A quicker update! HORRAY! ALSO: I made a request before, but if anyone would be so kind as to at least attempt some sort of fan-art based on one of my stories, I would love you forever. I have no way of paying you back, but I promise to pimp the hell out of it. NOW LET'S ROLL. By the way, for those of you who don't know, Control Freak's character this story is Vegeta from Dragonball Z. Hit up Wikipedia and search for Vegeta to a see pic of him in this costume.


"Is this not a glorious day?" Starfire asked Silke.

It was a warm, bright sunny day in Jump City and the Tammaranian princess had figured this would be the best opportunity to take her bumgorf for a walk in the park. Starfire hummed a traditional Tammaranian folk song to herself as she pushed the mutant larvae in a stroller. The sun was shining in full bloom allowing the girl's crimson locks to seemingly glow and shine, which made her even more beautiful to look at.

And somebody noticed.

This somebody was crouched heroically behind a shrubbery, watching as Starfire and Silky made their way past him. His normal trench coat was gone, this time having been replaced by a blue spandex-like jump suit that bulged under his nerdy mass. This was accompanied by a white chest protective plate, with a strap of the same material going over his shoulders to secure a protective plate for his back.

His feet were covered in bright white boots, and his hands in white gloves that went past his wrist. His hair, a normal stringy, oily tangle was now dyed black and spiked with massive amounts of hair gel and hair spray so that it stood straight up in the air in a spiky tower.

He was Control Freak – Prince of all Saiyans.

"She's got pretty hair..." Control Freak breathlessly whispered to himself as he secretly watched Starfire from the shadows.

Starfire had just finished humming the 251st verse to her folk song, when Silke began to cry with an ear piercing intensity. "What is the matter, dear Silkie?" she asked sweetly. "Are you tired? Thirsty? Do you have the gas?"

Silkie just wailed louder, his tiny lungs causing a surprisingly high pitched tone that echoed throughout the normally calm park. Sensing the annoyed stares of the citizens, Starfire quickly reached down to cradle her bumgorf in her arms, hoping she could gently rock him to sleep.

"Ohhh what is the matter? I fear I am not good in judging your moods." she lamented. "Perhaps you are hungry?" she asked, with Silkie just whimpering softly in reply. "Success! We shall retrieve you the food!" the alien proudly proclaimed. She rewarded her bumgorf with a lovely kiss on it's forehead, before placing him back in his stroller and set off towards a hot dog stand to retrieve some mustard for the both of them.

Or so the plan went, until Control Freak finally made his presence known, jumping out from behind the shrubbery, standing as a geeky road block between the crimson haired beauty and her mustard.

"Foolish child! Now you will face me, the Prince of all Saiyans!" he bellowed.

Starfire was shocked and surprised, mostly directed towards the nerdy super villain's odd manner of dress. "Control...Freak?" she asked slightly curious.

"I no longer go by such a name." he said, trying to make his voice sound deeper with a slightly more intense gravely aspect added to it. "My name is Vegeta! And I shall make you my bride!"

Now this downright confused Starfire who could feel her stomach grumbling out of hunger and, if there is one thing a wise man should not mess with at all, it is a hungry Tammaranian.

"I am afraid I cannot be your bride." she said. "As I am currently engaged in a romantic relationship with Robin."

Control Freak grit his teeth in anger. "Nonsense!" he barked. "That puny little scum isn't worth your time! You need a true warrior, one such as myself!" Starting to get annoyed, Starfire charged up two starbolts in her dainty fists, ready to remove the bulbous obstacle that stood before her. Seeing that he had drawn out Starfire's wrath, Control Freak merely chuckled to himself. "You expect me to be in fear of such insignificant strength? HA! Do not make me laugh! I shall demonstrate to you my true power!"

And show her his true power he did indeed. Immediately clenching his two fists together, Control Freak begin to grunt and groan loudly, the sounds emanating from his throat closely resembling that of a middle aged man attempting pass a kidney stone, with it sounding something close to "RRRAAARRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!" with his eyes tightly shut and teeth clenched in a fierce bite.

