Okay so this starts beginning of Harry's seventh year at Hogwarts (or so it seems…)

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Roast Rat Vol. 1 Chapter 1

Potions Class

It was only 15 minutes into potions class, the first one of his seventh year, when Harry snapped. Just when it seemed all the convincing the Hogwarts staff did was finally paying off, Harry slammed his book shut and stood up to walk out the door.

"Don't you dare, Potter. If you leave this class now, you'll never fulfill the requirements to become an auror."

Harry gave the new potions master a devilish smile. "Just try and stop me. Screw you and you're potions" he said and then walked out the door. Ron and Hermione looked at each other for a second and then ran off after him.

"Get back here!" the teacher yelled all the while knowing it was futile.

When they finally reached the Griffindoor common room Harry was already in his room packing. They reached him while he decided on a whim whether to keep an item or not.

"Harry, what's gotten into you?" Hermione asked.

"Damnit, don't you understand? This school is holding me back. How am I suppose to get any progress in defeating Voldemort or anything if I'm stuck with these do nothing professors for anymore years?" Harry said stopping his packing to explain to his friends.

"You only have one more year, that's not long. Go after him then, when you're an auror." Hermione suggested.

Harry laughed. "What are the chances of that happening? All these people want to want to protect me, try and save me from what will eventually happen anyways—my meeting with Voldemort."

"What are you talking about? They are just trying to help you learn and get ready for it." Hermione responded.

"Are you fucking joking?" Harry asked looking at her. "Come on, to all those adults I'm just some little kid that needs protection. They're only delaying what's bound to happen and putting themselves in danger. Voldemort's not gonna stop looking for me just because I'm protected by some adult. That's why I have to go. It'll keep Hogwarts safe and I can finally face that damn bastard."

"Ron, tell Harry to stop." Hermione said tugging his robes.

Ron gave a sigh. "Sorry Hermione, I'm kinda on Harry's side here. The sooner we face Voldemort the better."

"We?" Harry asked surprised.

"What the hell? You didn't expect me to come along? We're friends to the end, I just didn't expect that to come so soon." Ron answered on a grave note.

"Please, boys, listen to yourselves!" Hermione pleaded "You can't just leave school behind, you don't have a plan and how do you expect to learn all the defensive and attack spells?"

Harry, who'd started packing again when she started talking stopped a second. "Well I'm not sure about the spell thing. I was thinking of training for a few months before actually taking on Voldemort. But as for the plan…" Harry rummaged through the items thrown on his bed and then found a paper which he handed to Hermione.

It was a list of names.

Bellatrix Black

Lucius Malfoy

Snape

Voldemort

RAT

"That's who we're going after starting with Sirius's murderer and ending with that cock-sucker."

"So that's your plan" Hermione said after putting the kill list back down on the bed. Go train in the mountains and then go after the deadliest dark wizards. Why now?"

Harry had finished packing all his belongings into a suitcase. "Because it tears me up inside to wait here while people are out there dying when I can stop it… but mostly because of the rat, the fucking rat that killed my parents and deserves their same fate."

"Well then," Hermione responded, "I guess you'll need me as a teacher."

Harry was puzzled yet again.

"What? You didn't expect me to come too? Harry, if you plan to even get near these wizards, you're gonna need me to teach you." Hermione said nonchalantly.

"Why do you want to join me? This isn't your fight" Harry challenged.

"Harry, we've been part of this since our first year" Ron responded. "At least let us help you in these final battles. It's like I said, I'm with you till the end."

"Yes, whatever it be," Hermione added.

Harry sighed. He couldn't stop them and they were right.

"Alright then, let's get out of this shit-hole."

Okay end of first chapter which ends basically like the Half Blood Prince, so I'm trying to stick to the books but at the same time to Kill Bill, only this will be Kill Bill with multiple people so I'm not really sure how that will work out but I'll find a way. Review time! Oh and thanx MadleyTassida and BlazeSplinder Froste for your review (if it ever shows up) till next chapter!