Notes: Now for those who read 'Realitycheck' and 'Ain't It Ironic' you'll know that Kira was a slightly off, but still rather sane person. In comparison to her cousin Cat, along with Cat's friends who were all very very crazy. But no one knows just what exactly Kira's normal, average day is like without insane cousins and anime characters getting tossed out of computers. So, let's take a peak at a day that happened before 'Realitycheck', but certainly after 'Ain't it Ironic'. This didn't have enough Digimon in this to be counted as a fanfiction by itself, but tossed in a bundle with other fanfictions and how it's a slight branch-off it can be uploaded here without going against the rules.
Written: Springtime 2005? Rating: K+ Title: Kira's Day
The morning
An alarm began blaring off, beeping nonstop over and over again. Kira growled, and her head reached out and attempted to strike at the beeping noise. But she had specifically put her alarm clock on the other side of the room so that she wouldn't break this one (it was her fiftieth one in the past two months), so rather than smack the annoying thing her hand rammed into the wall. Squeaking, she rolled out of bed and onto the floor. The beeping continued, but she sighed and snuggled into the carpet finding it a great deal more comfortable than her bed. Drool came out of her mouth as she mumbled, "I told you your dad would like God…" That didn't make any sense. Was she dreaming about meeting the creator of the universe? That's a strange thing to dream about, unless she was referring to the creator of Digimon. We all dream about that though. Along with Toei Animation giving it to us to do with as we please… heeheehee…
"KIRA! GET UP!" Her mother yelled. No response. "…did you forget about the strawberries?" Came a question, and a loud shriek echoed through the house. Kira was suddenly in her kitchen, now latched onto her moms arm.
"Don't let them get me!" She cried. Ever since she read a fanfic called 'It hurts', she had been terrified that a strawberry would try and rape her. It was scary!
"What's wrong with strawberries? You used to eat them everyday…" Her mother said, patting her twitching daughter on the head.
"…death… death… death… death…" Kira whimpered.
"Uhm… hey, why don't you get ready for school? I'll drive you to school so you can hang out with your friends, Kyle and Rin." Her mother said, making Kira twitch even more. Oh, 'Shimaru'! Falling down into hysterical sobs, Kira began incoherently whispering about everything out to get her. Hmm, fanfictions have a horrible impact on the girls mental status, don't they? Look at the phobias they created! "I'll make you scrambled eggs." The mother offered, somewhat fearful of her daughters condition. Every morning it got worse… why, just yesterday her daughter started screaming about how coffee was going to turn Anna from Shaman King into an insane and hyper wacko strangling everyone until she found Yoh. At this rate, her daughter was going to fear all kinds of food.
"…death… death… STRAWBERRIES! …death… death… death… GOD! …death… death…" Kira whimpered, crawling into the main bathroom. Her mother scratched her head, and momentarily wondered if perhaps this was a cry for help. Ever since Kira went to Catholic churches she suddenly was afraid of crackers. Maybe they should revert back to Baptist?
"…well, better start on those eggs." Kira's mom sighed. If only she knew that later on due to an incident with Takuya being forced to cook Kira would develop a horrible phobia of eggs.
At school
Kira walked into the school bouncing along, all of this mornings paranoia gone for the moment. A moment later, a streak ran by her followed by a shout and another streak. She had recognized the green-ish streak as Kyle, and the blackish-bluish streak as Rin. Who is Rin you ask? Her friend, that's who… and the reason they were friends was quite easy really. They both were paranoid, although it had been agreed upon by all it was only a matter of time before Rin's paranoia mixed with mood swings would land her in a mental institution.
"YOU FIEND! TAKE THAT BACK!" Rin shrieked. She wore a large black shirt that said, 'I have just kidnapped myself, give me one million dollars or you'll never see me again', and large baggy jeans with a ton of pockets. Her hair was in a braid, she was wearing her brown boots. Kira blinked, tilting her head trying to figure out what was happening this time. The blue-haired girl was wearing a blue shirt with a red dragon on it, and shorts, her hair in a fairly high ponytail.
"It's true!" Kyle answered, and stopped before dodging to the side. A moment later a loud smack came, and Rin fell down. She had ran right into the wall, and was now twitching on the ground.
"…pain… lots of it… dude… I think I can see Sephiroth…" Rin said, not sounding injured at all.
