Super Smash Bros.: Behind the scenes II
In the previous episode, Barney had turned into a horrible monster and now he wanted revenge against all humanity and all Nintendo characters.
"ROAR!" roared Barney.
"Mary, Mother of God!" The 4 of them shouted and screamed!
"It's-a Barney-a!" Mario ate his ultra mushroom to fight the terrible dark purple, hairy monster!
"You mushroom fool! And all of you foolish characters! Nintendo will DIE in my hands!" Barney smashed Mario with his gigantic foot.
"Oh…mamamia!" Mario fainted and recieved 400 percent damage. He went flying away after Barney smacked him with his hairy tail.
"Hee yah!" Link tries to cut Barney into pieces using his Master Sword, but it was useless!
"Take that fairy boy!" Barney punches Link and Link went flying into a building.
"Ee yah A!" Kirby does his slashing move. Barney crashed into a nearby tree, but he only was damaged a little bit.
"I WILL SWALLOW YOU ALL!" Barney roared and sucked Kirby and Fox into his mouth!
"AAAAA!" Fox and Kirby shouted and paniced as they were sucked into Barney's mouth!
"Now I shall attack the rest…including the stadium people!" Barney smashes buildings after buildings as he approaches the SSB Stadium.
Meanwhile Kirby and Fox were inside Barney's body…
"Oh man! It stinks in here…I can't stand this! There are dead animals and insects in here!" Kirby tries to destroy Barney's enormous stomach.
"Well…we'll have to find a way now." said Fox as he walks around to have a look see around the dark, smelly place.
"Hey, I heard something outside!" Kirby hears police car sirens and tanks shooting Barney. BOOM! BANG! BING! BAM! Tanks, helicopters, and battle planes shoots and bombs Barney, but all were useless!
"Ha ha ha ha! Nothing can destroy me!" Barney smashes the tanks and throws away the planes and helicopters.
"Halt! Or I will shoot!" said a police man. Barney kicks him away and he crashed into the hospital!
Tanks, helicopters, and planes keep fighting Barney, but one by one they became twisted metal junks!
Meanwhile…
"Hey, is that Mickey Mouse from Disney? Why the hell is he doing here?" Kirby walks towards Mickey Mouse and saw him crying.
"Well…it sure is Mickey!" Fox went with Kirby.
"Mickey Mouse? Why are you in here?" Kirby asked the dirty mouse.
"I got swallowed by the purple monster, Barney, when I was dating with my girlfriend, Minnie!" explained Mickey.
"So that's why there are so many dead mices in here!" Fox looks around and sees dead mices, cockroaches, and other disgusting stuff!
"Hey, there's another guy from Disney! Over there!" Kirby sees some characters from Bugs Life story. They were all chew up, so they all died.
"Mickey, what stuff is Barney afraid of?" Kirby asked Mickey for help.
"I believe he hates a type of marshmallow called Lemon-tea." replied Mickey, "I didn't have that so…I was stuck in here…if only I have it…" Mickey begins to sob again. Barney's weakness is revealed and Kirby will be our world's last hope, because he has many types of marshmallows inside him!
To be continued...