I don't own the Loud House.

I was inspired to write this chapter based on a picture that I saw online. I don't remember where I saw it or who drew it but you'll know which one I'm talking about after reading this story. Trust me, you'll know if you ever see it.

Like I said before, this story will mainly feature random-ish stories that take place within this universe. I still don't really have a set plan for this but I also don't really want to just end it. I'll have to think about it some more since Too Many Dates is basically what I originally wanted this story to be. We'll see.

As for my other stories, worry not for I am working on them and you should see some progress on them soon. I'm almost done with chapter 13 of TMD and I've almost done with chapter 57 of DLA. I'll also be posting chapter 4 of What She Didn't Know within the next few days.

Anyways, I hope you enjoy!

Lust For A Loud

Chapter 14: Nightmares

Rita Loud liked to think that she was a very fair and trusting mother. She kind of had to be since she and her husband worked in order to provide for their family. And considering the size of the family, they needed all of the money they could get.

She was the proud mother of 10 girls and 1 boy, yes, that's right 11 children. What could she say? She and Lynn loved each other very much and being parents was the greatest joy that they ever had. That and Rita liked to do it raw.

And it was because of her own sexual desires that lately she had begun to worry. It didn't really hit her until recently that she was the mother of 10 girls and 1 boy. The boy being the middle child and he had 5 beautiful and attractive sisters. And while she didn't want to think negatively of her own children, she had noticed how attached each of the girls was to her only son, Licnoln.

It had happened gradually but she would often see him with one or two of his sisters and then he would disappear for a couple of hours. And when he would re emerge, he would usually be alone with a large smile on his face. And the sisters that he had been with would appear later with a...certain glow about them.

At first she put it out of her mind, thinking that she was just tired from work and she was seeing things. But lately she had noticed that Lucy was spending a lot of time with her older brother. Admittedly, it was difficult for her to keep track of her young daughter as Lucy had a habit of appearing out of nowhere. But ever since she noticed how...clingy Lucy had become, Rita had begun to suspect...something.

And with that in mind, she turned to her second youngest daughter, Lisa, and asked her to make something for her.

"Mother, I must admit, this request is highly unusual for you." Lisa said as she looked up at her mother. "May I ask why you want this device?"

Rita looked uncomfortable but she told Lisa the truth, at least some of it. "Don't tell any of your siblings but I'm starting to think that some of the older ones are starting to be...sexually active." When Lisa gave her a deadpan expression, she quickly added. "I mean, I know that they probably are, Lisa, I'm not naive enough to think that each of them is going to be a good little girl until they're married. I know your father and I didn't wait until we got married. I just want this for my own peace of mind. Please, Lisa, do it for your poor old mother."

Lisa sighed before nodding. She walked over to her desk and pulled out a white looking price scanner with green and red buttons. "Very well, I've been meaning to test this anyways." She showed her mother the device that she made and how to use it. "It's quite simple to operate. Simply point it at the girl in question and press the trigger. It will only take about 3 seconds for it to let you know the results."

"Three seconds? How accurate will it be?" Rita asked as she took the scanner.

"It will be 97% accurate." Lisa said with certainty.

Rita was impressed. "Really? Do you plan to patent this? You could make millions with this."

"I have already patented the design, Mother, rest assured that should your tests prove accurate that I will move forward with marketing my invention." Lisa said. She then motioned towards the door. "I don't wish to be rude but I do have work that I need to return to."

"Of course, thank you dear."

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Rita walked around the house trying to build up the nerve to scan her daughters. After all, she felt like she was invading their privacy, which she kind of was. She told herself that she was their parent and she had the right to know if any of them were pregnant but she still felt like she was violating their trust.

But as she was standing in the living room, Lori passed by her, her eyes and thumbs glued on her phone. Thinking that now was a good time as any, she aimed the scanner at her daughter and pulled the trigger. A faint green light burst from the scanner and it was aimed mostly at Lori's stomach. And three seconds later, it beeped and on the top of the scanner there was a small screen that read not pregnant.

She released a sigh of relief but she stopped when she noticed that Lori was eying her suspiciously.

"Mom, what are you doing?" She asked.

"Um...nothing?" She said nervously, hiding the scanner behind her back.

"Mom...is that some sort of scanner that will tell you if we're doing drugs or something?" Lori asked, crossing her arms and frowning at her mother. "Because you are doing something like that then that's literally a violation of our trust. You can ask us if we're on drugs and we'd tell you, you know. I thought you knew that already."

