What Would Happen If Hogwarts Had Cable?
By Eragon-Is-DrunkI don't own HP!
One day Harry Potter went into the Gryffindor Common room, just in time to hear gunshots.
"What the bloody hell is going on in here?" asked Harry.
"We got a talking muggle box!" said Ron.
"Oh crap!" said Harry.
"Even Hermione likes it," said Ron.
"What could she possibly find in that television?" asked Harry.
"She watches the Discovery Channel," said Ron.
"Shoulda known," said Harry.
"I watch Boomerang because of the cartoons!" said Ron.
"How nice?" asked Harry.
"Guess what Neville watches!" yelled Ron.
"What?" asked Harry.
"Discovery Health!" said Ron.
"I'm going to go read a book. Like a normal person," sighed Harry.
"But Harry! I didn't show you the Quidditch Channel yet!" whined Ron.
"There's a Quidditch Channel?" asked Harry, surprised.
"Yes!" said Ron.
Harry stared at the screen, dropped his book, and watched the Quidditch Channel for the rest of the night.
Kasha: So how was that?
Harry: TVTVTVTVTVTVTVTVTVTVQUIDDITCH!
Kasha: Erm…Sure. –backs away-
Harry: TV!
Kasha: Meep… Please review. And save me!
Harry: TTTTTTTTTTVVVVVVVVV!