For her part Starfire's starbolts went away from her fists as she watched with a bewildered interest at this odd display. Pieces of rock and debris begin to fly straight up in the air, a slight crater beginning to develop under Control Freak's feet. Finally, after what seemed like hours (but instead was merely a few minutes), there was blinding flash of yellow light, not unlike the one Control Freak had used to escape the day before. When Starfire's emerald eyes regained the focus, the nerdy super villain stood before her with his hair even more pointer than it before. But what was once jet black and now become bright blond, with an equally brilliant yellow aura surrounding him. The aura seemed to glow and pulsate, giving off a very faint sound that sounded something like "TSOO TSOO TSOO TSOO TSOO."

"Ha ha ha! You fool, are you so eager to die?" Control Freak taunted. Starfire just continued to stare on, words failing to describe the sheer spectacle she had just witnessed. "Now," he added, "I shall ask you again. Be my bride or suffer the consequences!"

"I shall never be your bride even if you were the last man on Grobnar 7!" Starfire proudly declared. Her eyes had returned to a solid shade of green, with massive starbolts ready for discharge in each tightly bundled fist.

"INSOLENT WORM! Today is the day you shall perish!" Control Freak said and immediately placed both open palms together at the wrist and drew them to the side of his body. He held this for a split second or two, before finally thrusting them out in front of him while loudly shouting "GALICK GUN!"

A sudden rush of fuschia-toned energy flew at the slender Tammaranian. With little time to react, Starfire left her feet and flew straight for the corpulent ne'er-do-well, firing a smartly timed starbolt which perfectly dissipated the Galick Gun and caught Control Freak smack dab in the chest.

"OOMMPFFFFFF!" was all Control Freak managed to say as the sheer force of the blast send him reeling across the park, his gelatinous frame colliding squarely with a Jungle Gym, causing a massive tangled web of metal and blue spandex.

"Owwwww! That really hurt!" he whined, his voice resuming it's normal high pitch as he managed to untangle his limbs from the twisted web of steel. His blue spandex had several random tears and holes in them, his white chest protector now with a large hole in the middle, fully exposing his hairy chest to a blushing Starfire. "Well this chapter isn't going how I had planned..." he grumbled to himself.

Starfire stood floating a foot or so off the ground, eyes a solid green, starbolts once again charged in her tightly balled fists. Control Freak shook his brain back together, knocking off the mental cob-webs that had taken residence from his collision with the Jungle Gym. He smirked in a cocky arrogant manner at the Tammaranian's display of power. "You shall come quietly." she said.

Control Freak cackled loudly at this, his voice back to it's gravely, deep tone. "If you think that hurt then you are sadly mistaken! I AM THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS!" he once again bellowed. "And this fight is finished!" Control Freak immediately extended his arms outwards from the side of his body and placing the base of his palms together, he shouted "FINAL FLASH!" and unleashed a massive blast of bright yellow energy.

Starfire "EEEK!"ed out of surprise and quickly shot back her own starbolts, the two beams connecting in the middle, causing a huge pent up ball of power to bubble and form.

"This is it, Koriand'r! Our glorious finale!" he shouted, flexing his Jell-O body mass in an attempt to increase the beam's strength. It was surprisingly strong, but Starfire was still stronger. Her eyes flashed an even brighter green and spoke loudly in her native tongue, saying "Slopform! Ond gudshik zerrole!" and doubled the power of her starbolts, adding her eyebolts to the cause.

"Hehehe...she looks really pretty when she speaks Tammaranian..." Control Freak thought to himself.

This proved to be a drastic mistake as his fan boy drooling caused his guard to drop and the combined force of the Final Flash, starbolts and eyebolts blasted him directly into the solar plexus. The mere raw strength of such an attack sent the nerdy supper villain way into the sky.

"Looks like Control Freak is blasting off again!" he managed to shout till he was nothing more than a dot in the horizon.

Starfire's eyes returned to their normal emerald shine, with the crimson haired beauty flashing a quick smile and waving to the stunned on-lookers.

"Hello friends! Glorious day today, is it not?" she said, still smiling. The citizens merely returned to their normal activities, having grown used to such excitement from living in Jump City. When all eyes had left her, Starfire breathed a sigh of relief and returned her attention to Silkie, who had been wailing out of hunger throughout the entire battle.

"Come, my little bumgorf, and let us retrieve the food for us to eat!"