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Author's Note: Thank you for the wonderful reviews. Now here is chapter 2.

Los Smackdown: Turf Wars and Driving Moriko-San

The turf war, a time when gang bangers go off to kill others via drive bys or walking up to them and shooting. Here in the Los Smackdown district, we do things a bit differently. Here we use paintball guns. That's right paintball guns. The main goal of a turf war is to nab as much territory as a gang can within three days. Let's see who's here.

Kayla Sparks, Miss Deville and a blond haired girl named Shayla Walker stood in the back group of gangs gathered at the park. Kayla is wearing a pink t-shirt and black shorts. Deville is wearing a black t-shirt and black shorts with a pink bandanna around her right arm. Shayla is wearing a blue t-shirt and black shorts with a mathcing bandanna around her left arm.

Meet the Diva Killaz, the smallest gang around. Only three members. They were able to hold their turf every time by using their minds. Where they lack in numbers, they make up for in brains. LIke that one time...

Cut to a flashback as Mark, Cena, Eddie, Tim and Chavo ran down the hill screaming. Seconds later a group of middle school kids with paintball guns chase after them.

I still can't figure out where they got all of those paintball guns for the middle school kids. We were clearly outnumbered back then too. With all of those blasted kids. Anyway, let's just go over the other gangs. The other gangs include: The Jericholics, led by Chris Jericho.

"Hey ass clowns!" Jericho said aloud. "You should've seen what we did to Chris Masters's house on the way here!"

We see Chris Masters crying as he looks at the front of his house. It's been paintballed with purple paintballs.

There are the Crappers, led by RD Reynolds. Good old RD became a father recently, congratulations RD. The only member not present is Luke Bannon is a DJ for the worst radio station in the world, KCRAP. They play Polka music and have bad audio too. Sucks to be him. Let's see here... Yep, everyone except Luke is here. Looks everybody is here. Let's get things started.

Turf Wars

The turf wars have begun and Tim walks into the base of operations for the Smarks, Cena's house.

"Yo dawg!" Cena says as he looks up from the turf map of Los Smackdown on a laptop. Various sections are colored coded, to represent what turf belongs to what gang. "We've got a special mission for you."

"Like what?"

Well we were going to tell you that youd had to escort Mariko Yoshida to the arena downtown fo a rematch against Cheerleader Melissa Anderson, but it's not time for you to pick her up yet. So we're thinking that we should send only you to sneak into Diva Killaz territory and steal their flag."

Tim looked at Cena as if he has lost his marbles. "You're kidding me right."

Cena shakes his head no. "No joke Tim. Besides we'll distract them for you. Now let's get started."

Tim, Cena and a few Smarks members go to Diva Killaz territory. Tim hides in the bushes while Cena leads his fellow gang members to the border. Once both sides started firing, Tim made his way in without the Diva Killaz noticing. He ran through the turf without being seen by anybody with a paintball gun. Unfortunately someone did spot him and decided to follow him.

Tim searched high and low for the flag. The flags had to be visible and up on a flag pole. Makeshift or whatever. As long as it was able to be seen by everybody. Tim finally found the flag, which was on school property. The middle school from which the Diva Killaz hired the students there to be precise. The person that was following Tim snuck up behind him and surprised him.

"Hi Tim."

Tim responded by screaming out loud and jumping a literal ten feet into the air. Where he landed back on his feet. Tim turns around and sees who surprised him. It was Anthony Bannon, Luke Bannon's brother.

"Anthony, what the hell are you doing here? You're not in any gang." Tim tries to get his heart to stop beating so fast.

"I taking my brother's place for this turf war. I thought I could steal the flag and claim it for the Crappers."

"Too bad this is for the Smarks."

"How about the first one to the flag, gets it."

"You're on Bannon."

The two of them ran to the flagpole quietly, but they were spotted by a student in Study Hall. He raised his hand for the teacher. Who gave him a nod. "Teacher, there are two gang members trying to get the Diva Killaz flag. Can we go stop them?"

"Okay everybody, grab your paintball guns." the teacher pulls out her paintball gun and loads. The students follow suit.

