Episode 5, Drama Queen

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Brutal-er, our campers went looking for some puzzle pieces while facing their biggest fears, only this time they had to face each other's fears, Kerdan met Billie, Debbie He gave Sierra a big hit, and Kristine had a great session with Lightning, in the end the Bears were losers and as Ferb prevented from helping his team due to his immature fear of thunder, his teammates eliminated him off the island, they can Bears defeat the Fishes before they are down to one? Hopefully whether or not depends on perspective, right here on Total... Drama... Brutal-er!

Intro

It was a nice day on Pahkithew Island, the scene starts showing the girls bathroom, where all the girls from Fishes and Bears were there.

Lacey was minimally sitting at the sink looking at the other girls, as was Lilly who was far away in a corner, both were looking at the others putting on makeup or doing their hair

Destiny: Wow, you look lovely, Debb!

Debbie: Thanks, you look good too, Desi

Destiny: I'm applying this makeup that stars apply, so I'll look prettier!

Krsitine: I know, now that I'm away from my father, I can wear whatever makeup I want, yay!

Lacey rolled her eyes in irritation.

Lacey: Ugh, makeup and grooming, totally unnecessary.

Lilly: Right, being judged on your looks is so superficial.

Destiny: Wow Lilly, you finally said something with more dedication!

Lilly blushed with embarrassment and tried to ignore her.

Lacey: I know I care a little about my appearance, but I'm not going to put on makeup either, I'm not one of those delicate little ones like you

Kristine: Come on, have some fun, not all the time we can do whatever we want.

Destiny: Also, I'm ready to be the new star!

Destiny pulled out her guitar and played a solo, which was so loud it broke the bathroom mirror in front of her.

Destiny: Whoops...

Debbie gasped

Debbie: You broke a mirror in front of you, it's a sign of bad luck!

Lacey: Pff, do you really believe in that?

Destiny: Right, it's just a mirror, what could go wrong?

A sound from the bathroom window that was upstairs was heard, the girls looked at the window and there was nothing, they shrugged their shoulders and continued with their business

Outside the bathroom, behind the window, the remaining boys, except for Kerdan, were huddled together against the window.

Vincent: Man, the girls in this season are so hot.

Maxime: Right, they are very cute

Sol: None of them are crazy, except for Billie, but she's not here anymore, so I love them all

Jude: Right, I think Debbie is the best, because...

Maxime: Because you like it!

Jude: What?!

Sol: Don't do it, we all know that you are fascinated by Cody's cousin

Jude: Well, I admit it.

Vincent: Don't worry my friend, if you want some girl advice, you know where to find me.

Jude: Um, thanks I guess.

Kerdan: Hey guys, what's up?

Kerdan walked up to them with some dirt after the night in exile.

Maxime: We are talking about which girl is better, in my opinion, Destiny is great in every way

Vincent: I think Lilly is.

Sol: Isn't she the one who gets depressed a lot?

Vincent: I think she has potential and when she uses it she will be the best.


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Vincent: Of course not. Once I get that girl to trust me, I'll win it all.

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Kerdan: In that case, I'm going to Lacey

Maxime: Don't you guys fight a lot?

Kerdan: Ha, she fights with me because she knows why I'm the most handsome for her

Sol: Yes, for a court

Sol scoffed, Kerdan glared at him.

Kerdan: And who do you support?

Sol: Well, Kiki is the only one left, also if you didn't see her yesterday she was very hard, she is much stronger than the other girls

Maxime: Your girls are not the best, mine here, I just wrote it here

Maxime showed the wall written with a marker in his hand

Jude: Dude, just writing something doesn't make it true.

Sol: Either way, Kiki is the best.

Kerdan pushed Sol a little

Sol: Hey!

Kerdan: Back off, man!

Sol made a jump and with fists in the direction of Kerdan

Sol: What if you back off?!

Kerdan made the same pose towards Sol

Kerdan: You better do it!

