Hey ya'll. I'm so sorry I haven't up-dated in such a long time. I've had some trouble with some of my classmates and writing humor in a bad mood isn't a good idea. But I have an ice day today, so I'm happy and will finally get this chapie up!

Disclaimer: I don't own DNAngel or Astro Boy, or Haku and Chihiro from Spirited Away, or Principal Kuno from Ranma ½, or Shuichi from Detective Conan (Case Closed), or the Terminator movies.

Bold: Dark talking

Italic: Dai's thoughts.

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When Daisuke got to this history class, there was note on the door. The note read;

Dear students,

Your teacher will not be able to attend any more classes for the rest of the week. He was mauled by a dragon. Please read chapters fifteen though one hundred seventy and a half in your books. Please also behave your selves, as there will be no subs because the teachers blew all the sub money on a hot tub and lazy boys for the teacher's lounge.

Thank you,

Mr. Stue

"I wonder what happened?" Daisuke asked out loud to no one. Or maybe it was to Dark, I'm not sure...

() Flash to history teacher when he got mauled ()

The history teacher (let's just call him Mr. Bob) was walking though the halls looking for his classroom. You see Mr. Bob was quite lost. For his lunch hour Mr. Bob went to the teacher's lounge to go in the hot tub with the new Spanish teacher and on his way back to his classroom had gotten lost. Mr. Bob thought he was somewhere in the old haunted part of the school (Even though the school is only three years old and no student/teacher/visitor/one has died in the school), because there where many haunted looking type things. Random skeletons, bats and things of that sort kept popping up very where and trying to hurt him.

Mr. Bob finally found a door and opened it (who has a hall with no doors?) and found himself out side in a parking lot. Two people where in the parking lot, a boy and a girl. The boy had on strange clothes and had teal hair. The girl had on pink shorts and a white sweatshirt with two green horizontal strips and her brown hair was in a ponytail.

"Hey you two, get back in school now! Don't you dare skip!" Mr. Bob yelled at the two students.

The boy turned and faced Mr. Bob with an angered look on his face.

"No one yells at Chihiro," the boy growled at Mr. Bob and turned into a dragon.

The last thing Mr. Bob remembered for a bit is having a dragon flying towards him.

() Now back to Daisuke and Dark ()

"Hey Dai, guess what this means? It means you can skip this class! Look, see, all the other kids did!" Dark did a little happy dance while he pointed out the obvious to Daisuke.

"But we're getting a new student today. I can't just leave them here. They'll get eaten. Or worse, they'll meet Principal Kuno," Daisuke answered Dark out loud.

"Oh... I remember him. On second thought, lets wait here from the new kid. You don't what him to go crazy on his first day, now do we?"

"No we don't."

"Why are you talking to your self?"

Dark let out a very girly scream and fainted inside Dai's head. Dark's scream made Dai yelp and whirled around. There stood a boy, no taller then three feet. He had black hair that looked like metal, no shirt on, a green belt type thing, black brief looking things, no pants on and red boots.

"Um... Hi?" Daisuke asked. He didn't plan on making any sudden movements, incase the boy decided he was hungry.

"Hi. I'm Astro. I'm a robot from the future. The Doctor said I should come here to learn about the past," the little boy replied with a smile.

Now, most people would thing this was odd, but remember, this is Daisuke's school, weird things happen. One such weird thing is a second grader, who skipped second grade and moved up to seventh grade, claimed to really be a junior in high school and a super detective.

"Oh... That's nice... How long are you going to be here for?" Daisuke asked, still wary of the small robot. After all, he had seen Terminator one, two and three.

"Oh, not for long. I should be leaving by the end of the week. Dr. Ochanomizu went to this school. Many of his colleges said that's why he's a bit out of it," Astro replied with a grin.

"That wouldn't surprise me in the least," Dark said. He peered at Astro though Dai's eyes. "He looks creepy. Is he here to kill us or eat us? I don't want to die tonight. Emiko sent out another warning card for tonight you know."

"She did what? Why won't she tell me these things! And no, he won't harm us... I think."

"She did tell you, yesterday at breakfast. Oh wait, you where asleep. Never mind."

"What ever. Come on Astro, I'll show you around," Daisuke said, walking off in some random direction. "See, the trick is to go in any random direction, and to have some sort of weapon. Do you have a weapon?" Astro nodded. "Good. See the halls always change and never stay the same. You have to think about where you want to go. It was build like this because back in 1259..."

Daisuke continued to explain useless information to the future robot that probably wasn't true any ways. Along the way they met up with Satoshi (who had just been attacked by a giant purple hippopotamus with sharp teeth and was in a slightly put out mood because it took a lock of his hair), a deer, a pack of wolves (who tried to eat Astro), frogmen (they tried to recruit Daisuke and Astro to join in their war with the toad people) and one very sad, lonely blob thingy that sang every word it spoke.

After Daisuke was done showing Astro the robes of the school Astro was ready to go home. After Astro flew off into a wall with his rocket boots, Daisuke sat on the ground with nothing to do. Then the blob thingy found him and Daisuke ran to his next class.

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Eh, that was much better then I thought it was going to be. Again, I'm really sorry for the wait. I hope it was worth it. Personally, I loved the part with Mr. Bob, and I think it's the best chapter since the lunch one.