File two

Friday is FUNDAY!

Lemons between Saix and Zexion. Sort of graphic!

Demyx: OMG! You guys! It's Friday! You know what that means?

Luxord: FUNDAY! I'll set up the poker table!

Demyx: I'll get the karaoke machine!

Marluxia: I'll get the beer!

Saix: I'LL GET THE PORN!

(Everyone looks at Saix with a sick look. Saix slowly backs out of the room)

Xigbar: Yeah. I'm going to shoot some rounds at the range. Don't get too wild.

Xaldin: I heard the boss was coming in tommorow for inventory.

Lexaeus: Shit man, hopefully Axel cleaned those used condoms from the closet.

Larxene: I want some beer!

Zexion: Marluxia went to pick up some on the first floor 7-eleven.

Saix: When did we ever have a 7-eleven?

Luxord: Hey Saix, when did you get here?

Saix: Just got back from the gummi port. The service was lousy though. I was afraid that the gummi ship would crash right then and there. That's what I get for flying Southwest. I'm going to watch with porn I bought. Anyone wanna watch?

Zexion: Count me in. (leaves with Saix)

(Demyx rolls eyes)

Demyx: I'm worried about those two…

Zexion: What kind is it? (walks side by side with Saix)

(Axel stands up on table and taps wine glass.)

Axel: Before we start, I have some points to put across. Point one: Last week the neighbors at the lot next to us filed a noise complaint with the police and we had to pay a 500-munny fine. The boss was pissed to high heavens. Keep the noise down. Point two: The boss is coming over tommorow for a check up on how things are running here. So, be on your best behavior. That means hiding all porn, cleaning up beer cans, no foul language, act like we all love each other, and most importantly to throw away all used condoms that are in the closet. Let Funday begin!

(Demyx and Xaldin sing away on the karaoke machine as Luxord, Axel, Marluxia, Larxene, Vexen, and Lexaeus play poker.)

Luxord: Ya know what? I'm tired of playing normal old poker. I think we should raise the stakes more.

Axel: Don't tell me…

Luxord: I think we should play strip poker.

Vexen: WHAT?

Axel: Come on old man, you don't look that old.

Luxord: So, it's decided. Looks like everyone here is tired of the same old same old.

(Mean while.)

Zexion: This porno is nice…(gets closer to T.V.)

Saix: Want some water lazed with acid?

Zexion: Whoa. How the hell did you get that?

Saix: There's some guys selling it by the 7-eleven.

(Saix and Zexion take hit.)

Zexion: Shit! By body's heating up so much! (takes off coat. Revealing Zexion's toned upper body.)

Saix: You have boxers with little Organization symbols on it! Cool! (his eyes meet with Zexion's)

Zexion: You have…beautiful eyes…(leans closer to Saix and kisses him.)

(Saix and Zexion are in an intense lip lock when Demyx enters.)

Demyx: Ah. I KNEW IT! I FUCKING KNEW IT! HA HA!

Saix: SHIT! Demyx…don't tell anyone.

Demyx: Fine. I don't care. Just finish what you were doing love birds.

(Demyx leaves.)

Zexion: Your lips…taste like that cherry soda we just drank.

Saix: (blushing.) Uh…Zexion do you like me?

Zexion: So what it I do? (bites Saix's ear.)

Saix: (Shivers.) Don't do that….

Zexion: Did you know that I never drank that water?

Saix: Really? So you taking off your coat was…

Zexion:…just an act.

Saix: I don't know if I'm ready…

Zexion: I can't stand it anymore, I must have your body. (pushes him down on the floor.)

Saix: How far are you going to go…

Zexion: (Smiles) As far as the moon and back.

(Zexion unzips Saix's coat, revealing his bear skin. Saix turned his head away with a blush on his face. Zexion pulled Saix's head up and touched his nose.)

Zexion: Your so cute when you're bashful.

Saix: I never had anyone touch me like this before.

Zexion: I like that…

(Zexion forcefully locked his lips onto Saix's. Saix's tense body relaxed as Zexion continued his lip lock. Saix raised his hand and grabbed Zexion's back and lowered it to his butt.)

Zexion: Whoa. I didn't know you had it in ya.

Saix: (Breathing hard) Me either…(smiles)

(Zexion kissed and bit Saix's neck. He moved his hand down Saix's chest till he reached the button on his pants. Saix grabbed his hand.)

Saix: I don't know if this is right…

Zexion: But you're begging for it. Listen to the needs off your body. Just let go…

Saix: The floor is hurting my back. Can we go to your bed?

Zexion: You read my thoughts exactly.

(Saix got on the bed. The TV made a dim light that flickered in the room. Zexion crawled up to Saix like a black panther ready to leap on its prey. Their faces shot together like magnets. They were having a fierce lip lock with hard breathing in between. Zexion unbuttoned Saix's pants and pulled down his boxer's.)

Zexion: Wow! You're really big Saix! (strokes his groin.)

Saix: (Quivering) Don't touch it…It's sensitive. (gulps)

Zexion: How cute. You're having trouble keeping a strait face. Do you need help "releasing"?

Saix: Yes…

Zexion: Your getting bigger every second…(rubs his erected flesh.)

Saix: Stop it…

Zexion: Don't hide your pleasure. I know you're enjoying this. (whispers into ear.)

You want more, right?

Saix: Yes…please… I want you to make me…release.

Zexion: As you wish…(strokes Saix's flesh.) Oh, just a little more, I can see it on your face! (rubs.) Will you do me next?

Saix: I'm going to! (groans.) Release…(quivers.)

Zexion: Your so cute right after the big O. Do you want to try it on me?

Saix: (still breathing hard.) I would love to.

Zexion: (Giggles.) I like how you said that.

(Saix strokes Zexion's groin.)

Zexion: Yes…that's it. Just like that. Oh! Right there!

(Zexion's groans could be heard all the way down the hallway.)

Axel: They really need to turn that porn down.

Demyx: That ain't porn. Shit, forget that last comment.

Larxene: You mean that Zexion and Saix are?

Demyx: I told you to forget about it!

Vexen: So it is true. I knew those guys were I little too close for comfort.

Larxene: Sounds like a lot of fun. Hey Marxy, can we have some fun later.

Marluxia: I'll think about it. (takes off boot.) Shit, I'm down to my boxers.

(Zexion lets out a large moan.)

Xigbar: I'm back from the range. WTF is going on down the hall?

Luxord: Saix and Zexion are have fun together if you know what I mean. (winks)

Xigbar: Ha! Those fruit flies finally got together! I see your playing strip poker. Speaking of strip, a new gentlemen's club opened on the first floor. Maybe after this round of poker the guys can head over and have some fun.

Axel: Sounds good to me.

Demyx: I would enjoy that a lot…

Xaldin: Hell yeah!

Vexen: How old are the girls?

Xigbar: Like 18.

Vexen: Good enough for me.

Marluixa: I'm going to hang here with my Larxene honey.

Larxene: Yay! We're going to play!

Xigbar: Ok guys! Lets file out!

(The guys leave. Marluxia and Larxene go to the closet.)

(Back to Saix and Zexion.)

Saix: I never knew how good it felt.

Zexion: (Lights a cig.) I think we should start a relationship.

Saix: I always liked you, ever since I saw you.

Zexion: Yeah, too.

(Zexion and Saix fell asleep together in an embrace.)

(Meanwhile the guys were enjoying themselves at the strip joint.)

END! Till net time!