I don't own the Loud House
Welcome back to another chapter! I know it's been awhile since my last update but I've just been busy. I'm back now and I'm gonna try my best to keep updating this story. But my priority will be The Digi-Loud Adventure as that's the one that I'm most invested in. I actually wrote three chapters almost back to back for that story and after chapter 36, I needed a little bit a break so I decided to continue this one.
If you haven't already, I recommend that you give that story a read since it's currently my main story. As for this one, we're nearing the halfway point of the Civil War between Ace and Jack. There will probably be two more parts to this before we have a winner between Clyde and Lincoln. So I hope you enjoy this chapter.
Lust For A Loud
Chapter 10: Ace Savvy/One-Eyed Jack Civil War Part 2
Ace Savvy panted as he tried to calm his breath. He had just outrun three members of his sister's roller derby team that had been chasing him for several blocks from the park. He couldn't believe that he had fallen for the oldest trick in the book! He knew that Jack had been up to something and he still walked right into it!
"There he is!" a voice called out.
Ace cursed his luck as he ran out from behind the trash cans that he hid behind and booked it down the block. He was almost at his base a.k.a the garage where he was sure that he could mount a suitable defense. But he had to get there first. But despite his incredible stamina, thanks in part to Lynn, Ace was running under the power of his own two feet. Those chasing him had roller skates and they were gaining on him.
"Stop him before he reaches the house!"
It looked as though they realized where he was running towards. There was a shout a head of him and Ace saw that two more of the roller derby team were blocking his way. Ace recognized the two girls standing before him. The tallest of the two was Polly Pain, a rather formidable girl on the dance floor. And the other was Lynn's best friend and right hand woman, Margo Roberts. Both girls were eagerly waiting for him to approach so that they could get their hands on him. It seemed that the hunting season was open and Ace Savvy was the prey to catch.
"Come to mama!" Polly said as she made to grab him but Ace side stepped her.
He spun on his heel and avoided her reach as she went passing by him. And as he came to a stop, Ace ducked just in time to avoid a swipe from Margo.
"You can't avoid us forever, Lincoln Loud!" Margo told him as she made another lunge.
"Don't you see the mask?" Lincoln asked her as he dove away from her in order to get some distance. He rolled onto his shoulder and came up on one knee. "I'm Ace Savvy right now!"
"I don't care what you call yourself! Your dick is mine!" Margo said as she began to give chase.
Lincoln hauled ass towards his garage as the other girls neared them. Under normal circumstances, Lincoln would gladly give Margo his dick since she had one of the tightest pussies he had ever had the pleasure of entering. But right now he had a bet to win and as such, he had to avoid cumming at all costs.
Lincoln reached the front lawn of his house and he quickly jumped over the mud puddle that his sister Lana had made the day before. As he did, he landed with a shoulder roll before getting back on his feet and hauling ass around the corner of the house. He could hear as he made the turn that a couple of the girls weren't so lucky in avoiding the puddle.
Nearing the garage, Lincoln was forced to duck as he heard something whizzing through the air towards him. He dove into another shoulder roll and came up on one knee before turning around to see who was responsible for throwing a football towards his head. Standing at the end of the driveway wearing her full football uniform was none other than his sister, Lynn Loud. She had been waiting for him to arrive and he had somehow missed her.
"End of the line, Ace..." Lynn told him as she aimed another football.
Were it anyone else, Lincoln wouldn't be worried. But this was his sister they were talking about. Lynn Loud Jr. was fucking strong. And she had a deadly aim. Lincoln had only made it halfway towards the garage and he knew that Lynn could overtake him as he tried to open the door. He was shit out of luck and he knew it. And to make matters worse, Margo and Polly had caught up to them. With the three girls staring him down, Lincoln knew that this was where he had to make a stand.
"Well, it looks like I can't win..." Ace chuckled as he slowly got up. He turned to face them fully before placing his hands behind his back. "Arlight, do what you want with me."
Not needing more incentive, the three girls rushed their cornered prey with a hunger in their eyes that most would find worrisome. But for Lincoln, he couldn't help but feel flattered. He'd been with both Margo and Lynn enough times to know that they loved him and his magical penis. But Polly was still a virgin as far as he knew and a part of him, a very selfish and masculine part, enjoyed being the one to punch out their V-card. But that would have to wait as Lincoln reached into his utility belt and pulled out two objects.
As the three girls got within 6 feet of the white haired Loud, Lincoln quickly pulled back his hands from his back and threw something in the ground. That something was the size of a marble and when it hit the ground, it exploded with a loud crack. A billowing smoke cloud erupted from the small objects and the three girls were unable to stop themselves as they were engulfed by the smoke bombs. They ended up colliding with one another and as the smoke cleared, they saw that Lincoln had made it to the garage.
