OMG evil drawers
The Good Place, 23445 Bearimys later
OMG! If I had discovered the existence of my evil drawers before now I would've been thoroughly abusing them this whole time (and I've been in the afterlife a long time now.) I have had a cold for the past few days, whatever happened to the hangover filter I don't know. So Rosie finally decided she had to take Harry for a walk and has left me alone in the house. I got seriously bored. Like really bored, I even called Janet a few times for distraction ideas but she couldn't come up with anything helpful so after my cupcakes made a rather tragic flop in the oven I began routing through all the drawers and cupboards. It seems they are endless.
I put my hand in one of them and felt around for a while, but there was just a white void. For my next actions you must not place judgement on me, I was not in the rightest of minds - cold and everything. I reached in deeper and felt something soft touching the ends of my fingertips. I smiled expecting to see something cute and fluffy in my hand as I pulled it upwards but all I got was a nasty bite. Teeth attacked me viciously and clawed at my skin. I leapt backwards and fell onto the bedroom carpet and clutched at my hand now pouring with blood.
"Janet!" I cried out, immediately she popped into the room and shut the drawer - her arm outstretching and her fingers twisting back towards me to presumably explain to me what exactly was happening and to stop my hand from falling off. She did neither of the following.
"How can I help you?" She said calmly, for a robot she was oddly annoying at keeping her calm, she made it look like an effortless human and not a human-looking robot. I shook my head and gestured emphatically towards my bleeding digits.
"That! And please could you fix my cold, I can keep sniffing like this. It's driving me crazy. And what the HELL are you keeping in those drawers?" I asked, annoyed that Janet would dare to be so calm in this time of crisis. She simply smiled at me and went about cleaning the room then automatically healing my wound and setting me down on the couch.
"All this should not have happened to you Mia, I think your cold is some sort of glitch. I shall check with Eleanor but it will be sorted out soon enough. Would you like me to get Rosie for you?" I nodded and dismissed her, then suddenly remembering I still needed something.
"Wait Janet?" I asked, and she returned - Rosie and an empty lead in tow to which I frowned. "What is in those drawers?"
Janet sighed and Rosie shot me a questioning look which I brushed off. "Eleanor installed those as a sort of prank, I think. To catch people off guard and surprise them. Other than that I do not see any other purpose than for storing your clothes and personal items."