"No, sweetie, this isn't a drug testing thing!" Rita said quickly, rushing over to her daughter in order to show her. "See? This is just something that Lisa asked me to test out for her so that she can sell. It's a fast acting pregnancy test. And it says that you're not currently pregnant."

Lori looked offended. "Mom, do you honestly think that I would literally be that irresponsible with my body as to get pregnant?"

"No, sweetie, I know that you're responsible but I was just worried. After all, no birth control is ever 100%." Rita said, trying to calm her daughter.

But Lori just glared at her. "I thought Lisa asked you to test it for her?"

Damn, she was caught in her lie.

"You know what? Forget it. I don't want to talk to you right now." Lori said as she turned around and walked away from her.

Rita sighed heavily. That didn't go so well. She looked around and saw Luna making a sandwich in the kitchen with her headphones on. She aimed her scanner at her daughter's back and pressed the trigger. The same green light flashed out but because she was farther away, the light flashed over the wall as well and Luna noticed it. She spun around with a questioning look in her eye until she spotted her mother.

"Mom...what are you doing?" Luna asked, removing her headphones.

"I'm checking to see if you're pregnant, dear." Rita said, deciding to be direct. Luna was normally laid back and if you were honest with her, she tended to not take it as badly as the others.

Perplexed, she walked over to her mother and looked at the scanner. "What does it say?" She wondered.

"Not pregnant." Rita said, sighing with relief at the same time that Luna did.

When Rita looked down at her daughter, Luna smiled sheepishly. "Hehe, I mean, of course I'm not pregnant. I don't even know what a shag is."

"Luna, dear, please just go back to your sandwich. You're just making my blood pressure rise more." Rita said with a shake of her head.

Deciding that she had enough excitement for one day, Rita started to make her way back towards her room when she noticed Lucy sitting on the couch with Leni. They were watching some vampire show that Rita didn't care about. This whole thing started because she was suspicious of Lucy's behaviour. But she shouldn't scan her daughter, should she? After all, Lucy was only 8 and there was no way in hell that she was sexually active.

Still, she had noticed how happy Lucy seemed to be now, especially when in the presence of Lincoln. It was possible that she harbored a crush on her older brother, like most little sisters did. But could that crush lead to something more?

Trusting her gut, she stood in front of the tv and aimed her scanner at Leni first. The two girls stared up their mother wondering what she was doing. A green light flashed on Leni and three seconds later there was a beep and Rita nodded, relieved. Leni wasn't pregnant either. She then turned towards her young daughter. She aimed the scanner at Lucy and for a moment she hesitated.

She was fairly certain that Leni wasn't sexually active since she didn't have a boyfriend and she was always in the company of her friends or family. So when the results told her that Leni wasn't pregnant, she was relieved but not surprised. But now that she looked down at Lucy, her most mysterious daughter, she wondered if she should scan her? After all, she honestly didn't know that much about her daughter except for surface level stuff. She didn't know what her hopes or dreams were, she didn't know who she liked or if she even liked boys. And the more she thought about it, the more she realized that it was partly her and Lynn's fault. Her daughter was withdrawn because she and her husband had been creeped out by Lucy's pale blue ghostly eyes and the fact that she never cried and only stared. And when Lincoln started to look after her, they had been secretly grateful. And with that in mind, was it any wonder why Lucy would develop a crush on her older brother?

Sighing, she made to move away when she stopped. In the corner of her eye she noticed something on the side of Lucy's face, almost hidden by her black hair. It was a single bead of sweat making its way down towards her chin.

Dread gripped her stomach and it looked like Rita's worst fears were coming true. She aimed the scanner at her daughter but she didn't pull the trigger.

"Lucy, honey, tell me the truth...have you had sex yet?" She asked.

Lucy immediately stiffened. Whether because she had or because of the question itself, Rita wasn't sure. But she had stumbled onto something and she was scared to find out what.

"Mom, I'm 8." She reminded her but there was a faint underlying fear in Lucy's tone.

"Lucy, are you sexually active?" Rita asked. Her grip tightened on the scanner as her hands began to tremble.

"Mom, I don't even have a boyfriend." Lucy said but there was a rising sense of panic in her voice.

"But you have a brother..."

And with that, Rita pulled the trigger and she waited. The room was silent as the three of them looked down at the scanner. It only took three seconds but it felt like three years for Rita. And at the end of their wait, the scanner beeped and the screen read 'Pregnant'.

"Oh my god..." Rita breathed out.

