HERRY POOTER ND THE MAGIK WILLY
WUN DAY HENRY PTER WSA GOIN TO SKOOL WEN HE SAW YUNG HAROLD WESLY WITHOUT ANY COTHES ON. HE AKSED OMGOMGOMG Y U NO HAVE COTHES HAROLD WESLY? HAROLD SAID ITS AFTA LAIBA DAI AND I DIDNT WANN BE UNSTYLISH. HEERY GT SO HORNY THEN HE TOK OUT HIS WILLY ND THEY HAD BUTSECKS.
HEERRY POTER WAS CONFUSD AT WHA HAPPND AND THN ATE SUM CRUMPETS. HE DEN WNT TO C DUMBLDOR AND SIAD DUBMDORE WHN R WE GNNA GET SOME MOER HORCRUXZ? DUMBLDOR SIAD IM SORY BUT I AM 2 HIGH. THN DUMBLDOR TOK HIS COTHES OFF ND THY HAD BUTSEKS UNTL HENRY SAID OMGLMAOROFL UR WILLY IS TOO BIG, AND TEHN HE WNT TO DA OWLRY ND SNT A LETTA TO SRIUS SAYIN LES PLY SOME SUPA MARRO BRUVVAS.
HENRY WNT BAK UPSTARS ND WNT TO TARNSFIGRTION KLASS. PROF MCGONARAGAL SAID TDAY WE LERN 2 MAKE SUM CHAWCLTE NEVLLE THE FAT KID AMLOST HAD A HAERT ATTAK. HERMAYNEE MAD HRS THE BST ND DRAKE SAID U FILTHY MDBLOD ND HERMAYNEE STRATED CRYN BUT SHE STPPD CUASE SHE ATE THE CHAWCOLATE
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NOW HERY WNT TO PTIONS CLAS. WEN HE GT THRE HE SAW HIS TEACHA SNPE AND SAID BOTHER ND THN SNPE SHOT THE FAT KID. THY SAT DWON ND MAD SUM TEA. AFETR THAT SNAPE SAID TO HERMAYNEE OMFG WNNA HAVE SECKS? HERMAYNEE SIAD YES ND THEY HAD SEKCS IN FRNY OF THE CLASS. HERRYS WILY DNIDT GO HRAD ND HE QUSTIND HIS SECKSUALITY.
WEN HE WAS WLAKIN DWON THE HALL HE SAW HIS YELOW FRINED CHOW MEIN. CHOW SAID U SO HORNY ME LUV U LONG TIME TEHN THEY HAD SECKS BUT HENRY DIDNT LIEK IT.
HE WNT BAK TO DUMBLDOR AND SAID DUMBLDORE I TINK IM GHEY THEN THY HAD BUTSECKS AGAIN CUZ HEERRYS GHEY.