Episode 3, Cook That Awful Thing Now Or You'll See...!
Chris: Last time in Total Drama Brutal-er, our teams played a dramatic, exciting and above all painful basketball game, Debbie showed her toughest side by defeating Kerdan, and it seems that a certain guy with glasses is watching her with loving eyes, in the end it all came down to a penalty, and Sakura could have won the victory for her team if only she hadn't been distracted by hitting Lacey directly, which was enough for her to be sent off, two players gone and twelve left, who will continue to be kicked off the island? Find out now on Total... Drama... Brutal-er!
Intro
Artificial Fishes
On the boy's side, the three boys were getting ready to sleep.
Kerdan: Wow, these cacastular cabins are worse than I thought.
Vincent sighed.
Vincent: I hope this is our only night in this place.
Maxime lay down on his bed but within seconds his bunk fell to pieces.
Maxime: OW, CHIPS!
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Kerdan: Maxime is fine, at least with him you know what to get...that mean crap, but it's still good to know, however, Vincent was very suspicious yesterday
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On the girls' side, Lacey was getting her nose checked.
Lacey: Ugh, stupid Sakura, thanks to that brat I have to get my nose fixed.
Destiny: Hey, it wasn't her fault, she was just really stressed out.
Lacey: Stressed, my ass.
Lilly: It doesn't matter anyway, in the end one by one we will be eliminated, one by one...
Destiny: Girl, calm down, everything will be fine, you just have to rock to cheer up
Lacey rolled her eyes, and then she heard music from outside.
Lacey: Ugh, that stupid sound, what the hell are you doing?!
Robotic Bears
Inside the spa, the Bears were having a pizza party with music playing.
Ferb: Man, this party is the best.
Sol: Don't even tell me, I... I mean, we deserve it for our victory today, a toast to the Bears
Bears: FOR THE BEARS!
The Bears clinked glasses and continued to celebrate.
Jude: Um, guys, I don't recommend that we continue eating pizza like this, the glucose could make us fall asleep when we least expect it.
Lucas: Oh come on, little one, that's the worst I could...
After saying that, the scene cuts to sunrise, and the Bears were asleep on the ground, with food on his shirt, Sol rolled freely on the ground until he fell into the pool, then came to the surface spitting out the water
Sol: AH, LUNA, I TOLD YOU NOT TO MAKE A TSUNAMI!
Sol's cry made his other companions wake up
Lucas: NO, REFEREE, I SWEAR THAT I AM INNOCENT AND...!
Lucas picked him up daydreaming, then became aware of his surroundings.
Lucas: What the hell just happened?!
Jude: See, I told you guys we shouldn't eat too much pizza.
Debbie: I agree with him.
Jude smiled at Debbie with a small blush.
Kristine: Well, let's get this all sorted out before...
Chris(over PA): Attention sleepers, report to the forest glade for this week's challenge!
The scene fades out showing the teams in the clearing with Chris, on each side there was a kitchen included with a sink and oven.
Chris: This week's challenge is going to turn you into chefs and chef's assistants, they must make a pre-selected dish, the assistants must look for the ingredients throughout the island, while the chef will cook his ingredients that will be judged by... .someone special
Chris winked at the camera to the confusion of the campers.
Chris: Choose your chef to cook your food.
Fishes
Lacey: Ok, I know a lot about cooking but someone else should cook because...
Kerdan: Because are you sure you'll screw it up?
Lacey glares at him.
Lacey: Because I have the strength to look for the ingredients.
Maxime: Oh me, I can cook very well, I should
Vincent: I agree with the brilliant boy, this genius will make us win the challenge
Maxime is surprised by Vincent's compliment.
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Maxime: Wow, I've never met someone who flattered me so much.
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Vincent: And flattering Maxime along with Lilly will secure me a big spot in the game.
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Bears
Sol: Well, who wants to cook?
Kristine, Jude, Ferb, and Lucas raised their hands.
Sol: And who has never been allowed to cook?
Kristine, Jude, and Ferb lowered their hands sadly.