"Sorry, Ladies, but Ace Savvy always has an ace up his sleeve." Lincoln said before he entered the garage and closed the door behind him.
Within moments he heard the door begin to rattle as Lynn, Margo, and Polly tried to break the door down. Lincoln knew first hand that a horny girl was a dangerous girl. And after the stunt he just pulled, if he was caught his dick might get torn off in the process. So now he absolutely had to avoid getting caught. He quickly made his way over the back corner where Lana and Lisa had helped him install a secret compartment for him. It wasn't very big, about the size of a 3x2x10 closet. And it was hidden behind the numerous boxes in the corner so it didn't stand out.
Inside were a number of small gadgets that Lisa had agreed to make him as well as other useful items such as his supply of smoke bombs that he made himself thanks to Lisa's bunker. But the reason he wanted to reach the compartment was because hidden inside was a very special package that he needed to deliver. It was the last piece to the puzzle that was his master plan to get Clyde to fail the bet and not feel remorse afterwards. Lincoln had gone to great lengths to insure this and he had also called in a few favors and owed a lot more in return to make this happen.
At the large sliding door, Lincoln could hear the rest of the roller derby girls attempting to pry the large door open. And from the sounds of it, they were succeeding. Placing the package inside of a backpack, Ace grabbed a couple more things that would prove useful and closed the hidden compartment. He slowly made his way over to the middle of the garage and waited for his enemies to get inside.
The first to get inside was Lynn and she let loose a thunderous battle cry as she charged at him in full football regalia. She reminded him a little of the Juggernaut from X-Men. And just like him, Ace knew that he wouldn't be able to stop his sister's momentum that easily.
Ace waited until she was about halfway towards him before he pulled out a Bola with three weighted balls at the end. Spinning it quickly, Ace launched the capture weapon at his sister's feet and two of the weighted balls wrapped around her ankles while the third weight wrapped itself up her legs. The jock was unable to dodge the Bolas and all she could do was brace herself as she fell face first into the hard garage floor.
By then, the garage door had been half opened and the rest of the girls had made their way inside. Ace tossed down another pair of smoke bombs and he went to work taking down each of the girls as they tried to find him. When they didn't know was that the lenses on his domino masked were made by Lisa to work like a tactical heads up display. With press of a button on his wrist bracer, he could change the optics into thermal imagine so that he could see where they were in the smoke. Everything turned dark blue similar to how it did in the Batman Arkham games. And just like in the game, Ace could see the orange figures of the girls within the hazy cloud of smoke.
Ace ducked down behind one of them and placed a special sticky bomb behind her. He tapped her on the shoulder and when she turned around, she set it off and her feet were glued to the ground. The sound attracted the attention of the others and they began to swing wildly in the hopes that they could catch him but Ace was ready for that. He reached into his utility belt and pulled out a joy buzzer that he had made with help from Luan. It was designed to shock anyone that touched it and also stun them for about 60 seconds. The shock itself wasn't very painful but it didn't feel pleasant either. He didn't want to do it but desperate times call for desperate measures.
He ducked underneath the swing of another girl before reaching out and touching her thigh, causing her to cry out before falling to the floor. A girl grabbed his cape from behind but Ace reached behind him and touched her forearm and she fell like a sack of potatoes. But as he did, Polly came up from his side and speared him against the wall. Ace had the wind knocked out of him but he wasn't down yet. He placed his hand on her cheek and Polly cried out in pain before she fell down to the ground.
There was only one girl left and it was Margo. Margo had spent enough time around Lincoln to know that he was a huge fan of Ace Savvy. In fact, Margo also like the caped crusader. They had gone to a number of cons together and that was before Lincoln hit Loud puberty. And because she knew him so well, Margo stayed close to the exist while everyone else charged in. She saw the brief sparks that came from the joy buzzer when it was activated. And with each flash, the smoke would illuminate briefly giving out Ace's position. So Margo waited with a determined goal to capture Ace and fuck him until he cummed dust.
"I know that you're waiting for me, Margo." Lincoln called out to her from the other side of the garage.
"I'm more than just waiting, Lincoln Loud." Margo responded as she watched for any signs of his approach. "This chase has done nothing but warm me up and I'm raring to go! Do you have any idea how hot it is to chase down your lover in order to fuck him silly? I haven't been this wet since the time we did it in the con wearing our cosplay."
"I'm not gonna lie, I'm a little turned on myself." Lincoln admitted. And he was but he had a bet to win. "Unfortunately I can't take you on right now. And believe me, I want to soooo badly right now..."
