Life After Ark: Sonic Crew

Disclaimer: (Choking lawyer) DJ: Yeah I don't own them but you're gonna pay for a new paint job you asshole…

Lawyer: (slums over)

DJ: Oh shit… (drops body and scoots away…)

Chapter 2

"Um I don't see why not. Sonic you wouldn't happen to have any idea at all why she wants me to come?" Knuckles asked Sonic scratched the back of his head "Umm actually I do know why." "Why didn't you tell us?" Rouge asked him. Sonic walked over to Knuckles and whispered in his ear Knuckles start yelling "What! No, No, No! I'm not doing it; I'm done with that stuff!"

"Aww common man! Please just this one more time Knuckles!" Sonic begged him "Do they even what we say in the you-know-what?"

"What is the you-know- what!" Rouge yelled at the two. "Me, Knuckles and Tails were in a—" Knuckles grabbed and cupped Sonic's mouth, he yelled muffled "What the HELL KUNCKLES!"

Rouge ran to them and separated them. "Knuckles what is wrong with you!" Rouge asked angrily "Oh I get it you don't want her to know about your past job." Sonic said "What job? Knuckles what is so embarrassing about it? You know I won't laugh." Rouge responded sweetly "Well Sonic, Tails, and I—" "Were in rap group, Knuckles was the DJ, I was the music mixer (meaning that he chose music mixed it with others duh! Sorry I'm having a bad case beginners writer's block, I'm taking advice/ideas from my 7, 14, 10 nephews OO) Sonic wrote most of the lyrics and we performed it in clubs, concerts." Tails interrupted.

"Wow, Knuckles why do want to hide it so much?" Rouge asked him, Knuckles answered her with "Well I don't like to talk about it or remember it that's all. And I needed the money for gloves for my hands and I thought it might entertain me for a while, instated of guarding that stupid rock day and night."

"What do your hands look like anyway? You never taken them off ever since I've met you, before you used rapped them up with cloth." Sonic asked the now annoyed echidna "That's for me to know and for you guys never to find out, not even Rouge." He said while crossing his arms. "What! Why not! Why can't I know I'm your girlfriend!"

Sonic snickered at the last words Rouge used. "Knuckles has a girrrlfrieeend" He said in a childish tone "Shut up blue boy, Before I sock you in the face!"

"Any way, what did you mean 'Do they even know what we say in the you-know-what?' She asked the guys "I meant do they know that we cuss in the songs?" "Knuckles, she turning 13 not 7! Besides were only playing "clean" disks" Tails answered, Rouge said "Wow so many secrets I wonder else I can find out about you." She walked over to his bedroom and saw a book.

"Hey what's in this black book I see on your bed Knuckles?" Knuckles quickly darted in the room close the door and hid the book. "Alright that's enough no more snooping through my stuff!"

"Hey Knuckles your turn table is in your attic right?" "Yeah why do you ask?" He said walking towards the open stair case that led to the attic, "Well I don't see it." Sonic said "It's in that trunk over there." He pointed over trunk on the right side of the room he then walked over and opened it to reveal a silver steel turn table, headset with mic, and bellow all that stuff were tons of CDs and records for the turn table.

"Wow look at all the CDs, I'm listen to this one." Rouge grabbed a CD, Knuckles realized which one it was "Oh god not that one." Rouge walked over to a boom box plugged it in, popped in the CD in press PLAY. (A/N I Don't own any of these to come songs) The first song to play "Tipsy" (J-Kwon) these lines caught Rouge's attention "Single man ain't tryin get hitched, either way don't be mad son- of-a-bitch." PAUSE "Knuckles how old you were when you did this?" "16 Why?" "How old are you now?" "18 and again why?" "I never knew you had such a dirty mouth." She said skipping two songs "What are you talking about?" She sighed "Never mind." PLAY (YoungGunz) "Can't stop Wont stop--" She Skipped it, the next song made Knuckles jump up and press stop "Please not this one, especially this one."

"Common Knuckles it can't be that bad." "Actually it is, I would know its performed good, but the moral sense is pretty bad, I had to pay him 10 grand just for him to perform at a club." Sonic said while look through the CDs. "Hmmm lets hear what's so bad about it." She press play and she listened (Petey Pablo's Freek-A-Leak play but instead of him it was Knuckles/ I forgot most of lyrics though so just bare with me) She listen through most of the song a little disturbed but not much, then she frown at "Do want a missionary with your feet crammed to the headboard, do want it from the back with your face in pillow so yell as loud as want, do want—" She stopped it "Alright…that's enough of that…" Rouge stared at Knuckles.

"Hey I didn't write Sonic did." Knuckles responded to her.