Sol: I'm sorry guys
Lucas: I will be the chef, with my Latin ingenuity I can prepare a delicious dish that will leave you speechless
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Lucas: I'm serious, the food in my home is incredible, it's time to show Canadians who he is now
Lucas said with a smile holding something
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Chris: Do you have your chefs yet? Well, here are your dishes, Fishes team...
Chris threw a piece of paper at the Fishes
Chris: You guys should make a bait burger.
The image of a normal hamburger was shown on the paper but instead of meat there was a piece of bait, the Fishes made faces of disgust
Chris: The ingredients are, Hamburger bun found in the Chef's kitchen, a tomato found in the garden, a lettuce near the plants, and finally a piece of fresh bait near the beach in a bucket, two people should go for one ingredient
Destiny takes Lilly's hand
Destiny: I'm going to Lilly with the bread!
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Destiny: I need to find that girl's problem so I can fix it.
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Lilly sighed
Lilly: Friends, first you have to them and after... they go away from you
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Vincent: I'll go get the lettuce.
Kerdan: I'll go for the tomato
Lacey: What?! Then I have to go for that disgusting bait?!
Chris: I'm sorry, you keep what you keep, Bears, you guys will...
Chris threw a picture at the Bears and they got to see it and saw a pizza with yellow pieces on it
Chris: Pizza with pineapple!
Most gasp in shock.
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Ferb: I love pizza, but...
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Sol: Pizza with pineapple!
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Lucas: NEVER! I'd rather lose than risk my dignity
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Lucas: Forget it Mr. McTonto, you've gone too far with this!
Chris: Hmm, okay, just one question, have you ever tried pizza with pineapple?
The Bears looked at each other and then at Chris.
Bears: NO!
Chris: So it's no excuse to refuse, besides, the judge is the one who has to eat it, you don't
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Kristine: I have respect for that person
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Chris: The flour for the dough will be close to the ground, you may have to dig, the tomato sauce is also very hidden in the garden, the cheese will be near the west side, be careful with the thieving rats, and finally the pineapple will be in one of the palm trees near the beach
Sok: I ask for the pineapple
Ferb: I ask for the tomato
Kristine: I ask for the cheese.
Jude and Debbie look at each other
Debbie: I guess we'll go for the flour.
Jude: Um, right.
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Jude: Yes, my first date!
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Debbie: Jude is fine, I could use some company.
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Chris: Now that everyone has their positions, go get your ingredients...NOW!
Chris honked the horn, and everyone but Lucas and Maxime ran to different sides of the island.
Kerdan(Fishes[Tomato])
Kerdan walked to a large orchard and found a tomato plant
Kerdan: Piece of cake
Kerdan walked over to the tomatoes and picked one up but realized it was being bitten by a rabbit.
Kerdan: Hey, get your stupid claws off me...!
The angry rabbit started to bite him, Kerdan ran away, then the rabbit turned and saw Ferb nearby and started chasing after him.
Ferb: AH STOP, I JUST WANTED TOMATO SAUCE, AH!
Destiny and Lilly (Fishes[Bun])
Destiny and Lilly approached Chef's kitchen.
Destiny: Okay, you stay here and watch, I'll sneak up on the bun
Destiny then walked into the kitchen leaving Lilly sighing.
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Destiny: I want to become Lilly's friend and try to fix her "problem", and what better way to do that than by playing the first step.
Destiny played a note on her guitar.
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Kristine (Bears[Cheese])
Kristine walked through the woods, trying to find her ingredient, until there was a large piece of cheese on top of a giant mousetrap.
Kristine: Ha, like I'm going down like those silly sewer rodents.
Kristine carefully grabbed the cheese so as not to trigger the trap.
Kristine: Piece of cake, now back to...
Kristine then noticed a bunch of mice around her that were looking at her with angry eyes.
Kristine: Um, hello?
Sol (Bears[Pineapple])
Back in the forest clearing, Sol arrives holding a pineapple and putting it on the table, then she notices Lucas mixing some sauces.
Sol: What are you doing?