Maxime: AYAYAYAYA!, AHHHHHHHH...back off

Maxime made a ninja pose towards both of them.

Jude: What, are you guys going to fight or dance?

The three looked at each other and left their poses

Kerdan/Sol/Maxime: Nuh, I think to dance

Vincent: Gentlemen, gentlemen, don't fight, let's find the best way to fix this

Kerdan: Well, there's only one way to fix this...

Maxime: WE'LL PUT THE GIRLS IN A CAGE! Five will go in, one will go out! Five will go in...one will go out

Maxime looked down embarrassed while the others looked at him strangely

Kerdan: Ahem, like I was saying, there's only one morally acceptable way to fix this...a beauty pageant.

Vincent/Sun/Jude/Maxime: Huh?

Kerdan: Here's the deal, the girl who wins this contest will make the person who bet on her win $75 dollars out of our pocket, what do you say?

The boys looked at each other and then put their hands together.

Guys: Deal!


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Kerdan: Even if I can't win $1,000,000, maybe I can have a few extra dollars, winning is winning

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Kerdan: Alright, does anyone have any questions?

Maxim raised his hand.

Kerdan: Yes, Max?

Maxime: The question must be related to this contest?

Kerdan: Yes, that's right, any other questions?

Maxime raised his hand again.

Kerdan: Yes, Max?!

Maxime: Pizza is really a...?

Kerdan: OK, OK, no questions? Ok, now I declare the contest started!

Chris: Speaking of contests, it's challenge time, meet me on stage in 5 minutes!

The scene fades out showing the campers gathered in what was a stage similar to the talent show from the first season, on the floor of the stage there were three suitcases

Chris approached the campers in his classic blue tuxedo.

Chris: Welcome, beautiful contestants, the challenge is special just for you, the girls will be the only ones who will participate today

The girls were excited, while most of the boys were disappointed and others did not care.

Kerdan: And why are only girls participating today?

Chris: Because today we're doing a beauty pageant!

Kristine, Destiny and Debbie were excited to hear that, Lilly didn't care, while Lacey was shocked by it

Lacey: What?! A beauty pageant?! Nuh huh, no way will I participate in this silly challenge!

Chris: Not even for a million dollars?

Lacey thought for a moment and then sighed in annoyance.


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Lacey: Stupid beauty pageants, mates in house, if you're seeing me in a fucking dress...don't you dare make fun of me!

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Destiny: Yeah, I'll finally be able to show off my rocking skills.

Suddenly Destiny falls into the toilet, moaning in disgust.

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Debbie: At least I can teach those brats Tiffany and Abigail a lesson, there is someone who is a better cheerleader than their

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Lilly sighed

Lilly: Competitiveness and betrayals, what could be worse?

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Kristine: My dad has never let me in a pageant, but now that I can be in a pageant of a pageant I will show him that I can win my freedom.

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Maxime: Wait, why only girls?

Chris: Because it's a "beauty pageant", only for women

Maxime: Damn, I wanted to participate.

The boys give her strange looks

Maxime: I have male hormones, guys, I'm just complaining that men can't participate in this...it's just "feminist"

Chris: If I were you, I wouldn't say something like that, the internet community is more sensitive than ever.

Maxime swallowed nervously.

Vincent: So if the girls are going to participate in a beauty pageant, we will be the judges?

Chris: Yes...and no, to avoid favoritism, we brought the three most beautiful girls from Revenge Of The Island!, aka, our judges today, our first judge is the Indie powerhouse...Zoey!

The suitcase on the right opened revealing Zoey letting out confetti.

Zoey: Surprise!

Zoey accidentally swallowed some of the confetti and started coughing.

Lacey: Ugh, great, they brought in the sugar addict.

Chris: The next judge is the Jersey Shore reject...Anne Maria!

The center suitcase was opened revealing Anne Maria applying hairspray, as she left, a cloud of hairspray spread towards the campers who began to cough.

