By mkusenagi2
The story concept © 6-20-2006
All Marvel characters are © Marvel Comics.
Kim Possible and other Disney characters
are
© Disney Co.
6-11-2004
Prague: Golden Tree Hotel
The Golden Tree Disco
0415 hrs
Shego gently towed Ron onto the dance floor.
Shego…
In Prada…
He was entranced by an emerald eyed Huntress in Prada…
She shimmied and twirled to the pagan beat…
In front of him…
All for him… causing DARK, quiet feelings to stir within…
A Serpentine Goddess…
With a Body that Promised MUCH and could deliver…
ALL…
Of…
His…
Greatest…
Desires!
She was dressed in a custom emerald Prada dress and black glove ensemble that caressed her body and gave rise to the notion that her hips were as tightly furled as a Rose is before it Blooms, and gave hints to the garden of delights within.
The divinely crafted jewels that were her feet were demurely cradled in jet hand tooled Italian sandals.
She flirted with Ron as she shook it…
Just…
For…
HIM!
Ron took all of this in and said what ANY guy would…
"WOW!"
A Tango started and Ron surprised Shego by twirling her into his arms…
"You're my… contact?" he whispered into her shell like ear.
"Yes." She whispered and danced away.
"But aren't you a…"
"I'm a Triple… working deep cover… your 'manager' thought my skills would come in handy…" 'He's a GREAT dancer!'
"And your 'rep'."
"Yes." She said before he dipped her.
"So how do you know my manager?" he whispered.
"Later… Hold me! Enjoy the moment!" Shego said as she twined her arms around his neck while the DJ segued them into a slow number.
'This is weird… but sooo cool… she smells like Birds of Paradise and musk… AWWW MAAANNN!'
'Princess is an idiot… he's definitely a diamond in the rough… charming… built… decent packa… HE'S TRYING TO BE POLITE… HOW CUTE! I'll fix that!' Shego tucked her head on Ron's shoulder, let her hands flow down his spine… causing him to shiver… placed them on his ass and tucked him in.
"Wha!"
"Shh, we're ADULTS here… the Czech law respects MEN your age…" Shego whispered in his ear.
"!" 'She thinks I'm a MAN!'
The floor went twilit as the couple danced.
"Y'know in this light… You're REALLY sexy…" Ron said.
"!" "Thank You!" 'Thank God he can't see me blush!'
"Sooo… I've checked the facility's schematics… it's a duct work job… pretty simple… you came 'dressed'?" she asked.
"Yeah, I'm also an 'OSP' (On Site Procurement) kinda guy."
"Good. Let's go back to your room… and 'talk'."
"Uhh…" 'Talk? About what!' he thought, "Ok!"
Shego and Ron exited the disco (hand in hand) and took the elevator to his suite.
Unbeknownst to them 2 groups were watching their every movement.
"Sire, they're leaving the disco. Should we capture them now?" a lackey asked on his comlink.
"No, watch them. I want to know where my Synthesizers are first." A modulated voice said.
"Yes, Master."
The team leader of the other group checked in:
"They are heading to their suite Herr Smith, should we attack now?"
"No, let them get 'comfortable' first… I am a reasonable man… the boy should have some pleasure before we kill him. Make sure the woman is unharmed." A well groomed voice said over the comlink.
---
"Rufus… it's cool… I brought a guest!" Ron said as he slowly opened the door.
"Click." Rufus put his blaster on safety and went back to sleep.
Ron took Shego's hand, led her into the suite's bedroom, turned up the dimmer, reached into his suitcase to turn on the ECM, and removed his tie.
The lights dimmed…
"Shego what're you MMPPFFHH…" went Ron as she kissed him and pushed him onto the bed with her finger tips.
Ron's arms wrapped around Shego and held her TIGHT.
'Ok… I'm here… with Shego… on my bed… just like in my nightmares… and it's GREAT! She digs me! WOOOOW…'
Ron's hands drifted down to hold and caress Shego's sexy, athletic ass.
