Kitty: First of, I'd like to thank all my reviewers, your reviews really met a lot to me. I know I said that I didn't think the first chap was funny, but I really don't think this one will be funny. Or long. I'm a bit depressed. I'm starting in a new school for the second time in three years. And school starts tomorrow. So, please don't get mad if it isn't has funny or long.
Bold Dark's thoughts and talking
Italics Dai's thoughts
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Dai sat down in his seat and waited for the teacher to come in.
'Ya know, out of all your teachers, this one is the creepiest.'
'Yah I guess.'
'Oh, look, here she comes.'
Dai looked up and got a paper cut from his math book he was looking at. 'Well, there is the blood spilled.' Dai thought, looking at his figure.
"Niwa, please come up and see me," the teacher said, a smile so big on her face it hurt to look at.
Dai got up and went up to the teacher's desk and she led him out to the hall.
"WHAT THE (BEEP) DO YOU THINK YOUR (BEEP) DOING! GIVING ME A PAPER WISTH (BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP) NAME ON IT! YOU ARE GOING TO BE IN SOME BIG (BEEEEEEEP) WHEN I GET HOLD OF YOUR (BEEEEEEEP) MOTHER-"
And so the yelling went on for another five minutes. Ears bled, babies cried, people went deaf, birds fled, dogs howled, glass split, people ran into circles and trees. Daisuke failed all math classes till he was in collage.
Every one in Dai's math class could no longer hear, but they still looked at the door all the same. They all held their breath as the door slid open. In walked at scared looking Daisuke and a smiling teacher.
"All right class, now get to work," the teacher said happily, still smiling. The class got to work, which is saying something because the teacher didn't even give them something to work on.
'I. Hate. You.'
'Sorry.'
'Die.'
'It wasn't that bad... was it?'
'Burn.'
'Aw, come on, so I'm not good at math, so what?'
'Fly into a tree.'
'Fine! Be that way!'
'...'
'Dai?'
'...'
'Daisuke?'
'...'
'Aw crap, I broke him. Emiko's gonna kill me!'
'Shut up,' Dai thought as he got up and went to his next class.