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((A/N There are guests over, and here I am updatinge.e So anti-social... ANYWAY, you want to know what I found out today? That for work experiance, I'm going to the company 'golfing day' OO GOLF. That is, like, weird. I filled over 150 envelopes today. And blead in 3 places from paper cuts o.O Besides that, I ate subway for lunch, which made my stomach feel funny. The best thing about today is that I finally get to go to Kenjutsu! Hurrah!))

Note To Dyeh ---- I WIN!

Corruption

It was times like these that Kyo wished he had stayed at Hatori's… But that is a silly thought. He had only just left Hatori's… like… a few minutes ago. He had only just arrived at Shigure's. Why, you ask? Because, simply because it was Shigure's house. Thus Shigure was living in it.

"-And Kyo?"

"What now?"

Shigure blinked, "Why did you finally come home anyway?"

"There is a certain word in that idiotic comment: Home. This is where I live, Shigure."

"Oh. Yea. Silly me!" Shigure bonked his head and Kyo tried to get away from his attention, which did not work.

"Kyo? Kyo! Kyo, Hatori said on the phone that he made you clean the house for him – why don't you every clean my house? Don't you like your home to be clean and in one piece?" Shigure followed Kyo.

"…" Kyo walked faster in his circles around the house.

Shigure followed, "Oooooooooooooo, did you wear a little apron thing when you were cleaning Hatori's house? And have a little pink duster?" Kyo walked faster. "…OH-MY-GOSH Kyo! You didn't use a pink feather duster on Hatori instead of cobwebs, did you?"

Kyo went red, wishing that Shigure would just shut up and leave him alone.

"…Oh, the images!" Shigure stopped to drool at his mental image of Kyo in a maids dress armed with a pink feather duster and advancing on Hatori.

Kyo would have escaped Shigure in this moment, had he not been nearly jogging in circles about the house - all the cat managed to do was overlap Shigure.

"Kyo? Kyo, Hatori also said he could have made you do anything he wanted to," Shigure said suggestively.

"…What of it?" Kyo asked begrudgingly.

"Yay! He admitted it!" Shigure did a little dance as he followed Kyo, then brought his face right up next to Kyo's and the cat shuddered at the sudden close proximity of the dog. "Then was Hatori also right when he said that he didn't do anything… naughty… with you, when you were practically his… slave?"

"NO!" Kyo shoved Shigure into a wall, but the crafty man simply grabbed Kyo's hand and brought him down with him, "Ek!"

Shigure straddled the cat, "Now, you will tell me exactly what you did at Hatori's house… or else!" Shigure cackled in what he meant to be an evil way, but just sounded insane and vaguely like a bark.

"GET OFF ME!" Kyo's scream brought Tohru running.

"What- Oh! Kyo's back! Hello Kyo!" Tohru stood grinning like the idiot she was at Shigure sitting on Kyo before something clicked, "Um… why are you sitting on Kyo-kun, Shigure-san?"

"A wonderful question, my beautiful flower!" He turned to press against Kyo. "Kyo, I could tell Tohru what we are doing… me… sitting on top of you…"

Tohru waited patiently for an explanation to this unusual behaviour whilst Kyo very slowly processed the meaning behind Shigure's words.

"…You'll tell her you tripped?" Kyo finally asked, confused.

"I'll tell her I tripped on purpose," Shigure breathed in Kyo's ear, making the cat squirm.

"EKITY! That tickles! …Wait-" Kyo suddenly realised that unless he did something, Shigure was going to corrupt Tohru's mind! Oh the horror! Kyo could not let that happen! Shigure nodded at the comprehension on Kyo's face.

"Right, well, Tohru, it's like this. See, birds and bees-"

"Shut-up Shigure!" Kyo screamed, "I'll tell you, alright!"

Shigure grinned and made himself comfortable on his new pillow, as in, Kyo. "Nevermind, Tohru. Go back to washing cloths or whatever you do to amuse yourself."

"But… Shigure… I like birds and bees! Could you continue your story?" she asked hopefully.

Shigure was torn between corrupting Tohru and getting information out of Kyo, finally, he chose.

"You do! I like birds and bees too! We have something in common!"

"Yey! It is good to share a common interest!" Tohru squealed.

"Come and sit down, Tohru. Kyo is ever so comfortable…"

Tohru looked unconvinced, "But… Shigure, won't we squish Kyo-kun if we sit on him?"

"Don't worry, Tohru! Kyo-chan is used to being on the bottom!" Shigure happily put a hand over Kyo's loud mouth and patted a spot next to him on Kyo. After a bit of hesitation, Tohru took a seat on Kyo's thighs.

'Get off me!' Kyo tried to yell though Shigure's hand.

It was at this moment that Hatori walked into Shigure's hallway looking for Kyo. Upon seeing Shigure and Tohru sitting on Kyo, he grabbed Shigure's hair and pulled him off the red head, then with both Kyo and Tohru in tow, made for the door.

"Wait! Hatori! Where are you going!" Shigure cried from where he fell when Hatori let go of his hair.

Hatori did not even bother to answer Shigure, "Come, Tohru and Kyo. I'm not letting that perverted mutt near you… for as long as I can anyway."

"Ano… Hatori, what about Yuki?" Tohru asked.

"Yuki will be fine. It is you two that can't keep out of trouble," Hatori looked meaningfully at Kyo in particular.

"Hey! What does that mean!"

"Hey what? Shigure was sitting on you. That is dangerous and unhygienic for both you and Shigure."

"…Why is it unhygienic?" Tohru asked, confused.

"Shigure sitting on Kyo is unhygienic because Kyo never washes properly, and one never knows where Shigure has been." Hatori shuddered.

"Is that an insult, you damn-" Kyo had to think twice over his words before lamely ending with 'dragon', not 'rat'.

A sigh of frustration was heard from the doctor, 'God, what did I do to deserve this?' But, seeing as Hatori's God was Akito, and Akito was at that moment taking an afternoon nap, Hatori never got an answer for this.

"But… Yuki will be ok then, won't he?"

- - - - -

At Shigure's house

"Ayame, he is attempting to molest me again," Yuki sighed, coming into the room with Shigure following.

Ayame stood up and attempted to tower over Shigure, "Shigure! Is what I hear correct!"

Finding that Ayame was not on his side, for once, Shigure could only whimper in distress, "I'm sorry Aya! I won't do it again, I promise! But… but Aya! If I can't show my innermost desires to him, then who!"

The silver haired man paused to think, "Well… since I won't let you touch my little brother in a way that offends him… I shall have to be your counter-part!"

"Why Ayame!" Shigure gasped, "You are so noble to take such a sacrifice upon yourself!"

"Anything for you, Shii-chan!" Ayame sidled closer to Shigure.

As one, Shigure and Ayame turned to Yuki and pointed to the door, and the disgusted purple head hastily exited.

- - - - -

"Yuki will be fine Tohru, trust me," Hatori said tensely.