A/N: Well... Thank you for reviews. This will probably be a short chapter compared to the other two. (Sorry those were a bit lengthy...)

Disclaimer: Don't own it at all...

"Uzumaki! You are late!" Miss V's voice hissed at the kyuubi as he entered her room slowly. "And you stopped thinking about the book... AGAIN!" She yelled and literally grabbed him by the collar and yanked him over to a front row seat. "Alright. This is detention! Backpack down, eyes forward, hands folded, back straight, thoughts on the book!" She demanded as Naruto did each one as she said them. He watched as she took one of 'the books' from her desk. She pushed everything else off her desk and plastered the book to the board. "You will sit here for one hour and not let your eyes leave the book! You must think about the book... and if you don't, we'll stay here another hour..."

'Gee... she must have no life...' Naruto sighed.

"NO sighing! NO looking at the clock or watch, NO sneezing, NO coughing, NO sweating, NO twitching or fidgeting, NO talking, NO sound, NO movement..."

"Does that include blinking and breathing...?" The kyuubi asked out loud, in spite of himself. She eyed him eerily.

"Yes..." She hissed. Naruto gulped. "NO SOUND! NO MOVEMENT! One hour on the clock starting... now! I will be in the back. You will not move or look around or ask me ANYTHING!" She strutted to the back of the room and left Naruto to stare at le book.

He at first tried his hardest not to breath or blink, but soon realized, that was not possible, and silently did both.

'This is going to be the longest hour of my entire life...' He thought to himself.

"THE BOOK IS NOT ON YOUR MIND!" Miss V called from the back as the kyuubi mentally groaned.

'How the hell does she know?' He thought to himself, squinting in front of him. 'Well... I guess this won't be so bad... I could always think about the academy, or reminisce on the day today... or think of a way to apologize to Akemi-chan for running out on her like that... or I could ponder about my parents again... or I could.. wow! I can do a lot of things for not being able to do anything!' He smiled to himself.

"NO MOVEMENT!" Miss V called from the back.

'What the-...? How the hell is she doing that? Damn she's good...' Naruto looked to the side out the window without turning his head. He thought he saw something that looked awfully familiar outside the glass. He mentally shook it off as someone entered the door. He didn't dare look to see who it was, though. He knew Miss V would catch him if he did.

"Um... Miss V?" A female's voice sounded from the doorway. He knew that voice!

'What the hell is Akemi doing here...? I'm in detention, for Christ sake!'

"What is it?" Miss V answered.

"Um... It's about Uzumaki..." Akemi stammered. He could tell she was having a hard time talking to Miss V.

"What about the boy...? He's in detention at the moment, in case you hadn't noticed," Miss V stated. He could feel her hot glare on his back.

"Uh... well, you see. He was in the clinic today... and uh... well, the nurse sent me here to inform you that... uh... he shouldn't have to be in detention... and he, er... should be home resting..." Akemi stuttered through the whole sentence, stopping to gain courage every once and a while.

'Yes! Way to go, Akemi! I can't believe she's doing this... well, I hope it works...' He prayed. The kyuubi soon felt Miss V's glare intensify.

"Fine..." Miss V growled through clenched teeth. "Your free, Uzumaki. Detention has ended, now be gone from my sight, vermin..." She hissed in a deep and loathing tone. Naruto got up and bowed to her.

"Uh... thank you ma'am," He said, and hurried to Akemi's side. Whence outside the classroom and far down the empty halls, the kyuubi hollered for joy.

"YES! Oh, thank you so much Akemi! You have no idea how terrible it would'a been in there if I had to stay for a full hour! Ne?" He stopped and looked at her to see she wasn't happy at all. "Uh... Akemi-cha-"

"Don't you 'Akemi-chan' me, Uzumaki!" Akemi growled, tears in her eyes. Naruto was fully taken aback by this sudden outburst.

"Wha...? Akemi, what's wrong?"

"You don't just run out on a girl in the middle of a statement, you idiot!" She sobbed, hitting him slightly.

"Ne?" Naruto asked, confused.

"Oh, never mind! You wouldn't get it anyways!" She shouted.

'What's with her? Oh! I haven't apologized yet!' "Um... Akemi? I'm sorry... I really am... and if there's anything I can repay you with- huh?" He had just been hugged.

"I hate you..." She cried, hugging him.

'Okay... now she's really confusing me! Girls can be really messed up...' Naruto went swirly eyed as she suddenly started laughing.

"It's okay, you big dope!" She smiled up at him.

