Wheeliefan101: Ug! This site has been such a...*waves hands around in frustration*...son of a nutcracker! Getting this chapter up has been...I don't know! *sits down, pondering*

Sideswipe: Since when have you been so quiet?

Wheeliefan101: *growl growl* Since I couldn't...think...that well

Sunstreaker: So you might stop talking?

Whole Base: *confetti* Yaaaaaaaaaaaay! :D

Wheeliefan101: Don't get used to it

Whole Base: D:

Wheeliefan101: I don't...*waves hand dismissively* whatever the transformers and...stuff...

#51 Slag is not a bad word

It is only in England (that I know of)

But, last time I checked, we're not in England

Gears said "Slag"

I accused him of saying a bad word

Unfortunately, the Dinobots were around

Slag got really offended

He then proceeded to try and run me over

While I kept screaming "I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!"

That guy can be scary when he wants

#52 Always knock on a door before entering

Jazz had something very important to tell me

So he came in to where I was

I was getting dressed

I screamed and threw everything within arms reach

He got outta there faster than a turbofox

We both are mentally scarred for life

#53 Do not wrap up one of Ratchet's wrenches and give it to him as a "present"

I was trying to get in the Christmas spirit

So I stole one of Ratchet's wrenches

I then wrapped it up

I gave it to him

He found out what it was and where I got it

He threw said present at me

#54 Make sure something is a transformer before you start yelling at it

I brought a CD player to base

Jazz said it reminded him of Soundwave

That gave me an idea

I took it to my room

I then asked it "Okay, who are you?"

I then asked it other questions like "Are you an Autobot or a Decepticon?"

It didn't answer

I got frustrated and started yelling at it

Prowl then came in

He confirmed it was not a transformer

He even showed me it had no energy signature

I feel stupid now...

#55 When a cop wants you to pull over, do it

Sideswipe and I were on a joyride

A joyride that was going about 100 mph over the speed limit

A cop came, lights flashing

We found out it was Prowl

To say he was mad would be an understatement

So, instead of doing the right thing and pulling over, we kinda did this:

"DRIVE SIDESWIPE, DRIVE! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE! I'M NOT EVEN MARRIED YET!"

Yeah

We then had a car chase (Awwww yeah!)

It was epic

Well, until we ran into a tree

We got tickets

And we got thrown in the brig

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BE A COP PROWL?! WHY?!

#56 Do not cuss when Prowl is within five million feet

I didn't do it

I'm too scared to after what happened

The guy mumbled it under his breath

But Prowl has VERY good hearing

Poor guy

Didn't know what hit him

I haven't heard from him since the incident

I now choose my words carefully around Prowl

#57 Do not make up any embarrassing songs about the 'bots

*clears throat awkwardly*

Well...um...yes

You see, I made up this REALLY embarrassing song about Mirage

And when I THOUGHT I was alone in my room I sang it

Turns out I WASN'T alone

0\\\0

Jazz had recorded the whole thing

He then tried to get it to Mirage

I, of course, tried to stop him

But somehow he got the Cassetibots to help

-_- traitors

Mirage heard it

I'm never coming out of my room again

#58 Do not tell Sideswipe flamethrowers will do massive damage to Cons

He actually believed me

Next battle, he came out with a flame thrower

All the 'cons did was: O_O?

He made not've damaged 'em but I think he made 'em all glitch

But he then he dropped it on me

I got BUUUUUURNED

LITERALLY

#59 Do not tell Wheeljack something is not possible

He will try and prove you wrong

With YOU as the main test subject

I told Wheeljack humans could not spit acid

I suffered many experiments

My HAIR ended up blowing up

T_T

I still can't spit acid

#60 Do not make Teletraan-1 say weird things when an alarm goes off

"Alert! Alert! This is a false alarm! Repeat: this is a false alarm!"

Hee hee

The 'bots were all like "What? What's goin' on here?"

But I got in SOOOOOOO much trouble when they found out it was me

"Warning! Wheeljack is about to explode! Repeat: Wheeljack is about to explode!"

All the 'bots yelled and got away from Wheeljack A.S.A.P.

When they found out I did it, Wheeljack PERSONALLY threw (he literally tossed me) me in the brig

"Alert! Alert! Evil martian flangoes have invaded supermarkets across the planet! They have come to steal Earth's ammonia!"

Yeah this one was one of my-hey

Wait!

I didn't do this one!

Kremzeeke did!

Wheeliefan101: Um...bye, guys...I think I'm supposed to tell you do something. Uh...drugs. Yeah. Don't do drugs