Disclaimer: Don't own anything to do with Red Dwarf... Or a certain packet product.
Well this was cutting it fine! - Wrote this on Thursday night on a whim - Sian inspired me with her rantings, but Fanfic wouldn't upload it. Now Saturday, it's 9:45am (Yes I feel disorientated being up this early) and mum's dragging me off to the rel's very soon. - Just set timer record for Splitting Image stuff, and now gonna listen to byb music and watch what baybay stuff on my PC (all baybay DVDs packed of course!) till the dreaded 'Hurry up! We're leaving!' is yelled...
The Mission
Lister and Cat stood outside Kochanski's room in the dead of night. Lister listened carefully but on hearing Kochanski's soft breathing proving she was asleep, beckoned Cat to follow him into her room.
"What are we doing bud?" He asked with a yawn – As much as he would love to be in Officer BB's room, he had a lot of beauty sleep to catch up on.
"We are on a mission of utmost importance." Lister whispered back as he tiptoed into the room and began searching through cupboards and drawers as quietly as possible.
"Which is?" Cat whispered back from the doorway.
"To raid Krissy's room, and find the gem of all gems that I really, really need." Lister replied in a hushed tone as he continued to search.
Cat raised an eyebrow in a bemused manner. "Deodorant?" He asked, causing Lister to shoot him a combined glare/'Shut up!' expression.
"No…Custard Creams!" He said in triumph as he held up a battered looking packet of Custard Creams.
"Hey! Those are mine!" Kristine protested as she sat up with a start.
"RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!" Lister yelled as he clutched the packet of sacred biscuits, and ran off down the corridor.