Kitty: Well, I'm sorry this took to long to get posted. I won't abandoned it or any thing so don't worry. I did fine my muse though, reviews, this is Poky, my muse.

Poky: Hello. Why you are reading this I have no idea.

Kitty: Don't mind him. He's a temperamental little cat.

Bold Dark's thoughts and talking

Italics Dai's thoughts

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Dai sat in his seat and waited for the teacher to come in. He still wasn't speaking to Dark, who was still trying to get Daisuke to talk to him.

'Come on Dai-chan, it wasn't that bad.'

'...'

'Well, I know you still can't hear, but you'll get over it.'

'...'

'PLEASE SPEAK TO ME! I BEG OF YOU!'

Dai still pointedly ignored Dark. Then the teacher walked in.

"Well class, I've finished grading your tests and I must say I'm greatly appalled. I can't believe the grades all of you got. On that note, Mr. Niwa, would you please see me in the hall," he stated before walking out into the hall again.

The whole class looked at poor little Daisuke like he was going to his doomly death. It was common knowledge that any one who scored less then 90 was yelled at then given a cluster of detentions. If he asked to see you in the hall you where as good as dead.

"Yes sensei?" Dai asked when he was in the hall. 'I'm going to die.'

'He can't be that bad, can he?'

'Well, Lets see last time Risa got a 89 on her test, he gave her two months of detentions and yelled at her so she couldn't hear for a week. He and my math teacher are married. She learned how to yell from him.'

'Oh.'

'Yeah, oh. I'm going to die. I hope mom kills you.'

Before Dark could retort, the teacher spoke.

"Mr. Niwa, do you know what you got on the test?"

"Er, no sensei," Dai replied meekly.

"You have gotten the... best grade I have ever seen. Do you have a relative that speaks English?" the teacher asked.

"Er, no sensei," Daisuke replied, confused.

'Ha! See, I'm not that bad.'

'Remember math?'

'Fine. I'll shut up.'

'Thanks.'

"Since you had such a wonderful grade, I was going to pass and let you skip the class for the rest of the year," the teacher said.

"Wait, what? What happened?" Dai asked.

"Well, seeing as how you signed your name Dark Mousy, I'll have to do some thing else."

"Um, like what?" Dai asked, getting scared.

"I'll have to do this on top of what I stated before," the teacher said then picked Daisuke up and have him a great big bear hug. The class, who where standing by the door, heard a few bones crack. "I'm a big Dark fan," the teacher said before dropping Dai on the floor and going back in the classroom.

'Dark?'

'Yes?'

'I hate you.'

'I know.'

'Dark?'

'Yes?'

'I can't feel my body.'

'I know.'

'Dark?'

'Yes?'

'I'm gonna let you take over during lunch.'

'I kn- WAIT, WHAT! Dai, I know you hate me buy- NO! Don't! Please! I beg of- Great thanks. Now I'm you. For lunch. I hate lunch. Dai? Dai? Hello? Hey, this isn't funny! At least let me talk to you! HEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY!' Dark, in Dai's body, looking around and sniffed. 'I'm all alone with the psychopaths of this school.'