"Thanks... not only for that... but for getting me out of there. You're a real life saver!" He smiled at her too. She sighed.

"Well... it wasn't my idea to do that, y'know..." She said, looking to the side. Naruto cocked his head.

"Ne?"

"Actually... two strange men told me that you didn't deserve to be in there and to be treated like I treated you..."

"Strange men?" Naruto looked at her with a questioning expression. 'What is she talking about...?'

"Yes... one had brownish hair tied back in a pony tail and the other one had silver hair that stuck straight up..." Akemi explained, trying to remember. Naruto hit his forehead with a smile.

"Iruka-sensei and Kakashi-sensei!" He laughed happily. "No way! Where are they?"

"They told me they'd be right outside. They said that they figured you want to know where they were. I didn't believe them when they said they knew you..." She admitted.

"C'mon! Let's go then!" Naruto said and rushed to the front of the school. Akemi followed up, slower than he, behind.

Whence to the main building, Naruto opened the doors to exit the school building only to find the jounin and the chuunin talking to each other outside.

"IRUKA-SENSEI! KAKASHI-SENSEI!" Naruto yelled, happier than he had ever been in his entire life. He hadn't seen either of them for over three months now. He jumped out and hugged Iruka. Kakashi laughed as the chuunin blushed and hugged back happily. Akemi stood in the doorway.

"So, I suppose you pulled it off, then?" Kakashi asked, looking softly over to Akemi, who blushed wildly.

"Um... yeah! She bought every word of it!" She smiled.

"Ah! Kakashi-sensei! She's so creepy! That woman... The book... THE TORTURE! Sensei, she's worse than Ibiki!" Naruto shouted, grabbing the copy nin. Kakashi put his hands on Naruto's, pushing him back slightly.

"Yes, yes. I've heard. I talked to Sasuke and Sakura already today... it seems the one thing they remembered both was that woman... Even Sasuke was a bit panicked when Sakura was describing her," Kakashi stated, thinking.

"Naruto... how'd you possibly manage to get into this much trouble in your very first class...?" Iruka asked, ruffling Naruto's hair.

"I don't know! All I did was backtalk about the book!" Naruto pouted. Akemi sighed loudly.

"Hello! Her whole friggin life revolves around her 'the book'! You're such an idiot, sometimes!" Akemi grumbled, trying not to look at Naruto.

"Well it's not my fault she's a total bitc-"

"Nothing's ever your fault, is it?" Akemi intervened. Kakashi and Iruka exchanged glances of 'oh boy... lover's quarrel'.

"Alright, you two. Cool it!" Kakashi held a struggling Naruto back. "Akemi, was it? You should be getting on home. I'm sure your parent's are wondering where you are..."

Akemi nodded. "But before I go..." She went over and slapped Naruto, leaving a red hand print across his cheek, and strutted off in an angry fashion.

"WHAT WAS THAT FOR? UUUUGH! WOMEN!" The kyuubi yelled, breaking from Kakashi's grasp and folding his arms in a pout-type fashion.

"Aw... Iruka-chan! It looks like Naruto's growing up, ne?" Kakashi joked, poking fun at the already annoyed kitsune. Iruka laughed as Naruto tried to tackle the copy nin unsuccessfully.

"Alright, you guys. How bout we go out for some ramen? I'm buying!" Kakashi said, now literally holding a flailing Naruto with one hand above the ground. The kyuubi immediately stopped struggling.

"RAMEN? YEEEEAH!"

"Sure. Wanna tell us all about your first day, Naruto?" Iruka added as the trio started to walk off towards Konoha.

"Right! Well, first there was Miss V, who you already know about, but lemme tell ya, first period was killer! All these girls started flocking around me! It was so weird, so I just sat there!"

Iruka and Kakashi laughed hysterically as Naruto stopped and looked confusedly at them.

"What? WHAT?" He cried, running to catch up with them. They continued to laugh at him the whole way to the ramen stand.

A/N: WOOHOO! NARUTO'S FIRST DAY IS OFFICIALLY COMPLETED! Yes... I'm so happy... (tear tear) Hehe... I'm so happy my beloved Hatake-sempai was in this chappie! (Sorry... I had to put him in there SOMEWHERE) Lol... Well... please tell me what character I should do next! Review please! (I beg of you all) Arigato! (This was a short chapter... that it was)

Ja ne!

P.S. If you can tell, I tried to cut down on the amount of 'added rulers' I put in here. (I love those things!) XD lol