"Well let's get going common." Sonic said walking down with Knuckles stuff. "Where's Espio?" Tails asked them all "Umm not sure last I s—" Knuckles was interrupted by laughter coming for his room, they looked inside to see Espio on his bed reading Knuckles's black book "Oh my god this is priceless, this is gold!" Espio yelled out in laughter.

"Hey give me that book back." He chased Espio through the room, while running he made fun of Knuckles and his book, he said laughing "Hey Knuckles remember entry 356?"

"Why you! When I get my hands on you I'm gonna break your fucking neck!" Espio cleared his throat and began to read while running around (A/N that's hard if you tried it) "Entry 356: April 9th Dear journal it been two weeks since any interesting happened since ARK that is, but last night I had the best, but also weirdest dream, I dreamt that I was with Rouge and we were—" Before he could finish Knuckles tackled him and hit him on the head. Knuckles took the book and hid under his bed.

"Me and you were what?" Rouge asked Knuckles "Uh nothing." "Either you tell me or I'm leaving you." "Wow that's fast, you get a girl one day and she dumps the same day." Espio commented "Okay how about this Ill tell you, when finish putting Espio in the hospital ok?" He cracked his knuckles, Espio ran to the door "So ill uh...see guys at party uh...bye." He zoomed out the door. "Common we've wasted to much time were gonna be late!" Tails said pushing Sonic out the door.

Cream's House (I'm gonna go through this quickly so jus use your imagination during this part)

Knuckles, Tails, Sonic went up and performed 6 songs and took a break.

Back stage

"DAMN I'm tired as hell, Sonic you go take the requests." Knuckles said before dunking his head in a cooler of ice water. "Fine I'll do it." He walked over the side where there wear a line 15 kids of all ages, Sonic took out a note pad kid after kid came told the song they want played then Cream came up Sonic, "Hey Cream what's up?"

"Nothing, I just two songs." "Okay name em." "One 'Happy People' (R. Kelly) and 'Ride Wit You' (Joe/G-Unit)"

"Okay...Should have Tails meet at the dance floor?" "How did you know that?" "Umm everyone knows you like Tails."

"Geez it is that obvious?" "Kinda, but ignoring that, better get going." Sonic walked back to Knuckles and Rouge and told what Cream wanted "Aww that's so cute, isn't Knuckles?"

"Fine I want my money though.(Smack)" Rouge sent a good right hand into the back of his head, "Common you're doing this for free OK?" Knuckles grew shocked, "No way! I'm getting paid for this!" A cold glare from Rouge mad him reconsider that comment.

(I'm not a good lyric writer so get lime wire and look for it if you wanna know the whole song)

Sonic told Tails that Cream wanted to talk to him, and that they won't need him for the first couple of songs. "Happy People" song began to play "Common Tails lets dance." Cream yanked him towards the dance floor; he realized what was happening; Sonic and the others set him up. They danced nothing special, until the last parts. "Ooh, now if wanna step you gotta do like do, when I move. Step to left, step to the right, spin around bring on down, Bring it on up let me see you partner stroll." That repeated three and on the last time Cream wouldn't let go of Tails and just stood there hugging him.

"Uh Cream can you let go of me?"

"Only if go on one date with me?" She said hugging him harder.

"Why me, why not Charmy?" He asked trying to pry her off.

"I don't like Charmy, plus he's already seeing someone." She said quickly

'Oh common! I'm only 15 I can't be committed at this age!.' "Um I think about it okay? Now can please let go of me!"

"Fine just call me then." Cream said turning her back to him and pouting, Tails only scratch his head in confusion, 'Women...'

Back stage "Okay were done, and I got to go back home." Sonic said sipping some water.

"Me too, Knuckles I'll come over tomorrow." Rouge went over to him and kissed him on the cheek, "Bye baby." He waved at her as she jump and flew off.

"Wow you really love her don't you?" Sonic asked thinking the echidna only wanted a one night stand "I'm leaving before I get the need to break your jaw." Knuckles walk off carrying his stuff.

Angel Island Knuckles walk to his house then his phone rang (sorry forgot to mention that.) he walked over and answered it "Hello?" a female voice answered him.

"Hi Knuckles its Julie-Su. I'm back from that trip to china."

"Really? So how did it go?"

"Not bad, I'm relaxed now; how about I come over tomorrow and tell you about it."

"Uh sure that's fine." He hung up, and then the phone rang again "Hello?"

"Hey Knuckles it's Rouge I'm sorry but I can't come over tomorrow, I have to work I'm sorry honey, I'll call you later on." She said depressed

"Oh...that's fine I'll miss you." He said in a sad tone "I'm sorry, bye." She hung up, he did too, he walked over to his bed laid down and thought 'Did she call me honey?' He forgot it and fell asleep.

Alright! Chap 2 refixed/rebooted/redone/rewritten what ever you wanna call it.

I'm out! Peace bitches.