"Shego… I… I… OHHH…" Ron moaned as she kissed his neck.
'Gotcha!' she thought as she devoured his neck.
The two rolled slowly… back and forth across the bed…
"Shego… I…" Ron said as he lay on top of her.
"Now!"
"CRASH!" went the suite's door as it was kicked open by green clad henchmen. "BAMA BAM, BAM, BAM!" went Rufus' blaster as he fired it at them while running to and fro over and under the suite's furniture causing the henchmen to scatter.
"WHAT THE HELL!" Ron and Shego chorused.
Ron jumped off the bed, grabbed his hanbo and extended it 4' while Shego powered up.
Ron crept over to the door looked at Shego who nodded that she was ready, threw it open and rolled into the chaotic scene before them.
Shego flew through the door and projected a plasma barrier that vaporized the rounds that flew towards her while Ron pole-vaulted into the men before the door and used the hanbo to scatter most of the men back into the hallway.
Ron vaulted up to the ceiling, used the momentum to run across it to land behind the men and began to rip them to pieces by twirling around on the pole and kicking them repeatedly in their trunks with Drunken Monkey technique.
Shego kickboxed the stragglers in the suite with her heels to devastating effect and knocked them out with plasma blasts while…
Ron leapt over the heads of the remaining henchmen, extended the hanbo to 6', and hit them with a lunging and twirling Drunken Monkey Lashes His Tail thus ending the fight.
Ron collected a MP 5 and several banana clips and ran into the suite.
"Shego are you ok!"
"Careful there sidekick… someone might think you LOVED me!" she quipped as he blushed scarlet.
"Huh!" went Rufus.
"Nothin'… Buddy are you Ok?"
"Uh Huh!"
"Good, thanks buddy!"
"Since when does a molerat carry?"
"Our 'manager' thought it would be a good idea… element of surprise… Why?"
"Just curious… C'mon there's probably more on the way… The valet has my keys… I've got a little place we can crash at!"
Ron strapped on his bag, scooped Rufus into a coat pocket, took Shego's hand, and exited the suite…
They exited the hotel, walked over to the valet's kiosk, took Shego's keys from him and went into the lot.
"Which one is it?" Ron whispered.
"It's a little ride I picked up… Midnight Blue…" Shego said as she led him through the lot, "Here it is!"
"What the… Wow… ThIS is your little ride?" Ron exclaimed as he beheld her brand new Lamb.
"Don't be fooled… she FULLY tricked AND gets GREAT mileage."
Shego threw Ron's case in the trunk, opened the passenger door and heard…
"There they are!" from the Henchmen.
"Look out!" from Ron as he leapt in front of her.
"BAM, BAM!"
"Uh!" went Ron as he was hit by 2 rounds as he covered Shego.
"NO!" went Rufus.
'Shit! DAMMIT!' she thought. 'FOR ME!'
"You bastards are gonna pay!" and with that Shego VAPORIZED the henchmen where they stood.
"C'mon… DON'T YOU DIE ON ME!" she cried as she felt for a pulse…
"Ohhh… No monkey touch… love Kim… love Shego…" Ron moaned in shock.
'What! He loves me AND the Princess!'
"C'mon Sidekick… time to get you some help… Damn you're heavy…" Shego said while she put him in the passenger's seat.
Shego tossed the MP5 and the spare clips onto Ron's lap, got behind the wheel, and was preparing to start the car when she felt a timid tugging at her waist. She looked down and saw Rufus looking at her pleadingly.
"He'll be ok… I promise…" she said.
She started the car and calmly drove off in the opposite direction as the Polizei pulled up.
---
Condor 1 bridge…
"Sir, were getting reports that there's been some sort of firefight at our asset's hotel… the bird we have over that area registered a high energy plasma discharge next to the hotel… our team's fine… but they 'disappeared'?"