She fell to her knees while Lucy simply blushed. She watched as her daughter cupped her cheeks with her hands, her bangs parting slightly, and she could see the look of pure joy on her face. She was happy that she was with child and while it wasn't confirmed, Rita suspected that Lincoln was the father.

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Rita shouted as she sprang up from her bed, startling her husband. She was covered in a cold sweat and her heart was racing. What kind of nightmare had she just had? Her daughter and her son!? Having sex!? What the hell was a matter with her!?

"Honey, are you okay? What's the matter?" Lynn asked, looking at his wife with concern.

She glanced at Lynn and she wondered if he had ever had nightmares like that? She took several calming breaths before she leaned into him looking for comfort.

"I had a terrible dream..." She confessed.

"About what?" He asked.

She silently debated on whether or not to tell him but in the end she decided to tell him. "I had a dream that Lucy was pregnant and that Lincoln was the father."

Lynn started to laugh. "What are you talking about? Lincoln's the father of all of their babies."

Rita's head snapped towards her husband and she screamed when his head was replaced by the scanner.

"What's the matter, honey? Didn't you want to know who was pregnant and who wasn't?" The Scanner said in her husband's voice.

Rita screamed as the scanner approached her and the last thing she saw was a green flash.

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Rita awoke in the middle of the night, her body covered in sweat. She just had two back to back nightmares and she had a ball of dread in the pit of her stomach. She wasn't sure why but it felt like her nightmares were trying to tell her something.

She quietly got up and made her way to the kitchen. She drank a warm glass of milk, hoping to calm her nerves. It was crazy, right? To think that her children were committing incest right undernearth their noses. After all, there was no way that they could keep something like that secret for long even if they did do something like that. If Lincoln was anything like his father, then one of them was bound to get pregnant sooner or later.

But the thought of her baby boy having sex scared her. He was so kind and dependable, she knew that girls would eventually be drawn in by his charm. In a few years she would have to really worry about something like that. But now? She shook her head, it was much too soon for Lincoln to be having sex, much less with Lucy.

But as she placed her glass in the sink, she heard something creak upstairs. Wondering what it was, she slowly made her way upstairs to find out who was up at this hour. The hall was dark as it should've been but not all of the doors were closed. There was one door left slightly open and from that room a strange sound was coming through. It was faint but it sounded...like moaning?

Remembering her dreams, fear gripped her chest and Rita began to tremble. Her breathing became shallow as she tried to come up with something, anything for why it sounded like someone was moaning in Lincoln's room. M-Maybe he was just masturbating? Yea, that was it. It had to be.

But still, she had to be sure. As quietly as she could, Rita made her way down the hall towards her son's room. With each step, the sounds became clearer and her heart began to beat faster. The air grew heavy around her and by the time she reached his door, she could barely breathe. This close, she could hear the sounds clearly and one thing was for sure...Lincoln wasn't alone.

The air was heavy with the stink of sex and there was no mistaking what was going on in there. Rita just prayed to whatever god that was listening that her son had snuck a girl in after everyone was asleep because she wasn't sure if her heart could take it if one of her daughters was in there with him.

Trembling, she leaned in and peaked inside. Next to the bed, she could see her son standing with his back to the door completely naked save for his Ace Savvy mask that he wore for some reason. And lying on the bed was a girl that she couldn't identify but there was no mistaking what they were doing. Lincoln was holding her legs up by the ankles, spreading them for easier access. And the way he was pounding her was making the whole bed shake, which was saying something since Leni had built the bed herself.

Rita could hear the girl's cries, each moan, each inhale of breath, and each call of his name. And as she stood there frozen, she barely registered that her son knew exactly what he was doing. Her precious baby boy was experienced and she wasn't sure how to react. Part of her wanted to barge in there and put a stop to it. Part of her wanted to burst into tears and cry. She was feeling so many emotions that her body didn't know how to react so she didn't.

"I'm...cumming!" She heard her son say.

"Not inside!" the girl gasped. Rita's head snapped up, she knew that voice! "On my face!"

She watched frozen in place as her son pulled out of the girl and took several steps back while stroking himself. And Rita couldn't help but gasp as she saw what her son was working with. He definitely took after his father!

The girl moved from the bed to the floor, kneeling in front of Lincoln and she couldn't believe who it was.

"Lynn!" Rita pushed the door open, startling her kids as she came inside.