Jude: Too much hairspray can be harmful to the ozone layer!

Jude coughed

Anne Maria: Nuh, that's just a myth

Chris: And the last judge is everyone's favorite Fame monger...Dakota!

Kerdan/Debbie/Maxime/Kristine: WHAT?!

The four exclaimed in shock and very scared upon hearing the name of the person

The suitcase on the left began to move to open, suddenly Maxime threw himself onto the stage and covered the suitcase trying not to let it open.

Maxime: Come on guys, help me!

Kerdan and Sol joined him and began to push the suitcase down

Sol: Strong, her won't be open!

The other campers watched the scene, some of them laughed and others were worried.

Destiny: Guys, stop, you're going to do what...!

Suddenly the suitcase was destroyed making a large cloud of dust, avoiding seeing the suitcase, the three boys flew off the stage, inside the cloud a female silhouette was seen leaving and she opened her angry eyes which glowed red

Destiny, Debbie and Jude recoiled scared, the latter two inadvertently hugging each other, the cloud of dust vanished showing a coughing Dakota, she for some reason was normal again, with the only difference that her hair was shorter

Dakota: What the hell were they doing?! I was drowning there!

Those who watched the fourth season were surprised by the normal form of the blonde

Debbie: Are you back to normal?

The blonde nodded still angry.

Dakota: Who was it that wanted to close my exit?

They all pointed their fingers at Maxime, who was on the ground stunned by the fall.

Maxime noticed Dakota approaching him threateningly, he tried to back away but he was very sore.

Maxime: Don't crush me!

Chris: Alright girls, calm down, let's start this pageant, who the winner will become...Miss Total Drama

Kerdan: Wait, that's what we were doing, McLean, you stole it!

Chris: What's yours is mine.

Lacey: What were you doing?

Kerdan: Um, nothing.

Kerdan replied nervously

Chris: We will do some tests to know which girl from each team will participate in the contest, first round... Speed

The scene shows Debbie walking on a big hill without any distraction, on top of the hill, Chris and the other boys were watching the cheerleader, Chris took out a control and moved the grain down

Suddenly the ground of the hill began to move backwards, to the surprise of Cody's cousin.

Debbie: Uh, what's going on?!

Chris moved the grain more and the ground of the hill started to move back faster, Debbie started running to keep from going back.

Debbie: AH HELP!

Debbie ran further and further, avoiding various obstacles like trees or animals, Jude looked at Kerdan with a look of victory, Kerdan rolled his eyes.

Kerdan: Well, you win this one.

Chris moved the granule forward, causing the hill to go up fast and Debbie, running, was shot off the island.

Chris: The Chef will go to look for her, the next one is Desi, in the Reflections challenge

Maxime looked at the others with a competitive look.

The scene cuts to the forest, where Destiny was happily walking, until a rock hits her head causing her to fall to the ground.

The camera moves to the left to show the other boys hiding in a bush, Maxime watched the scene holding a rock while smiling.

Jude: I think we should warn you, this seems very unfair.

The scene shows Destiny walking again, now with her hand on her sore head, suddenly a rock hit her back causing her to fall on her face.

Maxim: Watch out!

Maxime warned from afar

Jude: Ok, what you have to do is yell before you throw the rock.

Maxim: Good idea.

Maxime ran to the other side and stood in front of Destiny.

Max: WATCH OUT!

Destiny, already up, looked prepared to where Maxime was, and then a rock from the other side hit her head, leaving her unconscious as she fell to the ground, the boys and Chris approached the fallen rocker

Jude: You should have yelled where you would throw the rock!

Chris: Let's give him points for surviving this, next Lilly...Strength

The scene cuts to Lilly walking near the bottom of a hill, up the hill. Vincent was pushing a large boulder to the bottom of the hill, and dropped it towards Lilly, who noticed and held onto the boulder, much to Lilly's surprise. Chris and the other boys who were hiding in a tree

Lilly resisted and resisted until she managed to lift the rock, Chris and the boys widened their eyes in shock, Vincent approached them

Vincent: See, I told you I had potential

Kerdan glared at him, and then he and the others walked away, Vincent approached Lilly, who effortlessly dropped the rock on the ground.

