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Chapter 2: The Vanishing Glass

Harry Potter didn't have the biggest room on the planet. It was, in fact, the size of a broom cupboard. Actually, Harry Potter lived in a cupboard under the stairs of his horrible Aunt Petunia, Uncle Vernon, and his cousin Dudley's house.

"Wake up, Potter. We're going to the zoo today," yelled Dudley Dursley, someone who was close to the size of a baby killer whale.

Harry got up, rubbed his eyes, put on his glasses, and opened the door to his cupboard…only to get shoved back in again by Dudley. Dudley then waddled into the kitchen where his parents were waiting for him.

"Happy eleventh birthday my Dinky Diddy Dumpkins," said Aunt Petunia, kissing Dudley on the cheek. She then turned around to see Harry enter the kitchen.

"You there. Potter! You cook the breakfast. And don't burn anything. I want everything to be perfect for my Dudley's special day," screeched Aunt Petunia.

Harry sighed and started to cook the breakfast while Dudley counted his presents. He turned around when he heard Dudley start to yell.

"How many presents are there?" yelled the killer whale.

"Less than last year," said his father.

"Oh…Can I have two more?" asked Dudders.

"Why yes my Honey Bunches of Oats!" exclaimed his mum.

"Oh brother. I don't get that many presents for my birthday. I'm lucky to get socks that fit!" thought Harry.

"ZOO ZOO ZOO ZOO ZOO!" yelled Dudley, jumping up and down in his chair, till it broke in half.

Everyone took that as a hint that it was time to go to the zoo. As they were walking out, Uncle Vernon pulled Harry aside.

"No funny business or you won't be fed for a week!" whispered Vernon.

"Oh boy. Just let the child abuse keep on coming. Don't they have a law about that?" Harry thought.

They got to the zoo and, well, Harry had fun! He got ice cream and all sorts of stuff. The trouble started in the reptile house. They saw a snake that was sleeping. Dudley started to bang on the glass to get it to wake up. After about thirty seconds, he got bored with it, and went to see other animals. Harry stayed with the snake.

"I know how you feel. I always feel like I'm trapped in a box, bred in captivity, and only get fed once a month." Harry said to the snake.

Just then, the snake woke up and winked at him. Dudley saw the snake wake up and went to see it. He also pushed Harry to the floor in the process. Harry glared at him, and somehow, the glass to the snake cage disappeared. Dudley, who was leaning on the glass, fell in, and the snake, came out.

"Thankssssssssss," hissed the snake as it slithered past him, now free of the cage.

Dudley, on the other hand, was not so lucky. He went to leave the snake cage, to find that the glass had reappeared. His mother just happened to walk by. She screamed until they were in the car on the way home. She just sat alongside him, hugging him tightly, and drying him off with multiple towels. When they got home, Uncle Vernon yelled at Harry about what had happened.

"I don't know what happened! One minute the glass was there, the next it's not! It was just like magic!" yelled Harry.

"There is no such thing as magic!" roared Vernon.

"Then what happened to the glass?" asked Harry.

"Just go to your cupboard. No food. Ever." Said Vernon, going into the living room to see Dudley and Petunia.

Harry sighed and walked into his small, dark, cupboard. He had no way of telling time, or knowing when the Dursleys would go to bed so he could steal some food. He just sat on his cot and thought. He thought about his parents, and tried to think of a way to get rid of the Dursleys. Harry had no other family so the Dursleys were here to stay.

Kasha: Well…How was that chapter? Kinda boring.

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