(A/N) to understand this story you must first have played Megaman X command mission.
I'm back in writing for some reason so here's my story
The real Megaman x command mission,
in this story I made a few changes like these,
Megaman is scared of every thing, Zero is a horny playboy, Axl is obsessed with food, Marino is a lesbian, Massimo is a smartass, Cinnamon is learning, Spider and Redips are retarded, And Epsilon is a Mexican gangster.
As they entered the largo ruins shadow says "okay lets enter the ruins"
"No I'm afraid" said X.
"Okay we'll leave you here then, lets go Zero." Said Shadow.
"I'm not going anywhere if there's no hot chicks." Said Zero.
"But there are hot chicks inside" replied Shadow.
"Okay lets go NOW" screamed Zero.
"But I'm scared" said X.
"Bitch u better go in to those ruins because if I don't get laid tonight I'll shove this saver up your ass" said Zero.
"But I'm too scared" said X.
"I said NOW" screamed Zero.
"Okay I'll go but only because I'm more scared of you then the ruins" said X as they entered the ruins.
"Okay lets split up" proposed Shadow.
"Okay I'll go with X and look for hot chicks and u go that way" said Zero as they split up.
"Zero I'm scared" said X to Zero
"Just think about the hot chicks." said Zero
"Dude girls are not everything in life" said X
"Take that back." said Zero angrily.
"But it's true." Said X
"There's something wrong with you and I'm going to fix it" said Zero while slapping X.
"If I take back what I said will you shut the fuck up?" screamed X.
"Yes" said Zero.
Suddenly out of nowhere a gigantic robotic hippo appeared and said. "I'm Hip-hop professor but you can call me Dr. Dre.
"Hi Dr. Dre, where are the hot chicks?" asked Zero
"If you want the hot chicks you'll have to go through me." said Hip-hop professor.
"Okay" said Zero as he killed Dr. Dre.
"Hey X the hot chicks must be in that room" said Zero as they entered the next room.
"Shadow are you okay." Said X when he saw Shadow in the next room.
"Yes but look." said shadow as he pointed to the mavericks epsilon, Botos, Scarface, and Ferram.
"Hey look a hot chick!" said Zero as he ran to Ferram who has standing at the edge of the broken wall.
"Get the fuck away from me." said Ferram as she moved out of the way.
"Zero!" screamed X as Zero fell.
"Forget about Zero and join me and my compadres way." said Epsilon.
"I'm scared!" said X while he trough himself out the window like an idiot.
"Hey that 'bato' trough him self out the widow, well lets go get some tacos way" said Epsilon.
And that was chapter 1