Lilly: That rock would be very light.

Vincent: Yes, because it was made of foam, I'll help you win this contest if you want

Lilly: What? Isn't that cheating?

Vincent: It is, but if you lose, everyone will vote for you, kicking you out of the game without any chance of meeting them, plus you have to do questionable things to succeed.

Lilly sighed sadly.

Lilly: Fine, but I'll feel bad most of the time...which I already do.

Lilly walked away very sad from Vincent, who, seeing that he couldn't hear him, began to laugh evilly and then sighed

Vincent: Cheating

(A montage begins, the song is from the series "The Amazing World Of Gumball" from the episode "The Mothers")

Images of the girls looking determinedly at the camera are shown

Zoey moved around the field holding a rounds sign

Zoey: Round four...Agility

Chef is shown spilling grease all over the lawn, the scene changes to Debbie walking towards the oily area.

~To fight and to triumph as queen, nothing will defeat her, after one step she takes the wind in the tide, and nobody will tell her what to do~

When Debbie stepped on the greasy grass, she began to lose her balance and began to slip several times and fall to the ground, but she managed to get up, she slipped in the final part but managed to catch herself with her hands and land on her feet out of the grease, she looked at the ground with an angry face and then he left

The boys were watching this from hiding in a bush, Jude winked at Kerdan, who rolled his eyes.

~Singular mystery, history will go on~

Lilly was then seen walking emotionlessly looking down at the ground, when she walked towards the grease she managed to skid on the slippery floor still leaving the same soulless expression as always.

Vincent gave a smile to the boys, who looked at him jealously.

~Her be in control~

Destiny tried to cross one foot slowly over the grease, but then slipped face first onto the floor, letting her makeup dissolve into the grease

The boys looked at the scene in shock, except Maxime, who gave a triumphant smile, to the surprise of her mates

Zoey was then shown now in a green ball gown holding the sign and jumping.

Zoey: Round five...Forbearance!

~The best of the best, there is no one to defeat her, there is no one to avoid it~

Lacey is shown near a tree branch, which under a squirrel, who began to touch her cheek several times, the motocycler girl rolled her eyes as the squirrel continued to touch her

Zoey: Round 9...Honesty!

~A girl is wonderful, the best among the best, there is no achievement who achieves it~

Destiny walked near a tree playing her guitar, in a bush, Vincent threw a rock towards a honeycomb, which fell from the branch and the bees came out who began to sting Destiny while she ran away

Zoey: Round 13... Intelligence!

~And make it to the top...~

Kristine was working with a rubik cube, after several failed attempts, the girl just dropped the cube on the ground and crossed her arms in annoyance.

Zoey: Round twen...

Anne Maria: What are you doing?! And with those feet?!

Zoey: I make the contest a real show, do I do it well?

Anne Maria: No, that's how the leg moves...

Anne Maria started doing various jumping poses, Zoey then imitated her movement

Zoey: Round twenty...Resistance!

Anne Maria rolled her eyes

~Breaking down every wall against precision~

Debbie manages to get an apple out of a tree but as all the apples fall on top of her in a big pile, she sticks her hand out of the pile holding the apple.

Zoey: Coordination!

~Conquer every world always with courage~

Lilly walks through the woods while the boys try to throw things at her but she manages to dodge it, Vincent winks at her approvingly much to her disappointment.

Zoey: Compassion!

~Firm and without giving in, containing all the pain~

Destiny lies face down on a puddle, letting some ducks walk over her like a bridge, when she was about to get up, a moose stands on her, causing her great pain.

Zoey: Toughty!

~Everyone knows who is the best, the best among the best, there is no one to defeat her, there is no one to avoid it~

Lacey walked up the big hill holding shopping bags while the other boys put things in the bags making them heavier while Lacey struggled to keep up.