'Ron an' Shego!' Fury thought, "Alright people get us inta Czech airspace best speed, NOW!"
"YES SIR!"
'I just hope we're in time ta help!'
---
Meanwhile…
Shego drove into northern Bohemia to the village of Lovosice where her chalet was located…
Shego pulled up the drive ran to and unlocked the main entrance carried Ron into a ballroom sized foyer and yelled, "Jenkins!"
Her majordomo appeared at the top of the right flight of stairs.
"Yes Madam? My word! Madam are you alright!" Jenkins, Shego's stout 6', 50-ish eye-patched majordomo cried.
"I'm Ok, but our guest here took a couple of hits for me! Get the 'kit willya?" Shego said as she carried Ron into the kitchen, placed him on the 7' x 8' island and put on a smock.
"Right away, Madam!"
"Ohhh… no monkey touch… uuunnnh…" Ron mumbled in shock.
Shego stripped Ron's jacket off, activated her glow and carefully cut Ron's bloody shirt off his chest while Rufus nervously watched.
2 bloody wounds were revealed on Ron's chest… one was on his right shoulder and the other was on the left lower quadrant of his ribs that followed the curve of his ribs from the posterior to the anterior of his chest.
'Damn… why'd you DO THAT… for me… stupid kid… Hmmm not bad…' Shego thought. 'Princess is stupid if she doesn't know he's BUILT this nice… Hmmm… wonder what the rest's like…'
"Ohhh!" squeaked Rufus from behind a surgimask while he was perched on her shoulder.
"Don't worry… He'll be Ok… I won't let anything happen to him…" she said to the molerat as she tenderly stoked Ron's brow while they waited.
"Here's the kit Madam," Jenkins said as he pulled a cart with a gooseneck halogen light over that had a 'state of the art' commando's field medic's kit popped open on top.
"Check his wallet… see if he's allergic to anything!"
"Yes Madam!"
"Well!"
"His ID says no drug allergies…"
"Good." Shego said as she gloved up, grabbed a bottle of betadine solution and doused the 2 wounds. She injected the 2 areas with Lidocaine, grabbed a probe and proceeded to check his rib wound 1st while Jenkins adjusted the lights.
"How's it look Madam?"
"Ok so far!"
Shego swabbed out the wound with a sponge and probed it with her fingers. 'Good the chest wall's intact… just a flesh wound… that armor piercer just followed the intercostal space between the ribs and popped out… Wow!'
Shego packed the wound with a sulfa gauze for a drain, stitched it shut and checked his shoulder.
"Shine that light over here… thanks… WOW… it's just a deep crease… he should be fine in… LOOK!"
The wounds on Ron's body shone with an eldritch golden glow and proceeded to knit themselves shut while expelling all foreign matter (gauze, stitches etc).
"Madam, I think he'll be fine…"
Within seconds Ron's wounds had disappeared.
"WOW!" all 3 exclaimed.
"Ok then… well that just leaves us with the problem of sleeping arrangements…"
"I'll see to the guest quarters Madam."
"That won't be necessary Jenkins…" Shego said while toying with Ron's hair.
"Ma'am?"
"He can sleep in my bed tonight."
"!"
"Very Good Madam. I'll find some bedclothes for him to wear."
"Don't worry about it Jenks', I'll take care of everything…"
"Very good Madam… I'll get his luggage from the car. Good Night."
"Good night." Shego grabbed Ron's arm slung him over her shoulder in a fireman's carry, took him upstairs via the servant's elevator and carried him to her room with Rufus in tow.
Shego bent over and gently picked up Rufus.
"Kinda weird. Huh?" she said to the molerat.
"Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh!" went Rufus.
"I'm gonna give you your own room, Ok?"
"Ok."
"Don't worry I promise I won't let ANYTHING happen to him!" she said as she placed Rufus on the huge bed. "The head's through that door over there. Good Night."
