Wheeliefan101: OMAHFRAGGING GOSH! I FORGOT TO REPLY TO AZUL THE BLUE'S REVIEW! D=

Autobots: *chase 101* DISCLAIM!

Wheeliefan101: *runs away* NEVER! DX

Oh, and Azul the Blue, thanks, she needs it :) *looks back at mob* Both of us -_-"

AND LEMME JUST REPLY TO ALL THE OTHER REVIEWS NOW!

velciraptor4569: LOL! XD

Azul the blue: I did. Once. But everybody threw marshmellows at me... ._.

Moonlight Titan: Do you really wanna give me ideas? ;D

TFPKO Fan Girl: That it is, that it is ;)

Answerthcall: Nooooo! I'm killing one of my reviewers! Surprisingly, this isn't the first time... :I

Monkeygirl13: Srry for killing you! ;)

Tinyterror: I know *looks back at Autobots* but they don't! D8

Lambor Terror Lep: (both) Mwhahaha! I'm back! }:D

Kitcat from the Sky: No! DX Not the jumbo! Anything but the jum-*gets buried under marshmellows*

GoldenNinjaBot360: (still buried under marshmellows) Mmmf mmh mmh mmn mh mhhh mmm mmff mh! Translation: Yes you are crazy, CRAZY AWESOME! 8D

GTG! BYYEEEEE!


Chapter 3: Back off!

#21 Do not randomly hug a 'bot
I randomly hugged Mirage
He asked me what I was doing
I told him I loved him
I got sent to the med-bay for a sanity test
I passed (but just barely)

#22 When Prowl tells you do something, do it
Prowl told me to clean my room
I whined and complained about it
Five hours later it still wasn't clean
That's 'cause I was going on strike
Then Prowl lectured me
About what, I have no idea
He kept lecturing 'till I finally yelled, "ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! I'LL DO IT! JUST MAKE IT STOP!"
My room has never looked nicer

#23 Changing the base's stairs to escalators is not allowed
I kept walking
After five minutes I got suspicious
Then I started running
I never reached the top
I finally yelled for help until Prowl came
Turns out I was walking UP a DOWN esclalator
He put the ones responsible in the brig
My poor legs will probably never walk again

#24 Grapes are for eating, not wars
I was having lunch
With grapes
It was all a blur
Next thing I know, we're firing grapes at each other (Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Jazz, and Bluestreak that is)
It was real funny when Ironhide came in to see what was happening...
And slipped on the grapes...
And fell on his backside
XD

#25 You are not allowed to throw Ratchet's wrenches
I was working on HARD homework
Jazz and Sideswipe were playing annoying music
I finally lost my patient and threw Ratchet's wrench at them
I'm stronger when I'm angry
There was a loud crash
Prowl asked what had happened
I told him I had thrown one of Ratchet's wrenches at Sides and Jazz
Ratchet was just attached to it

#26 Do not try and explain where babies come from to thee 'bots
I didn't do it
No way
Carly did
I've never seen so many 'bots glitch at once
See what you did, Carly?!

#27 Mistletoes are now banned from base
I'm totally afraid of those things
Especially when I'm in a base full of the opposite gender
I blasted that thing like there was no tomorrow
Unfortunately, I almost took Bumblebee's head with it

#28 Scraplets are terrifying metal killer cannibals, not pets
I found one
Couldn't resist
Too darn adorable!
I nearly lost my entire torso when I brought into base
Prowl made me release it into the wild
T.T I hope George's okay

#29 Don't avoid your check ups
I used my genius plan and avoided them
Unfortunately my processor had apparently really gotten messed up (I blame Eject for hitting me in the head with that football)
The whole base had to go on lockdown
I turned crazy and went on a killing spree
Luckily I didn't kill anyone
Although I haven't seen Huffer around...

#30 When a liquid a substance falls onto your body, immediately wipe it off
Because it could be poisinous acid (courtesy of Wheeljack)
You want to avoid that
Or it could just be a spitball (courtesy of the twins)
You also wanna avoid that


I'M BACK AND STILL RUNNING! D8

THANK YOU TFPKO FAN GIRL, TINYTERROR, LAMBOR TERROR LEP, KITCAT FROM THE SKY, AND RANDALL BOGGS FOR THE FAV!~

*looks behind to see bots gaining* o.O!\

ALSO THANKS TO NIC0NYNJA, TINYTERROR, AND LAMBOR TERROR LEP FOR THE FOLLOW! YIIIPES! THEY'RE ALMOST HERE! *puts the pedal to the metal* REVIEW! D8