Lucas: I'm making my special sauce, we need some Latin touch here
Sol: What? Oh no no no, you are not going to put anything in the food, just put what is in the picture
Lucas: I'm not going to do it just like that, do you want to try it, cobarte?
Sol: Um, what?
Lucas: Cook that awful thing now or you'll see!
Chris was watching from a distance
Chris: Looks like the drama is starting to heat up, who will come up with the perfect disgusting food? Find out when we get back to Total... Drama... Brutal-er!
Commercial Break
Lacey(Fishes[Bait])
It is shown near the beach, Lacey taking a bucket of bait, seeing him gag trying not to vomit
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Lacey: No, I'm not one of those weak blondes, just face it, the bait is gross!
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Lacey was walking through the woods holding the bucket, with a distance
?: HELP!
Lacey heard the scream of a cave, when she entered it she found Kristine tied to the wall.
Lacey: Kiki, what happened?!
Kristine: It was the rats, they tied me up for insulting them!
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Kristine: Now I can never insult a rat again in my life.
Kristine shivered in fear.
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Lacey: Rats?!
A group of rats started running in Lacey's direction.
Lacey: AHHHHHHHHH!
Lacey ran out of the cave screaming at the top of her lungs.
Kristine: WAIT, COME BACK!
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Lacey: Just to be clear, I'm not afraid of rats! I just don't want to be infected with their "germs", yes that is.
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Destiny and Lilly (Fishes[Bun])
Back outside Chef's kitchen, Destiny came out the door with a bag of hamburger buns, she noticed that Lilly wasn't there.
Destiny: Huh, Lilly?
Destiny searched and searched until she saw Lilly with a camera next to a butterfly.
Destiny: Lilly?
Lilly: DESTINY!
Lilly slammed her camera behind her back.
Destiny: Are they taking photos?
Lilly: Um, no.
Lilly smiled sheepishly, Destiny looked at her for a moment.
Destiny: Hmm, well, I already have the bread, let's go back to Maxime
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Destiny: Pictures, that's right, I just need to back her up on that and then she'll learn to smile!
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Back in the clearing, so far Kerdan, Ferb, Vincent, Lacey had arrived, and just then Lilly and Destiny arrived with the bread.
Maxime: Finally!
Mix together all the ingredients
Maxime: It's magic time!
Lucas: Wait, it's time for me to cook!
Chris: Calm down tiger, until all the companions come with their ingredients, it's not time to cook
Sol: Ugh, where's Kristine?!
Kristine: EXCUSE ME?!
Sol turned around and saw Kristine with several scratches on her clothes and skin, she was currently holding the piece of cheese
Kristine: 1- I've been with the damn rats for two hours, and 2-...CALL ME KIKI!
Kristine furiously threw the cheese at Sol, sending him to the ground, seconds later Jude and Debbie arrived, both covered in dirt and holding a large sack of flour.
Sol: I was going to ask about you two
Ferb: Hey guys, what's all this dirt?
Lucas: Sure them were making the delicious
Jude and Debbie: WHAT?!
Jude exclaimed in shock and Debbie angrily
Debbie: Of course not! Only we got mad when we were digging in the dirt
Lucas: Suuuure
Lucas winked at Ferb and he smirked.
Sol: Enough of the talk! Lucas, start cooking this aberration
Lucas: With pleasure!
Lucas began to cook, at the same time that Maxime did, the latter saw Vincent approaching
Vincent: Wow, you cook very well, you should have a restaurant
Maxime: Wow! Seriously?!
Vincent: Sure, if you ever do, thank me.
Maxime: Um, I'll keep that in mind.
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Vincent: I only came here to spend the summer while they remodeled my summer house, but it seems that I can use that million to help my father's business and have his respect as heir, my plan will be to give these losers confidence in me, then once they trust each other, they will be eliminated, and the one who reaches the top... will be me
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Lucas and Maxime had finished their plate, with a drum covering it
Chris: Cooking time is up! It's time to present your dishes to the judge, and it's our Revenge Of The Island contestant today...Scott!
