Becky said as she rose to full height, much to Clyde's lament. He had been enjoying the view. "After all, he's caught up in my web."

"That's funny." Another voice that Clyde instantly recognized as Sam's said from behind him.

Turning around to see, Clyde watched as Sam, dressed as the Card Sharp. A member of their rogues gallery that sometimes turned good. In the latest issues of the comic, the Card Sharp was their Ally. But right now it seemed like the Former Villain had made a return to her nefarious ways and turned the Night Club against them. Sam wore her traditional catsuit that was the same shade of teal that highlighted her hair and a matching domino mask. She had on a pair of knee high white boots and fingerless gloves. And to complete the Card Sharp look she also had on a long white scarf draped around her shoulders that hung just above her calfs.

While Clyde was in a happy relationship with Penelope, he'd be a filthy liar if he said that he'd never fantasize about Sam. Sam had been one of his first female friends that truly enjoyed reading the Ace Savvy comics. And as a fellow comic lover, there was just something extra sexy about the blonde that even Lori couldn't match. But Clyde never mentioned any of this out loud because he knew that his best friend had a thing for the older blonde. And even though he had outgrown his old crush, there were still glowing embers where the old flame used to be.

And as Sam made her way around the chair to stand beside the Crimson Widow and the Night Club, Clyde couldn't help but notice that her catsuit hugged the athletic rocker's body rather well. He felt himself audibly gulp as he watched her hips sway from side to side. Her butt was rather mesmerizing and he couldn't pull his eyes away from her rump.

"-Right, Jack?" He vaguely heard someone say.

Sam then snapped her fingers in front of his face to get his attention. "Hey, Jack, my eyes are up here." She said with a grin. She knew where his eyes were drawn to and she was glad that Leni was able to alter her costume so that it drew more attention to her amazing ass.

"Sorry." Clyde said as he blushed. "What were you saying?"

"I said that we're going to have to up our interrogation methods if we want to break you, right Jack?" Becky asked again as she gave him a playful grin.

Clyde could feel their hungry eyes on him and while knew that this was just a rouse to get him to lose the bet, those thoughts were pushed to the back of his mind as he felt himself get drawn into the immersion of their pretend abduction. And could you blame him? He was an 11 year old boy surrounded by incredibly hot cosplaying teenage girls! And there was a chance that he might get a kiss by one of them! There was a small voice in the back of his head that told him to remember his girlfriend but another much louder voice told him that One-Eyed Jack didn't have a girlfriend and that's who he was right now. Jack, not Clyde. And with that in mind, Clyde got back into character and glared at the beautiful assassin in front of him.

"Do your worse, Crimson Widow. I'll never crack." He said defiantly. And in his head he added. 'Please let me have at least one kiss!' he had a thing for older girls, apparently.

"Oh, don't worry, Jack, we came prepared." Becky said as she turned away from him and walked over to the edge of the light. She reached into the shadows and pulled out a small speaker that she placed on the floor beside her. Pulling out her phone, Becky put on a playlist that had slow playing music. She then turned towards the two women beside her. "It's time for operation Lap Dance."

"Damn, girl, you sure don't mess around." Luna said with a hearty laugh.

"My white russian promised me the best dicking of my life if I managed to pull this off, you bet your ass that I'm not messing around." Becky whispered in Luna's ear so that Clyde wouldn't hear.

Sam had leaned in and heard what was said and she grinned. "You better wait in line, Becky, because I'm gonna get his dick first."

"We'll see about that, Sharp." Becky challenged.

Just then the beat began to pick up and Becky took it as her cue to start. She turned sharply towards Clyde. With eyes of a hungry predator, Becky took several calculated steps towards Clyde. With each step her hair would bounce, thanks to the sweet hair extensions Leni gave her, and she made her that her chest would do the same.

Smirking as Clyde began to sweat, she turned around and began to dance suggestively in front him. Clyde's eyes were glued to Becky's butt as it popped and locked behind that dress. And with each passing second, the butt seemed to get closer and closer until Clyde could almost kiss it. But he didn't. Because he was mesmerized by the way Becky moved. While he knew her as a lover of Ace Savvy comics, Clyde's interactions with Becky were limited. He'd really only hang out with her at conventions and whenever he saw her at the comic book store. So it came as a surprise to him to see this side of her. A side that was dangerously sexy and that knew how to dance so well. He idly wondered if Lincoln knew about this already? Probably, Lincoln was the type of guy would liked to get intimate with his girlfriends and he would make sure to know what they liked and didn't like. He was all about the personal touch.