As she closed the door she heard, "Thank You."
"You're… Welcome." she whispered.
Shego went back to her room disrobed Ron and gently tucked him in her bed.
She disrobed, sat in a chair, lit a cheroot and let it burn in an ashtray on the stand next to her seat.
'Who'da thought that Kimmie's sidekick had it in him… He just took 2 rounds for me like it was nothing… Gotta admit he's got some stones… Glad he's ok, The Princess would KILL me if he got hurt… Who'd think that the SEXIEST and BRAVEST man that I'd get to meet (next to Nick) would be THIS guy! Time for bed…' Shego stripped and got into her bed, snuggled up to Ron and went to sleep, her lashes bejeweled with tears…
---
"TWEET, TWEET."
'Hmmm… ! … What!' Ron thought as he woke, 'I'm in bed! What's that… No… who's that… BEHIND me… NO underwear! What's that on my back… Breasts on my back… BIG BIG BREASTEST'S! Cool! Hey, nice digs… wonder if they're hers?'
"Mmmm." Shego threw an arm over Ron's shoulder.
'Ok we're in a strange bed… with an ultrahottie… let's see I remember getting shot… (next time I wear a vest)… protecting… SHEGO! Coolio, I'm in bed with Shego! Wait… I lost it AND I missed the whole thing? AAAWWWMAANNN! WAY TO GO RONMAN!'
Ron slowly rose and eased himself out of bed. He grabbed his shorts and slacks, went into Shego's cavernous bathroom and started the shower.
While he sudsed up he felt a hand scrub his back while a voice said, "Nice tush!"
"AHH, SHEGO!" Ron said as he spun and slipped on the tile.
"Careful Tiger! I gotcha!" she said as she caught him and hugged him to her.
Ron went beetroot while Shego held him. They stood there…
"Uh Shego… could I… finish… alone?"
"Sure!" 'Man! Kimmie IS stupid… he's… Wow!'
After Ron finished his shower he entered Shego's bedroom and stared at her while she sat in her chair (wearing a robe) with a cat's grin.
"Thanks." Beetroot.
"It's nothing. Wait here. There's some shirts in the closet that might fit you." She said as she walked over to the bathroom door.
"Uh sure thanks!" Ron started to rummage through the closet.
"Oh Ron," Shego said over her shoulder.
"Yeah?" he said as he turned to look at her.
"Thanks for last night." And with that Shego let her robe drop, gave Ron a nosebleed and let drift out the door, "Kleenex are on the vanity (giggle)."
20 minutes and 1 box of Kleenex later…
Shego walked out wrapped in a towel, walked into her closet and proceeded to dress.
When she finished, she walked back into her bedroom to find a scarlet Ron Stoppable sitting on the floor.
"What's wrong?"
"I shouldn't have taken advantage of you…" he said while he looked at the floor, "Is Rufus Ok?"
'Why are you feeling like THIS girl… he's actually making me feel TENDER!'
"Rufus is fine… Ron…"
"Man… I get my 1st mission and… and you almost get shot… and I took advantage of you… I'm the lowest…"
"Ron…" she said as she knelt down in front of him.
"If you didn't hate me before you've got a reason to NOW!"
"Ron! It's Ok… I was pulling your chain… you were a perfect gentleman last night. We just slept… NOTHING HAPPENED!" Shego said as she placed her hand under his chin and raised it to see…
'Tears! Tears… for ME!'
Shego leaned over and gently kissed him…
'Wow,' they thought.
"What was that for!" he asked.
"For taking 2 shots for me… only three people have taken a bullet for me…" she said with tears.
'Who?"
"Nick Fury,"
'Whoa she knows Unc' THAT well'
"Jenkins my majordomo, and…"
"Me?"
"Yes."
"Why'd you do a STUPID thing like that anyway!"
"'Cause… 'cause…"
"You love me!"
