Life After: Sonic Crew
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Sonic characters.
Knuckles' Dressing Room
The day that this author was supposed to write but put it off and made you wait! So sad...if you don't know what I'm talking about it's the wedding day! Knuckles was in his dressing room get dressed what else?
Nervous, sweating, fear all of these were things he was experiencing;
"Hey! How ya doing Knux?" Sonic said walking in checking up on him.
"How do think I am! I'm freaking nervous!"
Sonic only laughed at him, "So the day is finally here...Wow."
Knuckles relaxed his tie a bit, "Yep and I have to wear this damn tux! Stupid author!"
"I heard that!" I am getting mad at this guy. Always looking for a fight.
"Whatever..." The echidna said ignoring me.
"So are going to live Angel Island?" Sonic asked.
"Yeah...Rouge really likes it there." He answered, "How do I look?" Knuckles stretched out and showed off to Sonic.
"Fine, thanks for making me your best hedgehog."
"We got ten minutes." Shadow said popping his head in the door.
"No problem you're my oldest and closest friend."
"Yea—hey, hey! What do you mean oldest?" Sonic yelled getting angry.
Knuckles only sighed, "I mean I've known you for a long time..." He hit Sonic on back of head for being an idiot as usual.
Rouge's Dressing Room
"How do I look?" Rouge asked looking at herself in the mirror.
"For millionth time Rouge you look great!" Amy said getting annoyed, "Rouge how's it feel? You know getting married?"
Rouge had great big smile across her face, "It feels great, but I'm also nervous."
"About what?" Amy asked curiously.
"I just want everything to go right, that's all."
Amy only giggled, "Oh Rouge you're worrying too much, everything is going to be fine."
Cindy poked her head in the door, "We have ten minutes girls."
"Are you ready?" Amy squealed.
"As ready as I'll ever be." They left.
(To bad for you this author hasn't been invited to too many wedding so he doesn't know how most of it goes. (Sniffle) So, I like wearing bandanas over my face and my arm, I'm not gonna hurt you! Well, not unless you really piss me off. Oh well!)
Church/chapel thing what ever you want to call it.
Like I said before I haven't been invite to too many weddings so I'll start off from what I know. Well not a lot of people are allowed in wearing a long black tee and air force ones with a bandana hanging out their pants.
Rouge's niece being six years old hopped down the throwing flowers on the floor. She was the flower girl if you didn't know already. (Please forgive me if I do this wrong, but I can't go and copy some ones wedding and use it as mine or can I? Hmm...(Rubs chin thinking)
Knuckles and Sonic were already upfront. Then, 'Here comes the bride' music began to play.
Sonic standing next to Knuckles elbowed him playfully, "Do you think you can name your first kid Sonic Jr?" He asked smiling.
Knuckles looked at him, "No way in hell."
He turned to the aisle and saw Rouge walking down the aisle in a beautiful wedding dress. Colored a creamish white (Is creamish even a word, if not, it is now!) strapless dress that trailed behind her gently.
She had smile on her face, she couldn't fight it. He smiled back at her. The priest cleared his throat as Rouge walked forward, and stop in front of him. Knuckles could still see her face through the veil; she couldn't stop her lovely smile.
"Dearly beloved we are here to witness the union of..." Knuckles blocked out what the priest was saying as did Rouge.
But he was knocked out of his peaceful time looking into Rouge's eyes by two of the most unwanted guest.
Appearing through the door Sally...and Julie-Su. Knuckles wanted none of this; he quickly turned to Shadow who was holding Samantha on his lap bouncing her up and down;
"Shadow!" Knuckles whispered.
Sonic didn't know what was happing and looked to where his friend was looking and then saw Sally and smacked his face, "Oh shit..." He said quietly.
"Get them outta hear!" Knuckles yelled in a whisper.
Shadow turned around and saw their problem, He knew how to get rid of them but it wouldn't be easy he had to be quick, silent, and unnoticed, and could not draw any attention to himself. (No, he's not gonna kill them.) He handed Samantha to Cindy who was sitting next to him.
He walked to the entrance, Julie-Su stood there glaring at Rouge mumbling to herself that it should be her there.
"If anyone objects to union of these two, speak now or forever hold your peace." The Priest said looking around, Julie-Su was about to open her mouth but was yanked in the direction of the door, the people in the room look back and saw her gone and the door swinging, well it worked out mostly he was silent, quick, rely quick, and was partly unnoticed, but did draw attention to him self when he came back suddenly.
He used his speed and left her miles away, about a four hour jog but took him like say a minute.
He returned and heard the priest say, "Good now. Do you, Knuckles the Echidna take Rouge the Bat to be your wife – to live together after God's ordinance – in the holy estate of matrimony? Will you love her, comfort her, honor and keep her, in sickness and in health, for richer, for poorer, for better, for worse, in sadness and in joy, to cherish and continually bestow upon her your heart's deepest devotion, forsaking all others, keep yourself only unto her until death do you part?"
He said without hesitation "I do." He smiled at her, Julie-Su was gone and there were no more problems for him at least.
Sonic...lets just say he hoped Amy didn't notice her.
"And do you, Rouge the Bat, take Knuckles the Echidna to be your husband – to live together after God's ordinance – in the holy estate of matrimony? Will you love him, comfort him, honor and keep him, in sickness and in health, for richer, for poorer, for better, for worse, in sadness and in joy, to cherish and continually bestow upon him your heart's deepest devotion, forsaking all others, keeping yourself only unto him until death do you part?"
Rouge wanted to yell it out loud but calmed herself down, "I do." She had a smile bigger then Knuckles's.
Knuckles blocked out the next part but did as the priest asked in repeating his vows and stuff, Knuckles was placing the ring on Rouge's left ring finger.
