A/N: You might recognize some material direct from Spinal Tap, but keep in mind I put it in there because it's funny as hell, and it's even funnier when you think it with Drive Shaft.
xThis Is Drive Shaftx
(Outside concert Hall in Romania)
"I like them, they make me happy," a fan tells the camera crew.
"Drive Shaft ROCKS!"
"HI MOM!"
"I love these concerts. It's like you become one with the band. I mean there's… no separation between you and…. the players."
Murdoc and Jeremy stare blankly at Fan #4. Fan #3 runs past.
"HI MOM!"
(Inside Concert Hall)
"You wanted it straight from the UK, Drive Shaft!"
Drive Shaft performs "You All Everybody".
(Farm Interview I)
Murdoc and Jeremy are seated across from Liam, Charlie, and the other two members of Drive Shaft behind a very old and dirty farm. Two men in hunting gear peer over the fence in the far background.
"Let's talk about the history of the group," Murdoc begins. "I understand, Liam, you and Charlie originally started the band in late… what was it, '99?"
"Yeah, but before that we were in different groups. I was in a group called The Beasties, which was… Well, it wasn't really a band, it was-"
"Mime," Charlie interjects.
"And Charlie was in Good Boy."
"Yeah."
"And then we looked at each other and thought, 'Well, we might as well join up', you know, and, uh…"
"We then became The Spindle Shanks."
A UFO hovers slowly in background over two hunters. Let's call the fat one "Din" and the tall one "Nels". Nels looks up and nudges Din, indicating to the unidentified flying object. Din nods and picks up his rifle. Nels shakes his head and smacks the back of Din's head. He's telling Din something when he and Din realize they're no longer on the ground and start screaming. But, due to brilliant editing, you can't hear the two men's screeches as they slowly levitate towards the bottom of the ship. The band, due to having their ear drums ruptured from screaming fans, can't hear anything that's going on only thirty yards behind them.
"So your first drummer was…" Murdoc starts again.
"Bobo," Charlie laughs.
"Wes Bobo," Liam sighs. "Great, great. Tall, blond geek with glasses and big ears…. Not as big as Charlie's, but…"
Charlie shoves Liam. Liam punches Charlie's shoulder.
"Boys, BOYS!" Murdoc interrupts as Charlie has Liam in a headlock and Liam is swinging at Charlie's knees. For some reason, Jeremy is biting Charlie's shoulder. "Jeremy, get over here!"
"AS I was saying…." Murdoc says as everyone calms down and goes back to their seats. "What happened to Bobo?"
Liam sighs.
"Well, he… He died."
"How?" Jeremy asks.
"It was, uh, some bizarre gardening accident some years back."
"Tragic," says Charlie.
"It was really one of those things, well, the authorities said really best to remained unsolved, really."
Murdoc shuffles papers.
"And he was replaced with…?"
"'Winny'" Liam says. "Harry 'Winny' Davis."
"What happened to Winny?"
Shinjin clears his throat for the first time.
"It's not really a pleasant story, actually," he says. "But…he died. He choked on… The official explanation was that he choked on vomit."
"He passed away," Liam says.
"It was actually someone else's vomit," Charlie explains.
"It's ugly."
All three men start talking at once.
Charlie: There's no real….
Shinjin: They can't prove whose vomit it was….
Liam: You can't print… There's no way to print a spectra-photograph…
They pause at the interviewers' horrified faces. Charlie breaks the silence.
"You can't really dust for vomit."
A/N: That was first official chappie. Thought you ought to know, after every chapter that can be seen oddly familiar to Spinal Tap, I'll have an original chapter that makes fun of other things. Next chapter: Liam gives a tour of…. the tour bus.