I don't own Kingdom Hearts, Axel, Demyx Roxas, Zexinon, or Duct tape. I do wish I owned Kingdom hearts… insert e-vile laugh here

Axel, Demyx, Zexinon and Roxas: O.O What would you do to us!

Me: Heh…heh…

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Axel's eye twitched after he watched Roxas run away with his chips. He needed something fire proof…NOW! He aided the help of another Organization member. He scratched his chin as to think who it should be. Not Larxene, she was a bug and an annoying one at that. Demyx? Maybe, but his music was too loud. Not the Superior, he had no time for silly little squabbles between the members. Hm…

Roxas was running down the hallways, not remembering which turns he was taking, but he was causing the chips to fall out of the bag from his running and not paying attention to the open bag. He was laughing like a lunatic as he ran down the hallways, and he ran into Zexinon, causing the bag of chips to go flying along with the two cloaked figures.

"UGH!" Zexinon said as he got up, looking around at all of his papers all over the floor, they had chips all over them. "Axel's gonna kiiill you!" with an emphasis on kill, hoping it would come true. He started to pick up his papers and soon he had his small pile almost complete. Zexinon looked at Roxas, who was still lying on the ground moaning lightly, trying to move but all he could do was groan. Zexinon approached him, cautiously. Roxas shot up causing Zexinon's papers to go flying all over again. Roxas grabbed the bag of chips, or what was left of them and bolted down the hallway once again.

Meanwhile Axel was at the door of a fellow cloaked member. "Will you help me get Roxas?" he asked. The cloaked member nodded. "Thanks! Axel said as he grabbed the gloved hand and started to pull. The gloved hand pulled away and slipped out o Axels grip. "No need to Pull Axel!" Said a Melodious Nocturne, he smiled and Axel rolled his eyes. Why do I even bother, Axel asked himself before slamming his own hand into his face and letting it slide down.

Roxas skidded to many stops before crossing the numerous hallways in castle oblivion. He was finally where he wanted to be, in the kitchen. He put the chips back and opened a portal into his own room. Where he proceeded to lay down and fall asleep.

Axel found his chip thief, exactly how he wanted him. Vulnerable. Demyx squealed, and axel cupped a hand over his mouth and glared at him out of the corner of his eye. "Axel he's asleep, maybe…we…wait this is your revenge." Axel released Demyx and approached number XIII and began his torment.

When Roxas woke up he was Duct taped to his bed and everything appeared to be either covered in Water or ashes. He rolled his eyes and opened a portal into Axels room. Much like the blankest incident, the bed, with the duct tape came with him. He wasn't expecting that. Axel looked up from what he was doing and grinned. "Issues there ya little thief?" He said with a little vengeance.

Roxas protested "I swear, Zexinon broke all your chips, I put them back into the cabinet!" He said as he tried to wiggle his way out of the tape contraption. Roxas struggled to look at Axel, Axel simply returned to what he was doing.

Demyx kicked open Axels door. "Axel! Roxas…" he started to say before he noticed Roxas in the room and stopped. "Oh…there he is." Demyx grinned widely. Roxas gulped. "Dance Water, Dance!" Was all Roxas heard before he was drenched in water.

"Don't steal my chips. Got it memorized? Axel smirked over Roxas' drenched figure. Roxas nodded, Axel and Demyx took off the duct tape and Roxas got up with a frown as the cloak stuck to his body. He held up his arms to let the water drip off of them. He sighed and walked out of Axel's room with his head hung down.

"I wont take your chips anymore, I promise." He sighed and walked off down the hallway.

Demyx looked to Axel, "A little harsh Ax?" Axel shook his head. "Nah, he'll learn." Roxas meanwhile had dried himself off and was sneaking down into the kitchen with a smirk of mischief on his face. i> Hehe /i> He ribbed his hands together, plotting his next heist.

Yep, not a very satisfying ending, and this chapter wasn't…funny…at least not to me. Sorry guys! meh... -.-;;