At a fancy table, Scott was sitting in a chair with a handkerchief eating
Scott: Hm hm hm, time to sink your teeth into something.
Chris: First, the Artificial Fishes dish!
Maxime approached holding the plate covered by the bass drum.
Maxime: Here you go with my own hands...bait burger
Maxime revealed the dish that it was a normal hamburger, only the beef was replaced by a piece of bait, Scott looked at this without any emotion.
Scott: Pff, big deal, I can eat almost anything I put my mind to.
Scott took a small bite of the burger and suddenly went blank.
Maxime: Um...?
Scott: It's...delicious!
Scott started eating the hamburger, some pieces coming out of his mouth
Lacey: Hey, eat with your mouth shut, you filthy pig!
Scott: Wow, calm down princess, you don't want me to drop points for your team, okay?
Kerdan: Ha, "princess", good one, Scott!
Scott: Thanks, I'll give you a good score
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Kerdan: Wow, I had the approval of a strategist, although well, I'm not going to be evil like him, right?
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Chris: Now, it's the Robotic Bears' home plate turn.
Lucas: This time, sir, I'm going to serve you...pizza with pineapple
Scott: What, are you kidding me?!
Lucas: I'm sure it will disgust you, but I've modified this pizza like no other, something so big that it will change culinary life... FOREVER!
Lucas began to laugh evilly at the top of his lungs, while Scott and the other campers looked at the fighter with nervous looks, Lucas stopped laughing and revealed on a plate, it was a pizza with cheese on top and grilled pineapple slices
Scott: Hmm, I'll give it a try...
Scott took a slice and took a bite, chewing and chewing until his eyes widened.
Scott: Wow, this tastes good!
The Bears gave hopeful smiles as Lucas crossed his arms with a triumphant grin.
Lucas: Your see?, I told you that...
Scott: Wait a minute, this tastes a bit...
Scott's face turned red and suddenly...
Scott: HOT!
Scott cried out in pain, rolling on the ground before running away into the woods
Debbie: What was that?
Lucas: I don't know, I don't...
In Lucas's pocket, a can fell, Jude took it and saw its label
Jude: "Extra hot sauce, warning: never eat with pineapple"
Chris: Wow, it's the revenge of the pineapples since season 3, high-five Chef!
Chris extended his palm towards Chef, who simply rolled his eyes.
Sol angry grabbed Lucas by the mask
Sol: Idiot, I told you not to put anything on the pizza
Lucas: But I didn't put hot sauce in my special sauce!
Ferb: Then why did you laugh like that?
Kristine: Yeah, you sure wanted to do something bad to Scott, right?
Lucas: Um...?
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Lucas: Rayos, I didn't do anything, I laughed that way to get attention, ugh, now I understand why they tell you that you never imitate anything on television
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Chris: Well, since Scott is not here we have to think objectively... the Fishes won this challenge!
The Fishes began to cheer
Chris: I'm going to need both teams at the elimination ceremony, and by the way...has anyone seen Scott?
The scene fades to show Scott near a lake, drinking the water like a dog until he recovered.
Scott: Phew, that's fine...
Scott noticed some bubbles in the lake.
Scott: Um, what is...?
The creature came out of the lake, showing its malevolent smile towards its archenemy.
Scott: AHHH, FANG!
Scott started running while being chased by Fang
Elimination Ceremony
At the elimination ceremony, all the teams were sitting at the campfire
Chris: Super flop today, Bears, huh? Now, the ones who are safe are Kristine...
Kristine: Kiki! Moron!
Kristine took her marshmallow with annoyance at the host.
Chris: Whatever, Ferb, Jude and Debbie, you guys safe too.
The aforementioned caught their marshmallows with relief, only Sol and Lucas remained.
Chris: Now there are only two left, Sol, it seems that you have become a Lacey 2.0
Lacey: Hey!
Chris: And Lucas, your culinary art attempt was a disaster.
Lucas put on a sad look
Chris: Anyway, the Molten Marshmallow of Defeat is going to...