Zoey: Support!

~A girl is a wonderful, the best among the best, there is no achievement who achieves it~

Lilly ran while several interns sprayed her with perfume, what no one knew is that she was wearing a mask to avoid the perfume, Vincent watched the scene smiling vilely

Zoey: Sensitivity!

Destiny was sitting on a bench about to play a piano, but when she plays a note the piano collapses and starts to catch fire to the rocker's terror.

Zoey: Diplomacy!

Kristine took a shirt out of a box and suddenly Debbie and Lilly try to take it from her, causing a big fight between the three of them.

Zoey: Mad Skills!

Destiny curiously picks up an acorn from the ground and is suddenly run over by a shopping cart.

Zoey: Patience!

Lacey was carefully fixing a dress, but the needle accidentally sticks in the wrong place and ruins the clothes, then Lacey rips the dress and screams in anger.

Zoey: Bravery...Honesty...Knowledge...!

(End montage)

The scene now cuts to the girls lined up on the stage

Chris: Alright, here are the results, the girl who will compete for the Bears will be...Debbie!

The Bears celebrated Debbie who was excited


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Debbie: Wow...I'm going to be in a beauty pageant!

Debbie squealed with joy.

Debbie: Take that Tiffany and Abigail! Who's the loser now?

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Jude was delusional in love

Jude: Debb...walking on the runway...na...

Jude realized what he was going to say.

Jude: Never mind

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Chris: And the girl who will be participating for the Fishes is...Lacey!

Lacey was shocked at this.


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Lacey: Me in a beauty pageant?! NOOOOOOOO! Ugh! Why did I have to win all the challenges?!

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Chris: One of these ladies will be crowned Miss Total Drama, who will it be, find out after we get back...

Commercial Break

The two girls had met on stage

Chris: Very good, finalists, this beauty pageant will consist of three parts, Dress, Personalities and Talent, in each round the judges will give you points, the one with the most points at the end will be crowned the winner, let's start with the dress, you will find backstage wardrobe, will be judged in 20 minutes, starting... now!


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Debbie: Great, I'm really good at dresses, I designed my own cheerleading uniform.

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Lacey: Damn, I'm really bad at dresses, I can't even sew my own clothes, I guess I'll have to tell someone to pick it out for me, but I hope it's not girly or it's dead

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Vincent: That girl will look good that, my mom always watched Miss Universe, so this is very easy

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The stage begins to light up showing Chris in his tuxedo holding a microphone.

Chris: Welcome to the Miss Total Drama beauty pageant!

The other campers applauded from the stands.

Chris: Our two beautiful ladies today will walk down the runway being judged by our ROTI judges!

The three female judges saluted from a table in front of the stage

Chris: First presenting from the Robotic Bears...it's Debbie!

Debbie came out of the curtain looking different, she was now wearing a long red ball gown, her brown hair was pulled back and she had big red heels on.

The girls and several of the boys were surprised, especially Jude who looked at her slowly with loving eyes every time the cheerleader took a step.

Debbie walked the catwalk striking various poses towards the judges, who were surprised by her appearance.

Debbie stood in front of the stage smiling.

Chris: That was a great first impression, let's see what the judges say...

Zoey gave a 10, Dakota gave a 9, and Anne Maria gave a 5.5.

Debbie: A 5.5?!

Anne Maria: Nuh, those heels aren't as fabulous as mine, plus there can only be one red and that's mine

The two girls next to her rolled their eyes

Chris: Now, hand in hand with the Artificial Fishes...it's Lacey!

No one came out of the curtains

Chris: It's Lacey!

Neither did anyone come out of the curtains

Chris: If you don't want the million dollars, don't go out!

Lacey finally came out and looked different, she was wearing the same dress as Debbie only this one was light green, her hair had a bow of the same color, and she had blue heels, the girl was not really in the mood and just walked down the catwalk with anger

Kerdan burst out laughing as Lacey growled, glaring at him.

