Early the next morning, Princess Daisy woke up to see that her faithful snifits had cooked a delicious breakfast that was waiting for her.
"Oh thanks you good pals!" Daisy thanked them.
After she had eaten breakfast, Daisy walked out to Delfino Plaza to feed the birds and wave to the boats.
"Hello Mr. Don" she shouted.
Mr. Don was a hardworking pianta whose job was as a fisher.
"Morning Mrs. Banard!" she greeted the banana lady.
"How's it going back there?" she asked Miss Durian, another fruit seller.
Soon Peach, Mario, and Toadsworth showed up.
"It's about time you got here!" Daisy exclaimed.
"…And, what happened to your face!" Daisy said as she stared at Peach's monster head.
"Please don't mention it princess." Toadsworth begged.
Then Toadsworth inched towards Daisy and whispered, "The girl has issues."
"Oh." Daisy replied.
"What shall we do today?" questioned Mario.
When the group discussion was over, they chose to go to Gelato Beach. Mario had also mentioned Pianta Park, but Peach didn't want to go there.
"What paradise!" Peach said joyfully.
She had totally forgotten about her face.
"I heard there were quackdacks." Daisy shared her information. "The red ones can really kill you." She said.
"Q-quackdacks?" Peach repeated nervously.
"I don't know about you losers but I can most definitely take on them." Daisy announced.
"Whew!" Peach sighed with relief.
"That means you'll be handling them for us right Daisy?" Peach said hopefully.
"That means you'll have to take on them yourself Lazy Bones!" Daisy scoffed.
"Ohhhhh…."Peach whined uneasily.
"Too bad, so sad!" Daisy said.
As they approached the beach, the blue and red quackdacks were either snoozing or running around trying to avoid the dune plants. Daisy confidently set foot on the paradise pleasure beach and waited for the all time chicken, Princess Peach, to step out of the cruiser. Mario stretched his arms in the air lazily and found the perfect place to take a nap.
"Ahhhhhhhhhh…"Mario sighed.
Daisy ran off to explore the beach and she also took a digital camera with her. Snap! Snap! Daisy already took two pictures of some beautiful quackdacks. The flashing from her camera disturbed the quackdacks so the quackdacks awoke and started to chase Daisy. Quackdacks are faster than humans however these quackdacks happened to be quite slow. Daisy outran the quackdacks but she was curious about how it'll feel like if a quackdack tossed her. Feeling sympathy for the unusually slow quackdacks, Daisy suddenly halted in her path and waited for the quackdack to approach. The sound of webbed feet was heard and Daisy closed her eyes and waited. Then suddenly a burst of air lifted her from the ground, pushing her up, up in the sky.
"Woohoo!" "Yeah!" Daisy shouted.
It felt so good like as if she was flying. Peach was shading Mario with her pink parasol while she nervously glanced around to see if any quackdacks would sneak up on her and flip her. Smelly sweat poured down her head and onto her clean summer gown. (Remember Toadie delivered them to Peach?) Mario started to awake and FLUDD was moving his sprayer away from Peach.
"What is that stench?" Mario wondered.
FLUDD was thinking the same thing. Mario finally realized that the awful odor was coming from Peach.
"PU!" "You smell Peach!" Mario said in disgust.
"Oh?" Peach asked.
"Seriously, have you ever heard of deodorant?" Mario suggested. "What's that?" Peach questioned.
"Every princess should know about that!" Mario shouted.
"So that explains why you're so stupid and idiotic!" Mario yelled, annoyed at explaining everyday items.
"Princess Peach, no offense but you really DO smell bad. My sensing system is beginning to get destroyed. FLUDD explained.
"Please go away." FLUDD asked politely.
When Peach refused to move, FLUDD couldn't stand the stench so he had to demand an order.
"Peach, I know you're a princess but I'M MORE IMPORTANT than you this very second for I can do things that you can't so I demand you to leave and take a shower before I blow up and everything I did for you becomes trash!" FLUDD ordered.
"Command, order, demand. LEAVE!" FLUDD said in his loudest voice.
(It wasn't very loud, but you could tell that he was angry.) Peach looked at Mario, then FLUDD. Then Peach ran towards the cruiser that was anchored far in the deep waters. (They used a small rowboat to get to shore.)
"THE PRINCESS, SHE'S GOING TO SUICIDE!" Toadsworth yelled.
All of a sudden Peach stopped running. Why, you ask? Princess Peach the extreme loser of Mushroom Kingdom suddenly remembered that she couldn't swim! What a dumb-nut! (You may have seen her swim "dog paddle" in a few of the Mario Parties, however the truth is Nintendo has "hidden" floaties on her arms!")
"OH GOODY!" Toadsworth sighed a breath of relief.
He was really worried that the princess was going to drown herself in the water since he knew her secret-not being able to swim.
"What will I ever do now?" Peach wondered sadly. "Mario and FLUDD think I stink and my face…"
Just then Peach remembered about her ugly face.
"Aaaaaaaagggggghhhhhhh!" she shrieked.
"WHAT'S THE MATTER PRINCESS?" Toadsworth shouted.
Princess Peach started to sob again like the day before.
"WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" she cried.
"I WANT MY MOMMY!" Peach cried.
"How many times do I have to tell you that your mommy died ages ago?" Toadsworth said. "I WANT MY MOMMY!" Peach repeated.
"OH FOR PETE'S SAKE, YOUR MOMMY ISN'T HERE!" Toadsworth screamed at the top of his voice. Peach quieted down for she had never heard Toadsworth scream this loud before.
"Princess, this has been the worst vacation…" Then he paused for a second and continued. "In fact, all the so-called vacations with you were the worst memories in my life!" he announced.
"I haven't ever told you all this but, I GET NIGHTMARES LIKE THIS!" he yelled.
"Peach, I have finally decided that I cannot live with you, and neither can my grandchildren, Toad and Toadette." Toadsworth concluded.
Peach gasped, then gaped at Toadsworth.
"HAVEN'T YOU EVER PICKED UP ANYTHING I'VE EVER TAUGHT YOU!" "PRINCESSES DON'T GAPE, OR IN OTHER WORDS, THEY DON'T HAVE THEIR MOUTHS HANGING OPEN LIKE A DUMB MONKEY!" (I'm not saying that monkeys are dumb, but this is just an expression.)
"What's up y'all!" Daisy hopped by. "I took a bunch of pictures of the scenery and the quackdacks." She said joyfully. "Hey have you ever tried being tossed up by a quackdack?" she asked.
Mario was the only one who nodded his head.
"So…did you feel the flight?" Daisy questioned.
:I hit the ground hard in the sand and my butt got stuck." Mario replied.
Then he shuddered uncontrollably.
"It felt great-like as if you were flying or something!" Daisy announced.
Peach and Toadsworth obviously weren't listening to what Daisy had to say. After the day at Gelato Beach was over, they returned to Island Delfino all unhappy except for Daisy who was the complete opposite.