MewK: Yo, peeps! What's happening?

Kiki: WOOHOO! jumps up and down YOU SAID IM GETTING A USERNAME! NAMED KIK! X )

Kish: FINALLY! NOW SHE CAN LEAVE OUR CONVERSATIONS AND NEVER COME BACK! YAY!

MewK: You two! Calm down! Yes, Kiki. I'm getting you a username using the word 'Kiki' , but no Kish, Kiki's staying with us. She's just so cute! pinches Kiki's cheek

Kiki: AWW! MEW KELCITA'S TRYING TO KILL ME! points at MewK

MewK: sigh

The Official First Chappie! I feel so proud of myself!

Kiki: (claps)

MewK: I did most of these during science and social studies and English AND MATH… but not Spanish… Just for u guyz! So if I fail the next test, I'm blaming you guys! XD

Kiki: (tugs ear)

MewK: owowowowow! x.x Oh, yeah! We go to the same catholic private school! I forgot. n.n

Kiki: PAY ATTENTION!

MewK: But I'm too-

Kiki: AND DON'T SAY YOU'RE TOO CHEAP TO 'PAY' ATTENTION! GOSH! (gasp) OMG IT'S PUNS! YAY PUNS! XD

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1.Blue Knight: (singing) Who wears short shorts! I wear short shorts! (shows off legs)

Zakuro: Aaaay! Pudding! Cover your eyes! (dives after Pudding)

2. Keiichiro: You're all FIRED!

3. Keiichiro: Come on, Ichigo! Come on! Get in the car! (pushes her in)

4. Kish: Aw, forget Ichigo. I'll go after Pudding! (tries glomping Pudding)

Tart: BACK OFF! SHE'S MINE!

5.(When Ryou tells Ichigo she's a Mew)

Ryou: You're a Tokyo Mew Mew now. You will fight aliens who are attacking earth along with 4 other girls.

Ichigo: Fighting? Ok, but I bruise easily.

6.Pudding: Aaaaayyy! Hairy legs! Hairylegshairylegshairylegshairylegs! (points at Blue Knight) (hands a razor) Shave! shave shaveshaveshaveshaveshave!
Blue Knight: ………Shut up!

7. (Mews go into basement lab for the first time)

Keiichiro: Now girls, don't touch anything…

Pudding: Oh! What does this button do?

Ryou: Don't push it!

Pudding: (pushes button)

(Pluto :the planet: blows up)

Ryou: I told you not to push it… -.-

8. Blue Knight: I LOVE MEW ICHIGO!

Kish: Yeah, you can have her now. I'm over her. -.-

Blue Knight: Really!

Kish: NO! (punches Blue Knight dead) woot! She's mine!

9. Keiichiro: Hey, Ryou? Can you help me put my ponytail into a braid? I wanna see how it looks on me…

10. Deep Blue: ('Napoleon Dynamite' reference) GOSH! We only wanted to take back Earth. Why do you humans resist dying a slow, painful death so we can take over?So selfish… (shakes head)

BONUS! XD

11. Mint: Tea? Who drinks that crap! Wait…

MewK: Well, there you go. There ARE others in my notebook, but it's midnight on a school night, and my mom's yelling at me, and Kiki is sleeping 'watching' (not walking) me through my den window. She's pretty scary with that flashlight under her chin. O.o

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