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Chris: Lucas!
Lucas: Oh rayos...
Chef threw the marshmallow hitting Lucas in the face
Lucas: Ow!
Chris: And for those Fishes who may be wondering what they're doing here, well, I need a team volunteer for a special reward.
Vincent got up from the seat and walked over to Chris.
Vincent: I offer myself for the reward, sir.
Chris: Great, your reward is... spending the night in the darkest part of the forest with all the wild animal robots on the island!
Vincent: Oh come on, isn't that a reward?
Chris: Yes, it is, since in that part of the forest the McLean Statuette of Invincibility is hidden, find it and you will be safe
Vincent: Oh, in that case, I accepted
Kerdan: Ugh, now he tells us.
The Chef took Kerdan to the forest
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Kerdan: I have to stop that guy, I feel like he's up to something, strategist against strategist.
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On the cliff, Lucas was in the canyon
Chris: Any final words, Lucas?
Lucas: Yeah...jodete, McLean, estas tan MUERTOOOOOOOOO...
Chris pressed the button and sent Lucas flying over the horizon.
Chris: Well, it seems that the Latino couldn't be here any longer, which team is going to get up now? Will it be the loser or the winner? Find out next time in Total... Drama... Brutal-er!
The camera showed outside the spa, the Fishes were walking towards the entrance of the spa, Kerdan took Lacey's arm and led her to a corner.
Lacey: Now what do you want, jerk?!
Kerdan: I'm not here to fight, we need to talk about Vincent, he's acting very suspicious today
Lacey: Pff, please, what could he do to not trust him?
The camera cuts to the forest, where Vincent was sitting on a trunk while looking at the ground without any emotion, a firefly began to fly around and when he saw it he began to slowly form an evil smile until the insect settled on his fingers, he saw the firefly remembering today
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Vincent was watching Lucas preparing his sauce in a bowl, at one point Lucas fixed his eyes elsewhere, Vincent quickly looked around so that no one would see him and in the blink of an eye, he took hot sauce and poured it into luke's sauce
Then at the moment when Lucas took his plate and walked towards the table, Vincent quickly put the hot sauce in his pocket.
Then at the moment where Lucas is accused, in the distance Vincent is shown smiling when he sees the scene
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Vincent then looked ahead showing a small evil smile as the screen went black.
End Episode
Votes:
Ferb-Lucas
Jude-Lucas
Sol-Lucas
Kristine-Lucas
Debbie-Lucas
Lucas-Sol
Teams:
Artificial Fishes: Destiny, Vincent, Lacey, Maxime, Lilly, Kerdan
Robotic Bears: Sol, Nebbie, Kristine, Jude, Ferb
Elimination Order:
14-Billie (The Crazy Girl)
13-Sakura (The Eastern Girl)
12-Lucas (The Latin Wrestler)
Conclusion
Now a new weekly chapter, the challenge was a cooking challenge (none of the challenges from the reviews convinced me, sorry) and if you saw the title of the episode and the phrase that Lucas says, you will understand a reference to a certain movie
In the episode there was a surprise, a cameo from Scott, and surely there will be more cameos from ROTI contestants, at first this happened to me but then I rejected it, but thinking about it a bit and seeing the theme of the challenge, I decided to do it, it's a little late doing it now (Lightning could appear in the previous episode) but then I realized something... THIS IS MY FANFIC, AND WHEN I WANT I FUCK IT! ...OK no
Regarding the elimination, Lucas, the Latino on duty is gone, in reality, Lucas was rejected in his request, but when there was no male Oc, I had to accept it, although it did not last long, although it is funny, there was already this in the fanfic of its creator (sorry, dude, but it had to go for the plot to work)
As for the characters, Destiny begins to understand Lilly, Jude and Debbie begin to get closer, Kerdan and Lacey seem to form an "alliance", and Vincent reveals himself as the villain in his first sabotage pretty well in my opinion.
The next challenge will be something that popped into my head and wanted to write it down, a big "scare" for the campers with a big twist, expect it possibly next Friday