Back to Becky, she lowered herself onto his lap and she began to grind against him. He could feel his member, stiff as it already was, rising against his pants. And he knew that Becky had noticed because she began to purposely rub against it.

"My~ is that a deck in your pocket?" Becky asked as she glanced over her shoulder to look at him.

Clyde knew that he wouldn't be able to last long if she kept this up. While he hadn't done too much with Penelope, he had received a hand job from her and he knew where his limits were. And Becky was pushing them.

"I-I don't know what you're talking about." Clyde managed to say. He was sweating bullets now and he was sure that if this didn't end soon that he'd probably pass out from dehydration. "The only thing I have in my pocket is Justice."

"Well," Luna snickered as she thought up a Luan-esk type of joke. "I guess that's one way to lay down the law."

"By laying down some pipe?" Sam added as she caught on to what her girlfriend was saying.

Becky stopped her dance and giggled. Clyde looked cute all flustered and flushed. "Is that what you want, Jack? To lay down the law? Lay it down hard and thick?"

Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Clyde had to do something quick! He was going to lose the bet and then he wasn't going to get kissed. Though at this point he hoped to finally lose his V-Card. Though he'd never admit it, Clyde was jealous that Lincoln had already punched his card out. Maybe, just maybe, he'd get lucky today. He didn't want to cheat on his girlfriend...but if a chance arose right now he knew that he would take it.

"N-No!" Clyde said as he shook his head. "I won't fall for your tricks, Widow."

"Then I guess it's time we called in some reinforcements..." Luna said as she turned around and walked into the shadows.

Clyde gulped heavily as he tried to get himself under control. He began to think about the most unsexiest thing that he could think of. Poppa Wheelie dancing naked on a pole. Rusty trying to hit on him. Lincoln when he ate those nasty sandwiches of his. To his relief, his boner began to die down a bit but now his stomach began to feel queasy. Lincoln's taste in sandwiches was probably the only thing that Clyde couldn't stand. It was just soooo disgusting. He hurled the first time that Lincoln offered him one.

"Well, come on in, ladies, Jack's been waiting for you." Luna's voice brought him out of his thoughts.

Glancing in the direction that she had disappeared from Luna entered the circle of light and she had others with her. The first was a girl that Clyde had a crush on but because of their unrequited loves at the time they didn't pursue anything further. Haiku seemed to glide into the light as her feet were covered by a large black cloak. She was dressed as the character known as Midnight, a villian that used dark magic to fight against Ace and Jack. She even wore the dark blue star shaped mask.

Beside her stood Girl Jordan dressed as the Strong Suit. And while they had based that character off of Lynn, Jordan's body seemed to fill out the spandex even more. And right beside her was Cristina. Now that one made his heart stop because she was wearing the suit of Harley Quinn from the DC Comics. But she was dressed as the one that came out in the Suicide Squad movie. Her hair was dyed the same shade of platinum blonde and she even held the same (hopefully) rubber mallet.

The three girls smiled predatorily when they spotted him tied to the chair. And Clyde was sure that this was the end for him.

"These lovely ladies decided to join me in interrogating you, Jack." Becky said as she got off of his lap. They could all see that the boy had a hard on and it was only a matter of time before they made him come.

"Strong Suit, How could you betray Ace like that!?" Clyde asked, keeping in character with the fake interrogation. What could he say, he was enjoying the show.

"Actually, Jack, I'm not the same Strong Suit that you know." Jordan said as she took a step forward. Lincoln had given her a script to follow based on what he believed Clyde would say when he saw her and she was impressed that he had been right. "I come from a parallel world where the Full House Gang is just that, a criminal organization whose sole objective is to conquer the world. I was brought here by Midnight in order to help them break you." She leaned in and placed her gloved hand underneath his chin. "You will give us what we want."

"Or else what?" He asked defiantly.

"Or else we break you, silly!" Cristina said in a perfect Harley accent. She even did a manic giggle at the end that made the hairs on the back of his neck stand up.

"Wait, how'd you end up here, Harley?" Clyde asked her, confused as to how she arrived in their made up world.