"Yeah! … I mean… how'd you know?"
"You talk in your sleep."
"Sorry!"
"What about Kim?"
"We've been best buds… since Pre-K… but she'd never see anything in me… she's always crushing after guys like 'Josh Mankey'!"
"Don't take this the wrong way but 'The Girl Who Can Do Anything' is well… pretty stupid. If I had a guy like you I wouldn't let him go." She said as she sat next to him.
"What about Fury or Jenkins?"
"Fury… it's complicated with him being The Director… and Jenkins is like a dad to me… there was a guy recently, but that's SO over. So why hasn't anyone snagged YOU yet?"
"Welll… I'm invisible to most of the girls I know… they're always after jocks an' stuff."
"GRoowlll." their stomachs went thus causing them to fall over in laughter.
"Hungry?" Ron asked.
"Much!" Shego said.
"Kitchen?" he said.
"Only the best!" she said.
"Coolio! I'll cook… Uhh if Jenkins doesn't mind."
"Ok! And Ron?"
"Yeah?"
"It's Sheila… Sheila Goble."
"Ok 'Sheila'. Let rustle up something, I'm starvin'!"
They went over to Rufus' room and found him being spoiled by her maids so they went down to her kitchen.
---
"Hmm." "Would you like an omelet, some crepes, or Knedlíky (Dumplings)." Ron said as he checked her larder.
"Surprise me!"
"Ok I will!"
And with that challenge hanging in the air Ron went to work…
15 minutes later Sheila found herself helping Ron prepare their meal and ENJOYING herself.
'I KNOW I've said this before, but Kimmie's REALLY, REALLY STUPID. He's funny and nice and cultured and… WATCH it Sheila… you'll fall really hard for a guy like this.'
"So Sheila…" Ron said while he served her.
"Huh… What?"
"Daydream much?"
"I just… thinking… about something, what's up?"
"How'd you end up like this… in this line of work… the house… Jenkins?"
"Oh uhh I had it rough living in a family where I was the only girl… Mom divorced and left us with Dad… He was ok but pretty hapless when it came to raising a girl… became a Goth chick for a while… got hit by a comet fragment… got mutated… worked the hero scene… got tired of it… and ran into Nick on a mission…"
"Yeah! Go on!"
"MMMM! What's in this omelet? It's Divine!"
"I seasoned the beef with Guiness, soy sauce, and spices so it tastes like Kobe beef and blended the cheeses you have to give it an extra kick. Like it?"
"Ohh yeeess it's like… the best…" she turned scarlet at this point.
"Heh. Cool… You got recruited by The Director?"
"UHH YEAH," Intense blushing. "an' stuff! I made enough to buy this place. Jenkins saved me from a SICK BASTARD named Arkady on a mission… he got dinged up REALLY BAD doing it AND carried me out of there… when he recovered I gave him the run of the place… I let the locals think the place is his, that way no questions are asked."
"Hold it… you… with… Nick… cool…"
"You think?"
"Yeah, he's really cool from the 'few' times I met him, a real gentleman."
Sheila got up walked over and tousled Ron's hair.
"So are you!" she said before she KISSED him.
"…" "Thanks."
"You're welcome."
"Ok Ron we've got a 'dingus' to steal! Let's get crackin'!" Shego said as she stood up and led him to her war room.
---
6-12-04
The Czech branch of
Stane International
Lab Specimen Storage
Warehouse
2000 hrs
"I can't believe this place was this easy to break into!" Ron whispered.
"After the Curtain fell the whole area was in chaos, so it was easy to grab land, and since Stane uses the Mob to guard their facility it was easy to 'grease' the way in!"
"Cool. Ok Rufus check it out!"
The molerat hopped and crept through the warehouse, found it was empty and gave the all clear.
The three agents scattered and searched the warehouse's shelves.
