Chapter 2: Chaos in Soul society

Five years later: Kuchiki Naruto stood listening but not really paying attention as lieutenant Abarai Renji explained the basics of Zanpakuto. "A Zanpakuto is the weapon of all shinigami, however it is not merely a tool but a being in its own right and should be treated as such." He suddenly realized that Naruto was paying more attention to the clouds and cherry blossoms then to him. "Oi, Naruto...PAY ATTENTION DUMBASS!" He shouted, Naruto was so shocked he fell over and stood up clutching his ears. "Ow, did you have to yell so loud Renji-Onisan?" He whined, "I'm standing right here after all." Renji sighed, "Listen Naruto, if you keep this up no ones going to take you seriously, if you want to become a captain in the Gotei thirteen you have to pull you act together." "I know, I know, but for some reason the sword won't respond to me." He answered, Renji looked at Naruto felt a little sorry for the boy, after all his father was possibly one of the most powerful of the shinigami captains after the captain of the first division.

2 years later: As Naruto blocked the sword sweep aimed for his head he wondered who in soul society he had pissed off to have to train with Zaraki Kenpachi. "Cmon Naruto I know you can do better then that," Kenpachi said as he swept his blade around for another strike. "Stop holding back already!" He yelled as he charged forward, Naruto panicked and closed his eyes certain he was going to die, suddenly all was quiet except for the sound of water dripping, slowly naruto opened his eyes and found himself in a sewer like setting, "WTF" Naruto thought, "Since when has the dojo been in a sewer?" He said this time out loud. Suddenly he found himself in front of a large gate with a piece of paper that said "seal"on it. Suddenly a large fox with nine tails came forward, "So you are the kit that I was sealed into, you are somewhat amusing.' He laughed, as if mocking Naruto for his weakness. "Oh yeah, well just you wait fox someday I'm going to discover the name of my zanpakuto and then every one will acknowledge me as a true shinigami!" Naruto shouted back at the fox. The fox grinned wickedly as if he had been waiting for Naruto to say this. "Very good kit, just for that I will tell you your Zanpakuto's name, simply say "Unseal, Kyuubi No Kitsune!" and you zanpakuto will go into it's Shikai form." He said, Naruto was thinking, "Can I trust this guy? Probably but why do I get an ominous feeling in my soul?" "Very well fox I thank you for your kind words." He said out loud to the fox, "I'm no fox, I am Kyuubi of the Nine Celestial guardians, in exchange can you grant me deathlife?" Kyuubi asked, "Very well." Naruto said as he tapped the hilt of his sword on Kyuubi's brow, "May you live in peace in soul society." he said solemnly, "Kit who said anything about going to soul society, I'm staying here in your mind to teach you the way of the world." Kyuubi answered, "Now wake up, Kenpachi's about to land a that blow." Naruto opened his eyes ti see that no time had passed and that Kepachi-sensei was about to land a hit, in a surge of strength Naruto took his sword and cried, "Unseal! Kyuubi no Kitsune!"

Suddenly his blade became a huge sword with a crimson blade, as kenpachi charged forward Naruto swung the sword and stopped it at Kenpachi's neck. "I...Win" was all Naruto could say before passing out. Naruto slowly opened and closed his eyes. "I still don't understand how he managed to release his zanpakuto to the shikai form." He heard Renji say, "Personally I wasn't expecting this to happen for another 2 years at least." Renji suddenly heard Naruto groan as he got up, "Oh Naruto your awake, you okay?" Renji asked concern showing on his face, Naruto also noticed that his father, Byakuya was in the room along with Komamura Sajin who looked like a cross between a wolf and a fox in human form, captain of the 7th division, Kurosaki Rukia, Naruto's aunt, and Kurosaki Ichigo, Rukia's husband. "Wha...What happened?" Naruto asked, he hadn't felt this bad since the time that he rigged all of the 11th squads doors to dump water and chalk dust on anyone who opened them and then been chased by Kenpachi's lieutenant, Kusajishi Yachiru and gotten the crap beat out of him."Basically you have learned your zanpakuto's name and this has cause you to be able to release it to it's first form, in this case the sword is a huge crimson blade with a black kanji for 'Nine' on it." Renji explained. Naruto just looked at him, "can you try running that by me one more time?" he asked naively. Renji and the rest of the people in the room sweatdropped, "simply put," Ichigo said, "You whipped Kenpachi's sorry ass with your sword in its released state."He said. Naruto nodded, all of a sudden Byakuya spoke out.

"Regardless you defeated Kenpachi and therefore you are going to start training with me every day, understood?" He asked.

"Hai, father." Naruto answered, he saw Byakuya react slightly to the name, Naruto knew he was adopted and that his fathers real wife had died years ago.