And as both of her kids shouted in surprise, someone else came in that room. Lincoln spun around on his feet just as he was about to come and to her horror, he shot his load into the open air and it landed right on her face. She jerked backwards as her son's spunk splattered all over her face, blinding her. She stumbled over her robe and feet and fell backwards and was knocked out.

When she next came to, she was lying on the floor with her son dressed in his pajama bottoms and his mask removed. He was kneeling beside her with a worried look in his eyes. And kneeling beside him wrapped up in his blankets was a brunette haired girl that wasn't her daughter.

"Mom, are you okay? You hit your head pretty hard." Lincoln asked.

She noticed that he was holding her right hand and a part of her was touched that he was so worried about her. But then she remembered what happened and she sat up, reaching up to her face. But the sudden movement made her head spin and she almost fell to her side.

"Careful Mrs. Loud. I don't think you should be making any sudden movements right now." the girl said.

Rita turned to face her and she slowly began to recognize her. It was a girl in Lincoln's class who normally had her hair in a braided ponytail. But right now it was loose and messy from their former activity.

"Jordan? What's going on?" She asked, confused. She had been so sure that it had been her daughter in the room having sex with Lincoln. But it turned out to just be his classmate.

"Um..." The two preteens shared an embarrassed look before Lincoln answered.

"Mom? I'd like you to meet Girl Jordan...m-my girlfriend..." He said while Jordan waved.

"Sorry that you had to find out this way." Jordan apologized. "I can only imagine what you must think of me."

"G-Girlfriend? So you're not having sex with your sisters?" Rita asked, not being able to contain the relief in her voice. She reached up and touched her face and to her surprise it was clean and dry. "And what happened to my face?"

"Mom!" Lincoln looked hurt and upset at her question. "Do you really think so little of me that I would willingly commit incest with my own sisters?"

"Mrs. Loud!" Jordan was outraged. She stood up to her full height, which wasn't very much, and she glared at the older woman. "Lincoln told me that you and your husband didn't favor him very much compared to his sisters but I never imagined you thought so low of him. How dare you make such an accusation of such a wonderful and caring young man! Apologize at once!"

Rita was flabbergasted and she quickly felt ashamed of herself. She let her nightmares get the best of her and she accused her only son of doing something so repulsive. "I'm so sorry, sweety, I don't know what's come over me." She got up and turned to leave. "W-We can talk in the morning...I'm so sorry..."

Rita fled downstairs feeling like a horrible mother. She was ashamed that she ever thought her son would do something like that because of some dream! She swore to herself that she would never doubt her son again and that she would make it up to him. He deserved better.

Meanwhile Lincoln watched as his mother practically ran downstairs to get away from him. He held his posture for several moments until he couldn't hear his mother's steps anymore and then he slumped against the wall next to his door.

"I can't believe that worked..." He said with a laugh.

"Who the hell forgot to lock the door?" Jordan asked, turning back towards the room.

Lynn, still naked, poked her head out from under the bed. "Don't look at me, I wasn't the last one in here."

From the behind the door, Luna poked her head out. "That was my bad, dudes."

"Luna!" they cried.

"We're lucky she only saw one girl or else we never would've been able to fool her." Lincoln said as he got up. He pulled Jordan in close and gave her a loving kiss. "You really saved our asses, Jordan."
Blushing, she smiled at him. "I'm your girlfriend, you big dummy. You can always count on me."

"You're one of his girlfriends, Jordan." Lynn reminded her.

But Jordan wasn't put out.. "Not in your mom's eyes, I'm not. I'm his one and only."

"Speaking of, I feel terrible for tricking mom like that." Luna said, her eyes downcast and rubbing her left arm. "We really are terrible kids..."

"We don't really have a choice. If our parents ever find out about what we're doing, they would probably die of broken hearts." Lincoln said with a sigh. He didn't like lying to his parents but they had to keep it a secret. They would never be able to understand that their daughters were in love with their brother and that their son was in love with his sisters.

"It's okay, maybe one day you can make it up to them." Jordan said, patting Lincoln on the back. "And you start by finishing what you sister started."

Lincoln grinned as Jordan let the blanket drop to the floor. "I knew Luna couldn't measure up to me."

"Oiy, you wanna bet, mate?" Luna said as she closed the door and locked it behind her.

They spent the rest of the night having wild sex and in the morning, Lincoln pretended to still be hurt by his mother's words. And when she tried to talk to him alone, he put up a front for a little but eventually relented and he 'made' up with his mother. He knew that his parents deserved better but there just wasn't any other way to tell them. They just wouldn't understand. At least that's what he kept telling himself.

End of chapter.