Tim made it to the flag first and started to bring down the pink flag and the American flag. Anthony decided to be on the look out for students or rival gang members. Once Tim got the flag down, a paintball hit the wall beside him. They both turn around to see the study hall students and teacher aiming paintball guns at him. "I just remembered that I left the oven on and...toodles. See ya Anthony."

Anthony gets shot with pink paintballs as Tim makes a run for it. He eventually finds a car called the Washington and takes it. He has to get the flag to his home base. He drives past Cena and the Diva Killaz, meaning that Cena is the only one who hasn't been hit by paint. Tim holds the flag out of the car window to show Cena. "I got the flag!"

"Oh hell no!" Kayla looks pissed as she stands there and sees her flag get taken. She and the other two members of the Diva Killaz get shot with red paint. Cena smiles as victory is at hand.

Tim drives up to Cena's house and runs inside. Completing the mission.

Driving Moriko-San

Tim walks in with the flag in his hand and he hands it to Cena, who just walked into the house.

"Good job Tim." Cena said. "Now the Diva Killaz have no turf left."

"So that would mean they have to change their colors and join our gang?" Tim asked

"Maybe we can work out a arrangement with them." Cena said. "Now onto your next mission."

Tim sits down on the couch and puts his feet up on the coffee table. He waited for Cena to tell him what he has to do next.

"Azrael called not to long ago and said that a famous wrestler in Japan is coming here for a match against "Cheerleader" Melissa Anderson." Cena said.

"Is it Moriko Yoshida?"

"You're right Tim. It is. But how did you...?"

"Because I saw a poster for it not to long ago. The match is tomorrow and Moriko needs to get ready for it. I take you want me to pick you up at the airport and take her to her hotel."

"Exactly, but you're not going to do it in your car." Cena said. "Drive down to the limo rental place and give them this note and money."

Cena hands Tim a small bundle of money and a note that asks the owner to rent out a limo for a little bit. Tim walks out and gets into his car, the Blade.

Tim waits in the limo's driver side seat as Amanda Kauffman went in to get Moriko. He didn't wait long, as the two women walk out to the limo known as the Strech. Amanda puts Moriko's things into the trunk and goes over to Tim.

"She's all yours." Amanda said. "Oh and don't worry about a conversation with her. She's pretty tired from the jet lag and not in the mood for a conversation."

"Okay." Tim said. "Hopefully Evolution won't bother us and this mission will be a piece of cake."

"I hope so too Tim." Amanda said. "I'll be waiting for you at the hotel. Here is the address and good luck."

Amanda hands Tim a piece of paper with the address. Then she goes back to her limo. Tim drives the Strech to the hotel on the paper. Not far away was Evolution. Triple H is thinking of a plan, that will go horribly wrong.

"What do you want to do?" Ric asked.

"I'm thinking we could pull them over, but where is the fun in that?" Triple H said. He pulls his cell out of his pocket and dials a number. "I've got a better idea."

Well I delivered Moriko-San to her hotel safe and sound. She even gave me a backstage pass to the match. I was pretty excited. I later found out that she needed security for the match. She knew what kind of people live on this island and thus needed someone who was loyal enough to keep people from interferring in the match. The match itself was a success and went without incident. Melissa won finally and the two shook hands and hugged. Showing good sportsmanship, something very rare in sports these days. However there was group I had to get rid of before they interferred.

The Mexicools were trying to get away. All three shouting in Spanish as their riding lawnmower was racing through the halls as fast as it could. Which wasn't very fast. Tim wasn't too far behind them carrying a katana over his head like he's a crazed modern day samurai out to kill the Mexicools.

"SAYANORA YOU RACIAL STEREOTYPE BASTARDS!" Tim shouts in a deep voice. His second mission is complete.

Author's Comment: Well here it is at long last. Sorry to keep you all waiting on this chapter. Well next chapter Tim completes another mission. Tyrone and Anthony steal some things at night and Tim begins to question the two. All of this is going to lead to the revelation of who killed Colette.