"Oh yea?" Margo challenged. "What would you do to me if you could?"
"First I'd grab you by the hips..." Lincoln said as he began to make his way towards Margo.
"And then?"
"I'd pick you up and slam you against the wall."
"Oh...tell me more..."
"I'd sink my teeth into your neck while I ripped your shirt off..."
Margo felt a shiver run down her spine as she imagined Lincoln do just that to her. "What else?"
"I'd lick you down from your neck all the way to your stomach..." Lincoln was halfway to her now and she was still standing by the exit. "Then I'd pull down your pants and breathe in the heavenly scent that I love so much..."
Maro pressed her legs together as she felt herself getting close. She needed him to fuck her now!
"And after placing a gentle kiss on your lower lips I'd look you in the eye before I impale you so hard that the next guy to pull me out would be the king of england."
Lincoln was just a yard away now and Margo could see him through the smoke. Throughout his description, she had been getting more and more turned on. She was a flustered and panting mess and only one thing could cure her now. Without a second thought she charged at him, not once noticing that he had something in his hands. And she realized too late that Ace had tricked her into letting down her guard so that he could subdue her.
The joy buzzer unfortunately was only good for three shots before it needed to recharge. So Ace pulled a pair of handcuffs and as Margo charged at him, he ducked underneath her attempted grab and quickly reached up and grabbed her right arm. Pulling it behind her, he pushed her to the ground and put the handcuffs on her wrist. As she tried to push off with her left, Ace placed his knee on her back and grabbed ahold of her left wrist. She struggled but unfortunately in her flustered state she wasn't able to break free and Ace handcuffed her hands behind her back.
"Fuck! Fuck! FUCK!" Margo cursed as she attempted to roll over. But Ace was still on top of her.
All around them, the smoke was beginning to disperse and the three girls that he had stunned were beginning to stir. Lynn was trying to free her legs and the girl with the glued feet was trying to untie her shoes. But as all this was going on, Lincoln leaned down do that he could whisper into Margo's ear.
"Don't worry...I'm not gonna leave you like this..." He whispered as he traced his hand over her side before he made his way underneath her waist band.
Margo felt his hand reach into her short and underneath her panties and then much to her pleasure, she felt him insert two fingers inside. She instantly clamped down on his fingers as they began to move. And she let out a breathy moan as he began to nibble on her earlobe. While his middle and ring fingers were working inside of her, his index and thumb were pinching her bean, rubbing it back and forth. With how close she was from his dirty talk and the chase, Margo felt herself tense up before she reached her limit and came on the garage floor. As she panted on the floor, Lincoln made a show of pulled out his hand in front of her and licking the two fingers clean.
"Mmmm...yum..." He said before he made his escape.
Margo could only blush scarlet as she felt herself heat up once more. That boy would regret leaving her handcuffed to the floor. But for now she was satisfied that he had made her cum at least once. Unlike the rest of her friends who were still hot and bothered.
"That fucking little shit!" Lynn said as she neared her best friend. "How DARE he leave me like this and only satisfy you!"
"In my defense, I was the last one standing." Margo said as she looked up from her spot on the floor. It was then that she noticed that something...metal...was inside of her. Her eyes widened when she realized that Lincoln had left the key inside of her... "Um Lynn?"
"What is it?" Lynn said as she opened the door to the garage fully so that the smoke could clear out. Looking down at her friend, she noticed that she looked embarrassed in a way that had nothing to do with the fact that she just gotten fingered fucked by her brother.
"I...need you to unhandcuff me..." Margo began.
"Alright, where's the key?" Lynn asked.
"Um..." Margo felt like she would die from embarrassment.
And seeing her friend squirm, Lynn blushed as well once she realized what her brother had done.
"That little shit..." Lynn muttered as she went to help her friend.
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Lincoln felt bad for doing that to Margo but he needed a way to stall them long enough to get inside of the house. His plan depended on him being able to deliver the key component and thanks to Lynn's team, he was very close to missing his deadline!
He made his way towards the kitchen where he was surprised to see that his guest had already arrived. He pulled off his backpack and pulled out the package.
"Here you go, there's a bathroom on the second floor where you can change." He told his guest. "Clyde is already down there and I'm sure that my sister and our friends will be ready soon."
"Okay but are you sure this will work?" the person asked him as accepted the package.
"Trust me, if we pull this off, Clyde will love it and more importantly, he'll love you more than anyone else in the world. And that includes the girl that currently holds his heart." Lincoln assured them.
