Kitty: Haha, oops... I just realized that Ruka, Risa, Takeshi and Satoshi aren't in any of the classes except the first one, and Satoshi is only making random appearances... Ah well, what ever. I don't care. :)

Bold Dark's thoughts

Italics Daisuke's thoughts

Disclaimer: I don't own DNAngel, or Lily, James, Sirius, Remus or Voldemort from Harry Potter

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Daisuke mentally told Dark to shut up again, as he was winning and whimpering about... Well, Daisuke didn't know what the thief was going on about, but what ever it was, it was annoying. In fact, it was so annoying, he nearly ran into the doors of the boys changing room, and there by almost missing the notice that said there was a sub and the kids didn't need to change.

Dai glared at the notice, because it meant he had walk all the way down to this side of the school for no reason and he had to walk all the way back.

When he got to the gym, he saw that there wasn't one sub, but... four. There was a woman and three men. The woman had red hair and green eyes, one of the men had messy black hair and hazel eyes, the other had long black hair and grayish eyes and the last had sandy brown hair and amber eyes.

"Alright class, listen up," the woman said, but no one was listening.

"OI! Shut up and give my wife the respect she should have! Or I'll give you a month of detention," the man with hazel eyes threatened. That shut the class up and had them running to their seats.

"Alright, I'm Sirius Black," said the man with grayish eyes, "but you can call me Black. This is Lily Potter, call her Mrs. Potter." Black said pointing the woman. "This is James Potter, call him Potter." He pointed to the man that had yelled the threat. "And this is Remus Lupin-"

"But you can call him Professor Lupin," Potter cut in. Black snickered, Mrs. Potter frowned and Professor Lupin scowled.

"Alright class, your teacher couldn't make it to school today because of a freak accident involving squirrels, a flaming tooth brush, ham and an insane peacock. But don't worry, I'm sure he'll be fine." Here Mrs. Potter gave a bright smile.

"Today we'll be playing a game called-" but Potter and Black cut off Professor Lupin.

"War!" they screamed. Several students jumped, including Daisuke; but that's only because Dark screamed. He might not be over lunch yet...

"Okay, here are the rules," Black said, rubbing his hands together. "Some of you might be wondering what all that stuff was doing here-"

The students looked around, and sure enough, there where many objects all around the gym that had not been there before. There was a mini pool, several balls with dangerous looking spikes and many other things that could cause one to lose a limb. When Mrs. Potter saw this, Potter had to hold her back and cover her mouth so she wouldn't attack Black. Professor Lupin just shook his head.

"-And why we're going to using them in our little game," Black finished up.

Several students paled, as quite a few things looked deadly, and pink.

"Okay, the rules are the following," Professor Lupin said, then Potter took over.

"You have to run around screaming in the dark and look for the exit, which you don't know where it is. Ow! Lily love I'd appreciate it if you didn't bite my hand," Potter said, covering Mrs. Potter's mouth with his other hand.

"Alright class, lights go out in three," Black said.

"Don't kill your selves or each other," Professor Lupin warned.

"Two."

"Have fun!" Potter said, waving to the class.

By now most of the class was, including Daisuke, where running to the exit doors.

"One!" Black yelled and all the lights when out.

Girls screamed. Boys ran into each other and pokey things. Dogs howled. Oops, never mind. That was Padfoot.

'Look at it this way Dai-chan, if you tell Emiko-san about this, maybe she wont make you train this afternoon,' Dark said charmingly.

'When did you gain your sanity?' Daisuke bitterly thought. Since it is a known fact (to only two families, which don't have a lot of family members) that the Niwa family has Dark inhabiting their male members, they have very good vision in the dark. Now, after that long explanation, the author will tell you what little Dai was doing. He was running around trying to make sure his poor, blind, nameless classmates didn't run into any thing and kill them selves or each other, just like Professor Lupin warned about.

'When the author said 'That was Padfoot.' So, how are you going to get out this?'

'I don't know. But what I do know is that this is some how your fault,' Daisuke replied, narrowly missing a spike that was trying to cut off his head or his hair. Both of which would be a bad thing to have cut off, in both Daisuke's, Dark's and the author's opinion.

'My fault? How is this my fault!' Dark asked, annoyed.

'I don't know, but this day had been rotten, and it's been because of you,' Daisuke stated, pushing a random classmate from being rolled over by a ball of spikes. Said classmate repaid him by hitting him with her shoe.

'Haha. Dai-chan, I've got to teach you how to act smoother around the ladies,' Dark said with a cheesy smile.

"I don't want you to teach me!" Daisuke yelled. Now, a normal person would have looked at any one who randomly yelled out something random on any such random occasion. But this was Daisuke, and he yelled out many random things at random times and on many random occasions, so every one was used to it. Besides, they were all be hunted by Killer Things of DOOM! and didn't want to miss seeing their most hated classmate(s) being killed by looking at Niwa for being random again.

Then, suddenly the lights turned on! Several students screamed from the sudden loss of darkness and the sudden disappearance of the Killer Things of DOOM! and one fainted, but every one froze, even the fainted person. Then someone that wasn't a student yelled out.

"Quick! Has any one seen two dark haired men, an amber eyed man and a woman!"

All the students turned one of the exit doors, with out moving, to see who yelled. They got really creepped out. The man standing there didn't have any hair and his eyes were like snake eyes, and red (but not the pretty color like Daisuke's eyes. No, this red was like the evil creepy kind of red) and his skin was pale and blue gray in color.

"They went that way," Daisuke called out, pointing to a wall.

"No! They went to tea with out me!" the strange red-eyed man yelled, running to the wall. He hit it face on and knocked him self out.

The kids all stared at his body for a moment or a few minutes and then burst into cheers for a minute exactly. Then they all ran out of the gym, some crying for their mommy and others, like Daisuke, wanted to be good students and not miss their next class. Besides, none of the students where hurt, and they where all used to random, dangerous things by now.

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Kitty: Wow, that was long. But I don't think it was very funny. -shrugs- Oh well, I guess you get one or the other.