I-I can explain! This isn't what it looks like!

...yeah, okay, it actually is

I know I promised I would update the new chapter for the story that goes along with this before I updated this but...it was taking longer than I expected

I'll try harder next time! DX

Prowl: Ahem

Wheeliefan101: Aw, heck no! You ain't tacklin' me and forcin' me into disclaimin' this time! *pats football suit/gear which I happened to be wearing* Do your worst

Prowl: *shrug* Okay *whistles*

Grimlock: *in distance* Me Grimlock love playing Football!

Wheeliefan101: Wait, wha- D=

Dinobots: *run over Wheeliefan101* TOUCHDOWN!

Wheeliefan101: CAN'T...BREATH... D8

Prowl: Disclaim or I'll make them do it again

Wheeliefan101: Wheeliefan...101...doesn't own transformers or...intend this for...offense! *falls over* Oh, gosh!

Chapter 2: It's a contact sport

#11 Do not ask any Autobots where the bathroom
I really had to go
I was lost (the base is big)
So I had to ask Prowl
He then asked me WHAT a bathroom was and why I needed it
I then had to go through an embarrassing conversation
Prowl backed away from me slowly when I told him
I STILL haven't found where the bathroom is

#12 Do not go in front of the 'bots are watching something
Sideswipe and Sunstreaker were watching football (don't ask me why)
I had to walk in front of it to go to Optimus' office (I was in deep trouble)
The yelled at me and Sunstreaker actually SHOT AT ME!
Ratchet was not happy when he heard what had happened
He walked out with a wrench in hand
He didn't come back
I went in the rec room to see why
Turns out he was watching too
WHAT THE HAY?!
Why is the male gender so attracted to football?

#13 Holograms are not to be used to scare me
There I was, just chasing Cliffjumper around, yelling snappy comebacks at him
Unfortunately for me, the two terror twins had decided to help Cliffy
This random dude I had never seen before suddenly appeared
...right in front of me
So I had no time to get out of the way
But here's the twist
I RAN RIGHT THROUGH HIM
LIKE HE WAS A GHOST!
I, of course, screamed like a maniac, clinging to the thing nearest to me
Which happened to be Prowl
After Prowl had pried me off of himself, he told me a MILLION times there were no such things as ghosts
And he dragged the laughing twins and Cliffjumper off to the brig (ha ha!)
Then Hound told me all about holograms
Didn't understand a word of it...

#14 Never open a car door and scratch Sunstreaker's
So, it kinda went like this
I had to go somewhere
Sideswipe was driving me
Sunstreaker was next to us (I have no idea why)
This is how it happened:
Me: Sideswipe, please open your door
Sideswipe: You have two arms that work perfectly fine
Me: Arghhhhhh :( *opens door*
Sideswipe's door: *hits Sunstreaker and causes a scratch*
Me and Sideswipe: OoO!
Me: *slams door shut* DRIVE SIDESWIPE, DRIVE IF YOU HAVE ANY VALUE FOR OUR LIVES!
That did not end well
I would tell you what happened but some things are just too gory to be retold

#15 You cannot hide the fact that you have irregular brain patterns causing in the disruptions of illusions while unconcious that lead to anxiety, stress, and fear
In other words:
You got nightmares?
The bots are gonna find out about 'em
You can't hide it
Believe me, I've tried
Ratchet asked what was wrong
I said "nothing"
The twins asked
It was harder to keep it from them 'cause there are two of them and they kept pummeling me with questions
I kept my cool
I was asleep one night
I had the nightmares again
I woke up screaming
All the Autobots came running in
They kept asking me what was wrong 'till I finally screamed at them that I as having nightmares
And broke down into a fit of tears
Sunstreaker and Sideswipe had to stay with me
Had to as in forced to
Because they were like my, you know, guardians (no matter how lousy they may be at it)
Turns out the nightmares where just stress (yelling at someone somehow helps me get rid of stress)
P.S. My nightmares were about Soundwave taking off his mask
(Lol!)

#16 Don't ask why a song called "The Touch" keeps playing when Optimus fights Megatron
I was just wondering
I asked Prowl
He glitched
I think I broke the fourth wall...

#17 Asking the Autobots the time is not wise
They can get real precise
Down to astroseconds (what ever that is)
Or they go all transformer-y on you
What the hay is a megacycle?

#18 Don't ask Sideswipe to help you with your hair
I was going to this dance at school (against my will)
And I was trying to get my hair to look good (or at least normal)
Emphasis on TRYING
Sideswipe heard me and saw my fails and offered to help
I wound up trapped in my hair
Sideswipe was like, "OoO! O mi gosh! I can fix this!"
While I was more like this, "D:! SIDESWIPE! YOU'D BETTER FIX THIS!"
He ran off to get Sunstreaker
Sunstreaker surprisingly fixed and made it look better than it did before

I totally got owned by a giant lemon

#19 Sunstreaker is not a lemon, no matter how much he acts like one
I kinda said "I totally got owned by a giant lemon. What is wrong with me?" when Sunstreaker finished my hair and left the room
I got a lecture
A long lecture
About how Sunstreaker is not a lemon
No matter how much he acts like one
Frankly, I'm surprised

#20 Humans do not have cooties
I came home from school, muttering about boys, girls, and cooties
Unfortunately Red alert heard me
He didn't let any of us near base (which was kinda hard for me)
They finally had to sedate him when he came after me with a giant can of disinfectant
Oooh, that was scary!
Now he just won't let us come near him

Wheeliefan101: Still...can't breath...

Ratchet: *grumbling* Crazy younglings, not wanting to dislaim...

Wheeliefan101: I just...wanna thank Answerthecall, Dragon of Yin and Yang, Jasper Dragonfly, Moonlight Titan, Mera Arem Rema, and Queen Akadeanna Hawk for the favorite *shifts uncomfortably*

And Answerthecall, Jasper Dragonfly, Queen Akadeanna Hawk, GoldenNinjaBot360, TFPKO Fan Girl, chili22, and dglsprincess105 for the follow

Also, in response to the reviews:

Queen Akadeanna Hawk: Glad I could make you laugh :)

TFPKO Fan Girl: You asked, I answered, glad you loved it ;)

Dragon of Yin and Yang: I did!~ XD

Answerthecall: Aw, you're making me blush, stop it ^/^
No, please continue ;)

Ratchet: *grumbles about 'self absorbtion'*

GoldenNinjaBot360: Yay! Someone else likes chaos! 8D Vote for Wheeliefan101 for Prime!

Ratchet: *hits me with wrench*

Wheeliefan101: ...ow... T.T

Kitcat from the Sky: *being pelted by marshmellows* Gah! I didn't really mean it!

*cough* R&R, please ;)