The next day, Cartman and his friends were at his house watching Terrance and Phillip when a commercial came on. 'Hey kids, would you like some cheesy puffs?'
Everyone yelled, "Yeah!"
Cartman's mom had, hearing her son's shout, told him, ""Sorry Eric but your on a diet and you can't have any."
Kyle looked confused, "Why is Cartman on a diet?"
Cartman turned to Kyle angrily, "because you guys keep calling me fat!"
"Well we can't help it every time we look at you the only thing we can think about is how fat you are!
"Hey shut up, at least I'm not a freaking Jew."
"You know what I'm going home," Kyle said while getting off the couch.
"Fine! Go home! See if I care!"
"Fine, I'm going! Come on Kenny," Kyle yelled. The two friends started walking down the street while Eric and Stan watched them go. A car suddenly came out of nowhere and hit came sending him flying down the street.
Stan yelled, "OMG! They killed Kenny!"
"You bstrds!" yelled Kyle.
"Oh well, who cares. He will just come back to life some time later," Cartman said completely unfazed.
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The next day at school Mr. Garrison was taking attendance. "Hey, has anyone seen Kenny?" he asked.
"Oh he's dead," answered Stan.
"Well that's a relief I thought he was absent or something," said Mr. Garrison. After class, Eric went to Mr. Garrison's desk.
"Mr. Garrison what can you do lose weight on a diet," Cartman asked.
"Well you eat good food and do active things like sports," said Mr. Garrison.
"Ok that's all I wanted to know."
Right after school Cartman went to Chef's house. "Chef what is a fun sport I can play to help me lose weight," asked Cartman?
"Well basketball is fun, try that," said Chef.
"Ok," said Cartman. He went home and started playing basketball, till Kyle and Stan showed up.
"Hey Cartman," they all said.
"Hey guys, what's up? Do you want to play basketball with me?"
"Sure," they said.
"Heads up Cartman," said Kyle. He threw the ball to Cartman who missed. The ball hit him in the head, and he fell backwards and hit his head on the basketball pole. "Cartman?" they started poking him.
"I think we had better get him to a hospitable," Stan told Kyle.
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At the Hells Pass Hospitable, Kyle and Stan were in the waiting room bored out of there minds. A docter finally came into the room and the two looked up. The docter cleared his throat before saying, "your friend seems to be suffering from head trauma. He can't remember who he is and thinks he is a black man in a gang."
Well that's the end of chapter two! R&R!