Being chased by Prowl, can't reply right now, srry, GTG R&R, bye!
#31 We can no longer have slushies
I was eating one in my Cybertronian mode...
It fell on me and got into my joints
I couldn't move for three weeks
#32 New recruits are no longer allowed near me
Aww, but I like them! :(
Although I do tend to freak them out
Especially with me being half cybertronian...
And my weird sayings...
Also the fact that I jump out of nowhere and yell at them...
And sometimes pounce on them for piggybacks...
Hm...
Maybe there's a conection...
#33 Optimus is no longer allowed to play racing video games
We don't care if he's the leader
We don't care if he's a Prime
We don't care if he's got 'the touch'
WE DON'T EVEN CARE IF HE'S GOT THE STINKING MATRIX OF LEADERSHIP! NO RACING GAMES!
We were driving down the highway
Optimus spotted a Decepticon
He then said, and this is a direct quote, "Autobots, I'm in Hot Pursuit!"
As if he was actually in the game!
That called for an epic facepalm
I can never be seen in public with him again
#34 Do not try and kill the new recruits
No matter how annoying they are
I personally like them
But you won't allow me to be near them :(
I mean, all I do is creep them out!
You guys try to kill 'em
Although that one guy did go into therapy...
#35 When Prowl tells you to do a report, do not write it in text
Heh heh
Prowl was mad
REALLY mad
He didn't glitch
I wasn't that fortunate
No, he chased me around base yelling somethings I'm pretty sure are not legal to repeat
None of the bots even lifted a finger to help :(
He finally caught me when I smacked into that wall
He made me go to the brig, re-write the report, grounded me, made me STAND in the corner of the brig and count to a gatrillion zillion, took away ALL my sugar related items, then made me clean the WHOLE brig with an inerdental brush (a brush for getting to the spaces in between your teeth), and after that he made me go to bed early
Oh yeah
AND HE MADE ME WHERE A DUNCE HAT!
Since when did giant robots from another planet know about dunce hats?
Now all Prowl has to do is LOOK at me and I head for the hills
#36 Career day can't take place at the Autobot base
The 'bots said I should be a lawyer since I like to argue so much
Can I help it if I like to verbally prove that people are wrong?
But I caved in on Career day
So I came back in a suit with a suitcase
Prowl was about to throw Sideswipe in the brig
I gave Prowl a glare and said, "I highly suggest you let MY client go!"
Prowl looked at me
Sideswipe smiled
I then went on to explain that Sideswipe was my client (everyone knows he needs a lawyer)
And told Prowl, "Does he not get a fair trial? I THOUGHT WE WERE LIVING IN THE 21ST CENTURY FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!"
So we had a trial
Optimus was judge
Smokescreen was baliff (I sometimes wonder about that guy...)
Everyone else (which means everyone but Sideswipe, me, Smokescreen, Prowl, and Optimus) was the jury
Sweet mercy that was a day to remember!
Especially since Optimus really got into the part and wore a white wig (XD)
#37 Do not insult an Autobot's paintjob
Yeesh!
Who knew someome could be so picky about their paintjob?
I was talking *cougharguingcouch* with Tracks
Tracks said my headlights were ugly
Although I wasn't actually really bothered by it...(but they were blue lights instead of regular ones so it still did hurt!)
Which meant I had to insult Tracks' paintjob
Bad move on my part
He threw me into a wall
And Prowl made me clean it up and apologize to Tracks
T.T *pout*
#38 Do not give the 'bots any ideas about dog collars
When I find the person who told them about collars *gets weapon ready* they answer to ME
SIDESWIPE WALKED ME AROUND THE BASE WITH A DOG COLLAR AND A LEASH!
AND WHEN PEOPLE ASKED WHAT HE WAS DOING, HE SAID, "I'm walking my pet."
OOOH HOW THAT GOT MY GOAT!
That day, I lost my dignity
Sideswipe better know how to recharge with one optic open!
#39 When I'm deeply involved in reading a book, do not snatch it away from me
I tend to zone out if I'm reading a good book
No matter what Red alert tells you, I did not mean to slice his arm off
I was acting off of instinct
My instinct told me "get that book back no matter the cost"
Still, I wound up in the brig (luckily I brought my book along with me ;) )
#40 Do not fall asleep during a meeting
This is pretty self explanatory but still,
For the love of Pete (what ever that means and whoever that is)
I will tell you why
The meeting was sooooooo boring
I had got to sleep late last night
I woke up with a puddle of drool and all the 'bots starin' at me
I mumbled, "This is akward."
Turns out I talk in my sleep
And snore
LOUDLY
Ak-werd!