Lacey walked down the catwalk and started to head back to the stage and at one point she saw a puddle of mud on the floor and she thought of something.


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Lacey: I don't want my team to lose but I also don't want to be humiliated in front of the whole club!

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Lacey spun off the catwalk and landed in the mud, the campers and judges gasping.

Lacey is now covered in mud from head to toe, getting all over her clothes and body dirty, but she was taking it better and wallowing like a pig.


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Lacey: Yeah, that was humiliating, but I'd rather do that a thousand times than look like a pretty stupid

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Lacey got up from the puddle and started to shake her hair to remove the dirt, but a drop of mud fell on the hair of one of the judges

Anne Maria: AHHH, MY HAIR MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR, GET THAT BITCH OUT OF THERE, SHE'S GET -1,000,000 POINTS!

Lacey smiled victoriously and walked up to the bleachers with the others.

Lacey: Wow, I look like a mess, I guess we'll need a "replacement"

Lacey winked at Chris, who shrugged.

Chris: Anyway, we still need to continue the show, Destiny, go change!

Destiny with a bag of ice raised her hand in victory

Destiny: Yeah...Ow!


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Destiny: Looks like my luck can get better now.

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Chris: Now to the next round, Personality!

The Chef put a microphone in front of the catwalk

Chris: Each of our judges will ask you a question, and you must answer it honestly and completely at your discretion, then they will determine who has the better personality.

Debbie walked to the stage and walked over to the microphone.

Chris: The first question is from Zoey.

Zoey: What kind of guy would you like to fall in love with?

Debbie: Well, a lot of cheerleaders would look at popular, muscular guys, but for me, it's kind of special, because my cousin Cody said something to me, "it doesn't matter how weird a person is, as long as they have a real heart for you, he's worth it"

Debbie said as she looked at Jude smiling, he who blushed, Zoey gave a smile at the cheerleader's response

Chris: Now we go with Anne Maria

Anne Maria: How much do you care about your hair?

Debbie: Well, I wouldn't mind that much, except if I don't want my classmates to make fun of me when they see me bald.

Anne Maria: I understand you girl

Chris: And finally, Dakota.

Dakota: If someone you love would somehow... mutated, would you still love he?

Kerdan: What kind of question is that?

Kerdan whispered to Vincent

Debbie: Well, if that form continues as it was before and is still nice, then yes!

Dakota gave the cheerleader a sweet smile.

Chris: Now give your scores!

Zoey gave a 10, Anne Maria gave a 6 and Dakota a 10

The Bears started cheering for the high score

Chris: Now it's Desi's turn, The Rocker!

Destiny walked off the stage, now wearing a pink ball gown, she walked over to the microphone.

Chris: Now answer the same questions that they said before, first it's Zoey

Destiny: I would love a guy who is honest, kind and above all who loves music.

Chris: Anne Maria?

Destiny: If I were at a special concert, yes, haircuts can define a musician's personality.

Chris: And Dakota?

Destiny: Of course, in fact, being a mutant is cool!

Anne Maria: Ha, what a stupid comment.

Destiny: Excuse me? Could a lady tell me what she said?

Dakota: Don't mind her, she just...

Kerdan: She said ladies, not monsters dressed as ladies.

Dakota gasped in offense, while Anne Maria laughed out loud, the fame monger stood up from her seat angrily and began to approach the stands.

Chris: Man, I ask you to apologize to her, she can hurt you

Kerdan: Uh, look, I'm shaking with fear right now

Kerdan chuckled, until Dakota punched him in the face so hard it sent him flying through the air and fall into the same mud puddle Lacey fell into.

Lacey and a few people roared with laughter at the misfortune of the troublemaker.

Dakota: I knew I still had the touch


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Kerdan: Pff, big deal, still worth my joke

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Chris: Okay, enough jumping out of mud puddles, now give your scores damsels.