'Let's see we're looking for a Carbonadium module…' Ron thought as he, Shego, and Rufus looked over the shelved items 'Uru metal sample… a Hindu mace made of an unknown Iron alloy… a vial of Hanuman's blood… why's it glowing? Hmmm. Here it is one… no… THREE Carbonadium synthesizers! 2 pocket models and the breadbox model we're looking for. Hmmm I wonder how this thing works… the big one looks like a high tech mini Cuisinart… the other two look like mini projectors…' Ron thought as he scooped the items into his bag, 'Ahhh I better grab everything on the shelf!' "I found it!"
"Great! Lets get out of here bef…" Shego said.
"BOOOM!" a section of the storeroom's wall caved in to reveal… a tall, hulking, chalk white, scarlet eyed monstrosity clad in crimson and black.
"The Synthesizer is MINE by right… Hand it over Tovarich!" said Omega Red.
'Shit!' Shego thought, 'He's here! SICK BASTARD!' "Look out! He's got Carbonadium tentacles in his arms!"
"Ahhh Tvarshamed (Sugarbear)… How nice to see you… have you been well?" Omega Red asked Shego while he dodged her plasma bolts and lunged at Ron with his tentacles.
"You KNOW this GUY!" Ron said as he dodged the attacks.
"Trust me… I'd buy back the Intro if I could… Watch out for the tentacles… he uses them to suck energy out of most people…"
"Most people?"
"Yeah he tried to do it to me… SICK BASTARD… but it didn't work… my powers made him sick… he likes to 'eat' mutant energy when he can…" Shego said.
"Coolio! Wait, wait I've go this… Doc Ock… Noooo… tooo talll… Oh Yeah! You're Omega Red. Right! This is lots better than fighting lame-o Monkey Fist!" Ron said as he dodged Omega Red's attack.
"Uh Huh!" chirped Rufus as he shot his blaster at Omega Red and hid in Ron's pocket.
"Fire In The Hole!" Shego said as she struck Omega Red with a pulsar blast and tackled Ron so they could weather the blast behind some crates.
"AAARRGGGHH! The Synthesizer's mine!" Omega Red roared as he stomped blindly around the warehouse.
"Now!" said two other voices on two other Comlink frequencies.
"BOOM!" Two more entrances were made by troops that worked for Herr Smith and… Dr. Doom!
"Man, how many people are after these things!" Ron asked Shego while they watched the battle take place.
"CLACK… HUMMMM" due to the vibrations from the ensuing battle one of the pocket sized Synthesizers popped out of Ron's bag, slid across the floor, activated itself, and projected a glowing vortex that sucked the duffel out of his hands and his hanbo from its sheath into its glowing violet maw.
"What did you do?" Shego hissed.
"Uh Oh!" chirped Rufus.
"Wha… I didn't… crap… ALL of my stuff got sucked into the Synthesizer… AAAWWWW MAAANNN!" Ron said as he realized his hanbo was gone.
"The Synthesizers are MINE," Doom said to his troops, "find them while I deal with this rabble!"
While the battle raged the Synthesizer hopped around on the floor while it combined the items that it had swallowed…
"I… Don't Like This!" Shego said as she watched the unit.
'Hmmm. Must be bigger on the inside… No wonder Doom's here… HE created the mini Synthesizers!' Ron thought.
The unit stopped … moving… opened… and spat out Ron's hanbo.
"!"
Soon the tide turned against Doom and a wounded Omega Red until they were surrounded.
"He's hurt! We gotta help 'em!" Ron said.
"Are you crazy, the man's a stone cold… He's SOOO nasty that Spetznas AND the Alpha Team were terrified of him… they put him in cold storage for a reason… he's way past being a rogue agent… Plus we've got some unknowns on one side AND Dr. Doom on the other!"
"We're NOT leaving without 'em!" he said with the Serious Face.
"Ok… Fine… so how do we get them and us out of here?"
"Leave that to me…" Ron whispered as he picked up his hanbo.
End Part I