"Well there I was, just minding my own bee's wax when suddenly I get pulled from my apartment in Gotham by this creepy nut." Cristina said, still in surprisingly accurate character. She jabbed her thumb at Haiku who only smiled. "And when I arrives she tells me that she has a special need of my services."

Maybe it was the way that Cristina was acting but a part of him was genuinely scared of her. But a much larger part hoped to find out what her services entailed.

"So pucker up, One-Eyed Jackie because while I'm here you're gonna have one hell of time not blowing your load while I'm shuffling your deck." Cristina said as she dropped her mallet and made her way over to Clyde.

But before she could reach him, Haiku got in her way. "I think I should get first dibs on him." She told the two girls. "I was the one who brought you two here, after all."

"Fine by me." Jordan said as she took a step back.

"Okey dokie loki." Cristina said with a bubbly giggle before she bounced off towards Jordan. She draped her arms around the Spandex clad former Heroine and rubbed her cheek against hers. "How long do you think he's gonna last? I'd say one minute."

"Harley, you forget that this is Jack you're talking about." Jordan reminded her. "He's Ace Savvy's best friend and partner. I'm sure that he'll last at least a few minutes."

Haiku ignored them as she closed in on Clyde. Despite having sex with Lincoln whenever she felt the need, Haiku still held a small crush on Clyde. It wasn't the kind that would develop into full blown love but the kind that made her feel a warm feeling in her stomach whenever she thought of him drilling her into her coffin. But she never made her move because at the time she had been with his best friend after Lucy had suggested she 'cheer her brother up'. That had been at the dance and Haiku couldn't say who left that night happier, her or Lincoln.

And now she had a chance at her forbidden fruit. Forbidden not because her parents would never allow it, no. Forbidden because he was already claimed by another. She knew the rules. She could only tantalize him but not actually have sex with him. Kisses on the lips were also forbidden but everything else was fair game.

Showing him one of her rare smiles, Haiku stopped right in front of him. She waited a minute for Becky to play the music she had requested and when the beat dropped, so did her cloak. The whole room gasped at her boldness. Because underneath her cloak, instead of the costume normally worn by Midnight, Haiku was naked save for a pair of blue and white striped panties and two bandaids covering her nipples. Clyde's eyes nearly bulged out of his sockets as he stared at the beautifully sinful sight before him. He was pretty sure that his nose was bleeding (it wasn't) and all the effort that he had made to keep Jack Jr. down was undone with a single beat drop.

And then she started dancing.

Haiku moved with the rhythm of the music, shaking her hips and making sure that she was in his view at all times. When the beat picked up, she spun around and began to twerk in front of him.

"Hot damn! I didn't know she could do that!" Cristina said as she broke character for a moment.

"I might have to ask her for lessons." Jordan said as she whistled. Lincoln might like it if she did that for him.

"Whoa, who would have thought that little miss dreary could shake it like a salt shaker." Luna said as she clapped.

Then both Becky's and Luna's jaws dropped when Sam began to make it rain on Haiku with Monopoly money.

"What?" She asked as she glanced over at the two girls. "She's earned it!"

Haiku still paid them no mind as she focused on Clyde. The beat changed again and as she turned around, she straddled Clyde and wrapped her arms around him. Her heavy breathing beat across his face as she stared directly into his eyes. His throbbing member prodding her clothed entrance. And for a moment, the world faded around them. Haiku was lost in his eyes and she desperately wanted to lean in and claim his lips with hers. And she could tell that Clyde wouldn't object. Time seemed to slow down as she made her choice. She closed her eyes and leaned in, everything seemingly moving in slow motion.

And at the same time that was going on, the other girls just as they were about to try to stop Haiku, the basement door burst open and chaos ensued.

To be continued...

What did you guys think? First off I'd like to thank The Siege Perilous for letting me use the Card Sharp. If you haven't checked out his story Aces Wild then I highly recommend that you do once you've left a review. *wink wink*

Lincoln's plan is coming along smoothly and in the next chapter we will see Clyde's plan. The plans happen at the same time and towards the end they merge into basically chaos.

More girls will be joining in the next chapter and we'll see Lincoln having to deal with what Clyde has in store for him. As for Liam and Zack, they're gonna be making an appearance later as well. There can only be one winner and three more must fall.

I'll see you guys in the next part of the Ace/Jack Civil War.