Zoey gave a 10, Anne Maria a 10 and Dakota a 9

Chris: Perfect score for the Fishes!

The Fishes began to cheer, except for Kerdan who was cleaning himself


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Destiny: Yeah, I knew it. I'm out of bad luck! I think this four-leaf clover Vincent gave me worked.

Destiny pulled a four leaf clover out of her pocket.

Destiny: Now I'm more confident than ever!

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Chris: Now, it's time for the final part...Talent!, it's time to show the skill of each one, first we have Debbie with her big cheer

The stage curtain parted, revealing Debbie now with some pom-poms.

Debbie: C-H-R-I-S! Who is the best host? It's Chris! Chris!

Debbie ends her cheer with an impressive split, everyone blanks except Chris who claps.

Chris: Wow, awesome! I should be a judge, I would have given it a 100, now it's time for the score

The three judges give a 0

Chris: What?! Why such a score to such a magnificent club that pays homage to me?!

Zoey: Honestly, we don't like you, and we don't like you either.

Chris: Kids these days don't know how to appreciate art anymore, anyway, now the Fishes can get up one last time, with Destiny, and their great rock song.

Destiny walked onto the stage holding her guitar.

Destiny: This will be a great honor for me, my team and Total Drama, 1...2...3...

Destiny started playing her guitar

Destiny: I Wanna Be...!

Suddenly a spotlight from above falls on her head and destroys the stage floor, she falls to the ground, everyone gasped in shock at the scene

Destiny: Ow, my head...

Chris: Hmm, that's weird, he wasn't supposed to have run out of luck.


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Vincent: I wonder how that spotlight could have fallen off?

Vincent took a pair of scissors out of his pocket and began to laugh evilly.

Vincent: If that Destiny is left out, she could leave Lilly to me so I could manipulate her, but to remove all suspicion that it was me, I was going to plant the evidence, but unfortunately it couldn't, why?

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Vincent whistling innocently approached the back of the judges, especially Dakota, he took out the scissors and slowly brought them towards her, but suddenly the blonde grabbed the heir's arm with a withering look

Dakota: LOOKING FOR SOMETHING?!

Vincent: NO, LET ME GO!

Vincent released Dakota's grip and she growled at him, Vincent walked away cursing under his breath at the blonde.


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Vincent: I guess I'll have to plant the evidence somewhere else, and I know someone who's starting to give me a lot of trouble.

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Kerdan: Because Vincent was having a fight with one of the judges? hmm, something is wrong

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Chris: Alright, the results are in and the winner of Miss Total Drama is...Debbie.

The Chef put a crown and gave a bouquet of flowers to a smiling Debbie, and also giving her a ribbon that said "Miss Total Drama", she walked while her companions began to cheer her

Kerdan: Wait a minute, where are the points we earned?!

Chris: Well, Destiny got a 10 for penalty, but because of Anne Maria's low score, the Fishes are about a zillion points short.

The Fishes except Lilly and Destiny glared at Lacey, who smiled nervously.


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Lacey: This is bad, I was going to ruin the challenge, not make everyone hate me.

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Jude got up on stage and approached Debbie.

Jude: Congratulations on winning the contest.

Debbie: Aww thanks, I have a prize for you too

Debbie approached the boy with glasses and gave him a big kiss on the lips, most of the girls like the two judges howled with love when they saw the scene

Dakota: They look so cute together

Zoey: Totally!

Anne Maria: Nuh, they won't last a week

Anne Maria said as she applied hairspray for the umpteenth time

Lilly sighed seeing the scene.

Lilly: Too bad I couldn't be a finalist.

Vincent: Don't worry, that doesn't take away from the fact that you're beautiful.

The depressed girl blushed at the manipulator's words.

Maxime walked over to Destiny, who was now in a wheelchair, heavily in a cast and with a black eye.

Maxime: You are the best girl here, at least in my heart.

