Disclaimer I do not own these Characters they are from the show General Hospital. The song Hips Don't Lie is by Shakira.

This song is by Shikira and Lets thank her for it. It is AMAZING.

This is my first thing I have ever wrote on fan Fiction so BE NICE! Well just not to harsh.

Ladies up in here tonight

No fighting, no fighting

We got the refugees up in here

No fighting, no fighting

Oh, yeah baby I am such a ladies man. Port Charles, New York I am God's gift to women. Ladies no fighting their is plenty of Patrick to go around.

Shakira, Shakira

I never really knew that she could dance like this

She makes a man wants to speak Spanish

Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa

Shakira, Shakira

Maybe I should try that line on Robin or Elizabeth or Lainey, or Kelly or Carly or any living female. Do you think it would work? Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa, this means what is your name, beautiful, my house is your house. Wow I'm getting hotter and Hotter! When I say that line it even turns me on.

Oh baby when you talk like that

You make a woman go mad

So be wise and keep on

Reading the signs of my body

The signs of my body say, I am damn hot and every lady in Port Charles knows it1 That is why I have a psychiatrist, doctors, nurses all drooling over me. At Jake's when I walked in we all know what they were dreaming about don't we? When I tell women they are sexy I can make a women go mad. I make my self laugh. I'm AMAZING. In more ways then one.

And I'm on tonight

You know my hips don't lie

And I'm starting to feel it's right

All the attraction, the tension

Don't you see baby, this is perfection

My body is perfection! You may think I am cocky but I'm just confident. My hips don't lie either.

Hey Girl, I can see your body moving

And it's driving me crazy

And I didn't have the slightest idea

Until I saw you dancing

Remember Robin, in the closet I never thought I would see her body moving like that. But she could not keep her hands off me.

And when you walk up on the dance floor

Nobody cannot ignore the way you move your body, girl

And everything so unexpected - the way you right and left it

So you can keep on taking it

Kinky I want someone to do that to me.

I never really knew that she could dance like this

She makes a man want to speak Spanish

Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa

Shakira, Shakira

I make women want to speak Spanish

Oh baby when you talk like that

You make a woman go mad

So be wise and keep on

Reading the signs of my body

Whenever I read the signs of someone's body they all say take me Patrick I'm yours.

And I'm on tonight

You know my hips don't lie

And I am starting to feel you boy

Come on lets go, real slow

Don't you see baby asi es perfecto

All I hear from the Ladies is OH BABY PATRICK DRAKE!

I like when the ladies move fast or slow it doesn't matter as long as its in the bedroom.

Oh I know I am on tonight my hips don't lie

As I said before my hips don't lie.

And I am starting to feel it's right

All the attraction, the tension

Don't you see baby, this is perfection

Shakira, Shakira

Port Charles women get tense when their around me because they need sexual healing.

I'm talking to you ROBIN ELIZABETH LAINEY DR. LEE EMILY CARLY.

Damn I'm fine

Oh boy, I can see your body moving

Half animal, half man

I don't, don't really know what I'm doing

But you seem to have a plan

My will and self restraint

Have come to fail now, fail now

See, I am doing what I can, but I can't so you know

That's a bit too hard to explain

I have no self restraint and I am an animal in the bedroom

I'm a tiger in the bedroom

RarRARrar

Baila en la calle de noche

Baila en la calle de día

Baila en la calle de noche

Baila en la calle de día

I want to get it on with you tonight ladies

I never really knew that she could dance like this

She makes a man want to speak Spanish

Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa

Shakira, Shakira

YUM I even turn myself on when I look in the mirror

Oh baby when you talk like that

You know you got me hypnotized

So be wise and keep on

Reading the signs of my body

I hypnotize women everyday Some say it would be a burdin but I think it is a gift

Senorita, feel the conga, let me see you move like you come from Colombia

DANCE DANCE

Mira en Barranquilla se baila así, say it!

Mira en Barranquilla se baila así

Again making the Ladies speak Spanish

Yeah

She's so sexy every man's fantasy a refugee like me back with the Fugees from a 3rd world country

I go back like when 'pac carried crates for Humpty Humpty

I need a whole club dizzy

Why the CIA wanna watch us?

Colombians and Haitians

I ain't guilty, it's a musical transaction

No more do we snatch ropes

Refugees run the seas 'cause we own our own boats

YA I want to Humpty Humpty with the ladies

I'm on tonight, my hips don't lie

And I'm starting to feel you boy

Come on let's go, real slow

Baby, like this is perfecto

My body is perfect once you have me once you will be coming back for more.

Just ask robin she is so horny she has to do me in the closet

Oh, you know I am on tonight and my hips don't lie

And I am starting to feel it's right

The attraction, the tension

Baby, like this is perfection

I'm turned on every night by myself.

No fighting

No fighting

So ladies make sure their is no fighting. Laugh out Loud!