"If you say so..." They didn't look very convinced but they were more than willing to give it a try since it seemed like too good of an opportunity to pass it up. The fact that Lincoln was willing to set up his best friend in order to make this happen was crazy. But Lincoln was known for being able to come up with crazy schemes that seemed to pay off in the end.
"Now hurry, we don't have much time before Lynn and her team come after me. Once Becky sends you the signal, that will be your cue to bust in dramatically." Lincoln reminded them. "It's all up to you now."
"Alright."
Lincoln watched them go up the stairs before he turned towards the kitchen door. "How long were you planning on waiting?" he asked his next guest.
He heard them chuckle before they walked inside. "I wanted to make sure that we were alone...Lame-O."
Out of all of the girls that Lincoln thought he'd see today, Ronnie Anne was not one of them. Clyde had clearly wanted to win this when he recruited his sister Lynn and her team to take him down. But to also get Ronnie Anne to help him, Clyde had pulled out all the stops. With Ronnie Anne thrown into the mix, Lincoln was now truly outmatched and outnumbered. He could handle Lynn and Ronnie Anne separately but combined they proved to be too much even for him.
"So how do you want to do this?" Lincoln asked her as he began to sweat. He knew that he could stall her but it was only a matter of time before Lynn was back on his trail.
Ronnie Anne took off her purple sweater and set it on the counter. "Surprise me, Lover boy~"
At once, Lincoln reached behind him and pulled out a pair of exploding playing cards. He tossed them like throwing knives and they sailed through the air towards their target. But Ronnie Anne expecting that since she helped design his arsenal. She ducked underneath the first and rolled out of the way of the second. Both cards hit the counter and door behind her and burst into a small splatter of paint. These cards were specially made by Lisa and they were thicker than normal playing cards. And the explosion was completely harmless to humans. It was just enough to get the card to burst and spread the paint around the surface.
Ronnie Anne lunged at the white haired crusader as she came up from her roll and Lincoln was forced to jump backwards. He hit his back against the fridge but he didn't stop there. He turned around and fled towards the living room with Ronnie hot on his trail. He jumped over the couch and as he did, he threw another playing card towards her. But Ronnie Anne dodge it as well and continued after him.
Lincoln reached for one of the couch pillows and used it to bash Ronnie Anne over the head as she jumped over the couch. The latina girl was knocked back into the cushions of the sofa where Lincoln pressed his advantage and pinned her arms above her head.
"Wow, Lincoln, is that a jalapeno in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" Ronnie Anne teased him as he lay on top of her.
"It's all little of both, actually." Lincoln confessed. Through his spandex suit, they could both feel his hard member rubbing up against her thighs.
"You know, I think this whole bet thing is stupid but since Bobby was already coming over here, I decided to help Clyde out since he did me a solid a while back." Ronnie Anne told him. "But just because I'm helping him out that doesn't mean that I didn't have an ulterior motive."
"What do you mean?" he asked.
"What I mean is that there's a reason why I decided to come along with Bobby in order to visit you." Ronnie Anne said.
"And what's that reason?"
"Why don't you turn around and find out?" She told him with a nod towards the television.
Confused, Lincoln turned around towards the television and he was greeted with a strange sight to say the least. Stand a couple of feet behind him holding a pillow was a half asian girl with brown hair and black eyes. But what was strange was what the girl was wearing. She was dressed in a red lobster costume and she was giving him a brilliant smile.
"Hi! It's nice to finally meet you, Lincoln Loud, stud muffin extraordinaire!" The girl said in equal parts cheerful and excited. Then she proceeded to whack him with the pillow knocking him off of Ronnie Anne. "I'm Sid Chang!"
Lincoln had the wind knocked out of him for the second time that day. He landed on the carpet floor and as he looked up, he found himself getting pinned down by Ronnie Anne.
"Lincoln, meet Sid, my best friend in Great Lakes." Ronnie Anne said introducing him to her.
"Nice to meet you." Lincoln said despite being held against his will. "Why are you wearing a lobster suit?"
Sid began to jump up and down with giddy energy as she began to explain. "Well you see, Lincoln, your buddy Clyde, who is rather cute btw, told us about his plan to get you to lose. And at first I thought it was mean because I would never do that to my best friend but he assured us that you wouldn't mind and that you probably had your own plan to get him to lose and-" Sid stopped to take a breath before continuing. "Ronnie Anne agreed so then I agreed. And after he told us what he had planned, he told us that we could wear costumes since he was sure that you would wear yours but I didn't have a costume! And it was so last minute that I wouldn't be able to make one so I looked in my closet and found the one we used for Halloween and boom! I became a lobster!"