Destiny: Noooooo, you are the best girl here!

Destiny said foolishly due by the injuries

Sol approached Kristine with a card.

Sol: Here's your card for the best girl, Kiki.

Kristine: Aww, thanks...

Sol suddenly tore the card in two and glared at Kristine, much to her confusion.

Kerdan walked over to Lacey.

Lacey: What do you want? Silly

Kerdan: We both fell into the same mud, we have a lot in common, how about a kiss, honey?

Lacey: Ugh, shut up!

Lacey kicked Kerdan's crotch, she walked away angrily, while the troublemaker looked at her grabbing his crotch

Kerdan: Yup, she is my type

Kerdan murmured smiling

Chris: Now Fishes, this time only the girls will be at risk of elimination, the boys will decide which of these rejects will be eliminated.

Elimination Ceremony

Chris: All right, Lilly, Lacey and Desi, they're in danger, but before I throw anyone down the canyon, I need a Bear for a night of exile.

Sol approached Chris running

Sol: Right here!

Chris: Well, the first girl to be safe is... Lilly.

Lilly caught her marshmallow with some guilt.

Chris: Now there are only two left, Lacey, your attempt to quit the contest caused your team to lose a ton of points.

Lacey was embarrassed by that.

Chris: And Destiny, you just got hurt the whole challenge.

Destiny hung her head aching with shame.

Chris: Now, the Molten Marshmallow of Defeat goes to...

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Chris: Destiny!

Chef threw the marshmallow at Destiny's leg, she screeched in pain as the marshmallow melted into the cast on her leg.

Chris: Since you are so injured, you will be taken out of a helicopter, can someone help the girl?

Lilly pushed Destiny out of the ceremony.

Lilly: I'm sorry you got eliminated.

Destiny: Don't worry, I'll get better, just try to follow your progress and be more positive

Lilly: I will, for you

Destiny: Goodbye, BFF

Lilly was surprised


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Lilly: My first friend, in real life

Lilly just sighed, only to then squeal with delight.

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Lilly: By the way, what about the clover?

Destiny: Oh, Vincent gave it to me, he said it would give me good luck, but I guess it didn't work.

Lilly: Vincent?


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Lilly: Trap...lucky clover...Vincent, this world has nothing make sense!

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Chris: I agree with that, nothing makes sense but that's fun, and there will be more fun next time in...Total...Drama...Brutal-er!

End Episode

Votes:

Kerdan-Destiny

Maxime-Lacey

Vincent-Destiny

Teams:

Artificial Fishes: Vincent, Lacey, Maxime, Lilly, Kerdan

Robotic Bears: Sol, Debbie, Kristine, Jude

Elimination Order:

14-Billie (The Crazy Girl)

13-Sakura (The Eastern Girl)

12-Lucas (The Latin Wrestler)

11-Ferb (The Curious Guy)

10-Destiny (The Rocker)

Conclusion

This chapter is the longest so far, and also the funniest so far, a Total Drama beauty pageant would have been interesting, although well, it's not so original here either, there is a fic called "Miss Total Drama" with this concept in it which is very interesting, take a look if you want

I was also based on an episode of one of my favorite series of all time, with the same dialogues and the same situations, and the same montage song, if you saw that episode, you will know what I mean

The cameos were triple, with Anne Maria, the Jersey Shore reject, I don't know what the hell Jersey Shore is and why they call her "rejected", we also have Dakota, don't even ask me how she returned to normal, since nobody cares or wants to know how it happened, and to Zoey, I didn't want to put cameos of contestants who had a lot of screen time, but here it is, which of them amused you the most?

Now to the elimination, Destiny, I loved the character here and in the fanfics of its author, but it had to be eliminated so that Lilly would be left alone now with Vincent, she will be able to realize the deception, and finally Jude and Debbie or the " Jebbie" was finally confirmed, how will the relationship be maintained? Find out in the next chapter that will be aquatic, happy Wednesday :3