Rouge did the same and place the ring on his finger, she had to take his glove off and put it on.
"By the power vested in me in the city of Station Square and Almighty God, I now pronounce you echidna and wife – and may your days be good and long upon the earth." He smiled as he concluded, "You may now kiss the bride."
Rouge could see Knuckles's large smile, He lifted the veil and kissed her, in a passionate kiss, Rouge's mom could be heard crying with happiness for her daughter.
After the kiss, Knuckles smiled again, "I love you."
Rouge smiled back, "I love you too."
They left for the reception hall, in a limo, being driven by Chaos? (Man I was going nuts writing the thing doesn't even have a license ...I think, does he?) They hopped in.
In a deep voice "To the reception hall." Chaos 'spoke' Knuckles mouth dropped;
"Chaos? You can talk?" Rouge was equally shocked.
"Not really, I speak through my mind, Tikal has been teaching me and I finally am able to speak." Chaos said with a smirk, even though you can't see it.
"Okay, well congrats! Now let's get going!" Rouge said.
Unfortunately Chaos didn't go to driving school, and sped off! Cutting corners, hitting curbs, busting off hubcaps, and making the newly wed couple bump their heads together in pain. But still alive they made it;
"Aww man! I lost!" Sonic said in disbelief that he lost a race and to a car?
"What do you mean you 'lost'?" Chaos said raising a watery eyebrow.
Sonic looked strangely at Chaos, "We were racing right?"
Chaos looked at him and shook his head, "No..."
"So you mean I ran all this way thinking that we were racing and you mean to tell that's how you really drive?"
"Yes..."
Sonic went wide eyed, "Two words for you man...Driving School."
Chaos glared at him, "I'm not that bad!"
Sonic's eyes went wider, "Dude, you not only beat me here; you almost ran over a seven year old kid in crutches!"
Reception Hall thingy
The seating was like this from left to right. Rouge and Knuckles, Sonic and Amy, Shadow holding Samantha and Cindy. Tails and Cream, Cream who was trying to get Tails to play footsy and Tikal and Chaos, who was reading the rule book on driving. And a bunch of other people that I'm too lazy to write about, you know, Rouge's family, friends of the others blah, blah, blah!
The green thingamajig was in its Chaos Chamber.
Now for the toast! No wait I mean toasts to bride and groom. First up our beloved blue boy;
"Ahem, Knux I've know you for...let's see (Counts fingers) Ah, what the heck a long time and when I first met you almost killed me, but me being the oh so forgiving hedgehog I forgave you." Knuckles rolled his eyes as he continued;
"But now that you're gonna settle down and have a family or whatever I'm gonna miss our great adventures, knowing that you'll probably be too busy changing...dippers!" Sonic started laughing, "(Sigh) But I still wish you two a happy marriage." Sonic sat back down as Shadow got up.
"Knuckles, Rouge I don't know what to say, but I wish you two a happy marriage." Shadow sat down and sipped his wine, Amy got up for her speech...I'm skipping most of this. When it came for Chaos's turn;
"Let's see green means go, red means stop, yellow means slow down...oh...so that's what the brakes are used for—huh? Oh! Sorry I um wish you guys a great marriage..." Everyone laughed at the fact that Chaos is trying to learn to drive.
Sally still lingering somewhere there was waiting for the right time to strike. Sonic was heading for the bathroom, Sally followed him;
Exiting the bathroom Sonic was suddenly face to face with someone he didn't want to see, "Sonic!" Sally yelled.
Sonic was in no mood for this crap, "What the hell do you want?" He shot back.
Sally was unshaken, "Please, Sonic don't do this I know you still love me."
"You wish! I thought I loved you! But when you accuse me of cheating on you with just about anyone that you can think of, that's too much even for me to take." Sonic was about to leave;
"I had reasons..." Sonic could punch her but held back for his own moral reasons.
"What reasons? What reason could y-you have t-to accuse me of cheating on with R- Rouge! She was engaged and in love with Knuckles not me, as a matter of fact I don't even like her! And then you crossed the line, Tails? Why the hell would I be with him? He's a damn guy!" Sonic turned around and was face to face with Amy who didn't hear what they talking about. So naturally, she was enraged that she was here.
"Why is she here?" Amy asked angered.
"Amy, I can explain she came here to argue with me." Sonic simply said moving his hand in Sally's general direction.
Amy looked at Sally, "Back off, he's mine you lost your chance." She gritted through her teeth.
"He's mine! He still loves me!" Sally yelled back.
"Good thing I brought these." Sonic mumbled to himself as he pulled out a CD player, sat down and listen to Linkin Park's 'Hybrid Theory' CD, He skipped to #8 the loudest one 'By Myself'.
He turned up the volume and watched as he saw the mouths of the two girls move but didn't hear them. They continue to argue and yell over our favorite blue boy.
Four songs later he decided to leave, Amy and Sally were broken up by Shadow and Chaos, Sonic and Amy missed most of the dancing, which ticked off Amy.
Rouge and Knuckles decide that the best place to go on a honeymoon would be...
I'm gonna end it here...yea this the best place to end the whole story.
Leave!
The hell you waiting for, chaps done get out!
You Hispanic? You are? (Dials immigration's number)
Okay I'm bored
Na! I'm jus kidding; they decided the Bahamas, nice ain't it? To bad Knuckles has use his saving's to pay for it he-he.
Chaos appoarched the couple "Do you need me to drive you to the airport?"
Knuckles and Rouge looked at each other and than at him, "No!" They yelled.
I can't blame em' I wanna get go on my honeymoon alive, and without any broken bones...
Blah-blah-blah-blah!
R&R
Another re-edited chap,
The Snowman,
Peace bitches!
