Kiss THIS!

I'm back! Did you miss me:) SCHOOL'S OUT, BABY! Woo-hoo!

Anyway, THIS HAS SPOILERS FOR THE CHASE! Why? Because that episode was pimping, yo.

30kisses challenge 23---Candy

Ridiculous

Katara absolutely, positively, one hundred and ten percent did not have a crush on Zuko.

Really, where did you get such a completely and utterly ridiculous idea like that? Because there is no way it's true—no way. It isn't real.

Just because she had one (well, maybe two or three) dream about him did not mean she has a crush on him. And her dreams, by the way, were perfectly normal for any fifteen-year-old girl. They did not, in fact, involve him and her, in any romantic sense at all. He did not bring her flowers in her dreams, nor did he kiss her hand, and she most certainly did not blush when he did so. She was absolutely positive that she did not want to kiss him on the lips, or play with his hair in a ponytail that she absolutely did not think that was sexy.

She was also very positive that her dreams never went any farther than that, and she was absolutely positive that she did not want them to. He never once kissed her deeply or passionately in her dreams, which did not cause her to moan as he wrapped his arms around her, pulling her closer. He was never shirtless in her dreams, and no, she did not want him to be, either. He never left a trail of kisses down her neck, and he never undid her shirt or her brestband to continue his trail of passion. She most certainly was not disappointed because of this, either, because she did not want him to continue.

And she never dreamed he was covered in chocolate, either. That was a very silly idea, and Katara without a doubt never had a dream like that.

She did not wake up sweating and moaning and panting, thank you very much, you must be hearing things, Sokka, and isn't it so awfully hot in the Earth Kingdom? She did not miss him, or wonder what happened to him daily. She did not hope to see him again, don't be so foolish Aang—just because she thought of him first above all of the other people chasing them doesn't mean a thing, you can be so silly some times.

No, she did not tease Sokka about his ponytail to defend Zuko, absolutely not what gave you such an idea! And she was not upset to see that he cut his hair, thank you very much, that was just a speck of dirt in her eye, could have happened to anyone. And she certainly did not daydream about what his hair might look like once it grown out more, oh no, you must be mistaken.

Because really, Toph, Katara doesn't have a crush on Zuko.

What a crazy idea!

How silly.

Absolutely ridiculous.

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END

OH MY GOD MY LIFE IS COMPLETE! THE WORLD IS GOOD AND BEAUTIFUL AND HAPPY AGAIN! MY CRACK IS CANON, YO, AND I'M SO COMPLETELY PSYCIC! THE CHASE WAS THE BEST EPISODE EVER!

Except, you know, for the whole OMG DID IROH DIE? ending. That I could have lived without.

I updated my profile in case anyone is wondering. I have a to-do list up there, and I also have links to all the cool places you can go (like the Zuko Needs To Get Laid Fanclub, or the katarazuko community)

luv

Jak