The girl had spoken so fast that Lincoln was surprised that she hadn't passed out for a lack of air, even with the breath she had taken in between. But while she was a little quirky, Lincoln liked her. It seemed that Ronnie Anne was in good hands in the big city.
"I like you, Sid. Anyone who could wear a lobster suit and take me down is alright in my book." Lincoln told her.
This caused the girl to squeal with excitement as she looked towards Ronnie Anne.
"Lincoln, the reason I agreed to help Clyde is because Sid here is still a virgin." Ronnie Anne said as she began to explain for her friend. "And after months and months of hearing about how amazing you are and what an animal you are in bed, Sid has been dying to see if its true."
"Like you have no idea how long I've been waiting for this!" Sid chimed in. "Ever since Ronnie and I became friends, we've done everything together. But there's one thing that she has done that I haven't and that's been with you. And I can't stand the idea that my best friend has already taken the plunge in adulthood and I haven't!"
"Well, what do I have to do with it? Why not just ask Bobby?" Lincoln asked.
"No, it has to be you." Sid said. "The way that Ronnie Anne described it sounds amazing! And after hearing all the stories about Lincoln Loud, the man with the plan and master of convincing, I have to see for myself just how good you are. Plus I've totally got a huge crush on you!" She reached down and placed her hand on his white hair. As she ran her hair through it, Sid had a faint blush appear on her cheeks. With a sigh, she added. "It's just as soft as I imagined..."
"His hair is pretty cool..." Ronnie Anne Admitted.
"Look, Sid, I'm flattered that you'd want me to be your first. And under normal circumstances I'd be more than willing but right now I have a bet to win and-" Lincoln was saying but was cut off by Sid.
"But that's the best part!" She said eager as she looked towards Ronnie Anne. "We're gonna help you win!"
"You are?" He asked.
"Yup. Clyde's cool and all but I only said I'd try and I did." Ronnie Anne said as she got off of him. She gave him a playful smirk. "Looks like I was no match for the Log."
"I can't wait to see the Log!" Sid said as she looked down at his rather sizeable bulge.
"So what's the plan?" Ronnie Anne asked as she helped Lincoln to his feet. "We only have until tomorrow night to help you before we gotta go back."
"I already have a plan in motion for Clyde that should be enough to disqualify him. And I got a couple of things planned for Liam and Zach but first..." Lincoln began as he made his way over to the kitchen where the hallway towards the basement was located. "We need to get rid of Lynn and her team."
"Leave her to us, Lame-O." Ronnie Anne said as she pointed at herself and Sid.
"Oh oh oh, can I give you a nickname also?" Sid asked as she bounced on her feet.
"Sure." Lincoln nodded.
"How about..." Sid stopped bouncing as she placed her hand underneath her chin and looked Lincoln up and down. "Linconator?"
"That's terrible..." Ronnie Anne groaned as she shook her head. She then began to push her friend towards the living room. "Come on, we'll work on it while we wait for Lynn and her team."
"Oh okay, see you in a bit, Big Daddy!" Sid said as she was led away.
Lincoln chuckled as he heard Ronnie Anne groan once again. Sid was definitely different from he had expected but he genuinely liked her. It seemed like she would fit perfectly in his little harem and more importantly, he couldn't wait to see if he fit inside of her. But first he had to win this bet before tomorrow night. Opening the door a bit, Lincoln peeked down below and saw that Cristina, Girl Jordan, and Haiku had already arrived to help him. They were talking about something and while that was going on, Lincoln heard a commotion happening behind him.
Turning around, Lincoln's eyes grew wide as a ball of fighting girls came rushing towards him and somewhere in the midst of that ball Lincoln could see Sid fighting against Margo with her Lobster suit standing out the most. The last thing Lincoln thought before they slammed into him and knocked him down into the basement was that Sid looked cute while locked in fierce combat.
To Be Continued...
Let me know in your reviews what you think Sid's nickname for Lincoln should be. I have a couple of ideas but I'd like to hear a few more suggestions. In the next chapter you will see what happened after Haiku was about to kiss Clyde and also what Lincoln had in store for him. Also, in case any of you were wondering, Lori and Bobby are still together in this AU. Bobby knows about Lincoln but doesn't care so long as he treats Lori and Ronnie Anne right. And also Bobby does have a couple of girls that he sees that Lori is okay with. In the end, they have a very understanding and open relationship. Just thought I'd make that clear since I haven't before. In my AU they will probably end up getting married at some point. Haven't really thought too much ahead on that. All i know for sure is that I'll be doing an epilogue of what happens to them in the future when I finally end this story.
I'll try to have the next chapter done by next weekend but I make no promises. Sometimes it's hard to find the right inspiration to write. Till next time.