August 31
11:58 PM
Okay, I lied to my mum when I said I was done packing so sue me. After all, you'd have to pay a lawyer and waste time in court to get practically nothing. Can't have any chocolate until I'm done packing. How do they expect me to LIVE long enough to actually finish packing up my luggage! I NEED CHOCOLATE EVERY 30 MINUTES TO SURVIVE! Of course, I've spent the last 15 minutes griping and writing in you. Wait…you? This journal is just scraps of paper put together. It is an inanimate object. It can not understand you. Repeat that in your head, Lily as needed.
12:13
Argh. I wish I could use magic but nooooo. Under age magic got banned 5 years ago. There have been rumors that the cause of the ban was a certain idiot (the idiot part is my own addition) named James Potter and his friend Sirius Black. (They're so close that some people wonder if they're gay. That's all nonsense of course. If they really were, they would have set off dung bombs during class and in the confusion eloped on their broomsticks with a banner saying 'JUST MARRIED' hanging from their broomsticks.) STUPID SOCKS! Why do I have so many? And why can't find their pairs?
12: 25
YES, FINALLY! I HAVE COMPLETED THE MISSION! And now I can have some chocolate! All inhabitants of the Evans' home must evacuate immediately. I repeat, all inhabitants of the Evans' home must evacuate immediately. Lily is about to turn into a sugar high insane maniac. MUHWAHWAHWAHWA! Er…not that I'm not already an insane maniac.