1 year later: The shinigami headquarters was quiet, shinigami patrolled and went about their ,morning business until..."NARUTO!" was the collected roar from five of the captains and lieutenants, The blonde haired boy was running as fast as he could from about fifty members of the 1st division all of whom had pink hair, "Get back here Naruto!" one of them said, "You can't get away with rigging all the doors in the 1st division headquarters to dump pink paint on anyone who opened them and switching the general's head polish with hair regrowth formula!" Naruto laughed and said, "Ah cmon, you're just mad that you're to chicken to do the things that I do!" Suddenly Naruto collided with the captain of the seventh division Komamura Sajin, who promptly tied him up, "Thank you captain Sajin, we've been chasing him for hours and chased him through the entire park just to get here." one said while nearly falling over from exhaustion, Sajin nodded, "Very well, you are dismissed carry on with your duties, I'll take the so called "Fox God" to Jushiro." The members of the 1st division nodded and left to carry on their duties that did not include chasing Naruto. Ukitake Jushiro sighed as he looked across at the five captains and lieutenants sitting across from him, the victims of Naruto's latest series of pranks, all of whom except for general Yamamoto and Madarame Ikkaku looked rather pissed. "Okay" He said while rubbing his temples, ever since Byakuya had been killed in an ambush by that bastard Aizen, Naruto had begun to pull more pranks to hide his sorrow behind a mask of happiness. "One at a time, starting with you Matsumoto." He acknowledged the lieutenant of the tenth division. A blonde haired women with extremely large breasts.

"Naruto switched my shampoo with honey," She said enraged

"That's it?" Jushiro asked.

"No, he also switched all of my sake with non alcoholic wine." She pouted

"O-kay next you." He pointed to captain Kurotsuchi Mayuri, who was possibly the sickest person in the universe.

"Your "son" disorganized my lab and moved all of my knives to different places, it took me an hour just to find scalpel so I could modify my heart."

"You have one?" Jushiro thought silently as Mayuri finished his rant. Personally he wished that Urahara was still in command of the research department and not this lunatic, but that was wishful thinking, as Urahara Kisuke was now a successful merchant in Tokyo.

."Fine I'll talk with him later about messing around with your knives, okay next you." he said pointing to Kira Izuru, who was looking rather pissed as the hair covering his left eye had been cut off making him look fairly normal.

"He cut off my hair." He said simply.

"Okay, now do you two have any complaints?" he asked pointing to general Yamamoto and Madarame Ikkaku, both of whom were looking rather happy since they had a full head of hair, which was a lot considering that they were bald. "No, actually we both want to thank him for his amazing hair regrowth formula." Ikkaku answered. The other three fall down anime style while Jushiro sweat drops. Just as Jushiro was about to tell them that Naruto was going to be punished accordingly , the door opened and in walked Sajin with an extremely ruffled look about him as if he had just been chased through a forest which was more then likely considering Naruto's talent at evasion and stealth, which nearly rivaled his sense of humor, in fact Naruto would have been assigned to the research division had it not been for the fact that him and Mayuri shared an equal loathing of each other. "Oh, Sajin, you came and brought Soul Societies number one trickster with you." Sajin walked in and nodded in recognition to the assembled captains and vice captains. "Forgive me for my intrusion, but I felt the need to deliver the "Fox God" directly to you." Sajin said, "Thank you my friend." Jushiro answered, "Would the rest of you please leave now?" He asked, "I want to talk with Naruto, Mayuri I'll send him later to show you where he hid all of you knives." Mayuri nodded and left with the rest of the officers, soon only Sajin, Jushiro, and Naruto were left in the room.. Jushiro sighed and said, "Naruto, why do you continue to pull these pranks?" He asked, "I know you've been down since Byakuya died but still."

Flashback

"Father, father, why did you have to go and die on me?" Naruto cried as he looked at Byakuya's body, slashed with innumerable cut and holes, "This was definitely Aizen's work, you can tell by the fact that the slashes look like Tousen's work, while the holes are Gin's bullet shot attack, and the pierced attacks are the result of a powerful Kindo." Jushiro said, "Dammit, if there had been more of us we probably could have taken them out, and prevented this." Suddenly Naruto heard the voice of Kyuubi saying, "Kit, I shall grant you your bankai form, but it will only activate when the ones who did this are in front of you or when those close to you are in danger, understand?"He asked, "Yes, Kyuubi-sama." Naruto answered. Suddenly Jushiro felt the chakra of Naruto skyrocket as his sorrow and anger took over his body, the red chakra obscured him from view, Jushiro covered his face so that he would not be burned by the tremendous amount of chakra emanating from Naruto, when the energy finally dissipated Naruto had changed, instead of blonde hair it was blood red, additionally instead of the usual shinigami robes, he was wearing crimson samurai armor with the kanji for "fox" on the back. "Vengeance shall be mine, I shall bear Senbonzakura until I slay Aizen, Gin, and Kaname only then shall I stop wielding Senbonzakura and lay my hatred to rest."

Flashback end

Takimaru : Okay so apparently I lied about this chapter not getting up for a while, but it is the weekend so that probably explains it, next chapter will probably be up by Thursday if I'm lucky.

Naruto: will I finally go back to konoha in the next chapter?

Taki: Maybe, But there are three more years before that.

Reviews are welcome, I will be taking votes for couples. except for the fact that the main pairing will continue to be NaruHina.

Naruto couples:

NaruIno

NaruTayuya

NaruTen

NaruTem

NaruHarem(Hell of a lot simpler)

other couples:

ShinoHana

AnkoKakashi

KakaKuren

And that's it, until next time.