"What'd you say this time?" Kira asked, raising a brow at Kyle.
"Uhm… well, she said 'Did you know I'm not a man?' and I answered, 'Really? Could have fooled me…' and then she got very mad at me." Kyle explained. Kira blinked. She had the most petrified expression ever.
"…death… death… death… death… STRAWBERRIES! …death… death…" She said, shaking uncontrollably. Kyle sighed, and shook his head.
"…strawberries? See! SEE! I told you they would take over the world with the help of the smiley-face from WalMart! I TOLD YOU! HAH! They will enslave you all, and I'll lead a force of freedom fighters against them! And then Chewbacca will control the Force, and like… DUDE! IT'D BE SO AWESOME!" Rin said, and cackled maniacally eyes insane.
"…cornbread." Kyle sighed.
"AHHH! NO! It burns! Exit the window Nikki! Please! NO! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT! No! Bad Naruto! Don't eat that! Oh… living life! It burns!" Rin screamed, and began crying nonstop. "Sephiroth! How could you! No! Move away from that! No! It's not right! That's… no!" She cried, shuddering violently.
"You want Suikoden III?" Kyle sighed, and Rin immediately latched onto him.
"You are the love of my life." She stated.
"You two are so silly." Kira stated, smiling at them.
"No, Yuffie is." Kyle corrected Rin.
"…" Rin said nothing to that. Okay then…
"Right, before things get scarily awkward, let's go." Kira suggested.
In class
Kira was doodling a picture of Takuya and Kouji, having missed them ever since they returned to the Digital World. Suddenly, a bright light entered her eyes. Blinking, she glanced up and saw something beautiful… it was so beautiful… Kira could use no words to describe it. She just wanted to… touch it… feel it… pet it… call it her pet fluffykins and hug it forever… the beauty of this light entranced her. Oh, if you could only see it! The way it was just so… shiny. So pretty…
"Kira? Uh… miss Kira? Hello?" The teacher asked, waving his hand in front of her. With a face full of confusion, he looked over to see what held her attention so much. In front of her a guy was spinning his CD on his finger, and it was upside down so the part that the players read was reflecting the light. Sighing, the teacher made the child put it away and Kira began sobbing nonstop. This happened everytime... and caused the teacher a great deal of problems. For some reason, the girl became distracted by the shiny object, and then after five seconds developed a weird love-like attachment to it. It was really creepy, but that was okay.
"N-n-no!" Kira cried. "You can't have Inu-Yasha's shiny! It's his!" She sniffled, tears rolling down her cheeks. Her classmates exchanged glances, and decided to not ask. The last time they did, they themselves developed a chronic fear of strawberries.
At lunch
"Oh, what are you writing?" Kira asked, leaning over Rin's shoulder. The girl turned around, a strange glazed insane look on her face.
"Hehehe… heheheheheheheheh… heheheheheheheheheheheh…" She chuckled, looking like she had just lost her mind. Again.
"If it's that story with Kouji adopting a baby, no." Kyle warned.
"Heheh… read it… I updated…" Rin said, grinning darkly and holding out the papers to Kyle.
"I said no! NO! Gruonge scares me! A lot… get it away…" Kyle whimpered.
"Oh, may I read?" Kira asked curiously.
"NO! Kira! Don't!" Kyle warned. "You're too innocent! Rin, don't corrupt her! Don't! I'll kill you!" He threatened.
"Corrupt? Oh, you're so silly Kyle." Rin stated, laughing at him. See, what no one knew was that Rin actually had a duo personality. She never remembered what she wrote, and only knew she wrote it because of her hand-writing. Thus, she didn't realize that what had been done was capable of corrupting someone.
"Don't worry so much, I'm sure the story is perfectly safe." Kira laughed, and began to read the stories. Soon afterwards, Kira's fear of fire ants skyrocketed, and Kyle was now forced to carry her around because ants are everywhere.
Classes again
Writing down notes, Kira permitted her mind to wander to other things. How was her cousin Cat and her friends doing? She couldn't wait for the summer when she'd be visiting her cousin, Cat was fun to hang out with. Not even knowing it, she started to write down random things on her paper. That's what happens when you space out, you start doing things you don't even realize you're doing until it's too late. Her head began to bob from side to side as she heard the 'Hey Digimon' theme play in her head, and now she was officially lost to rAnDoM zone…
"Kira!" The teacher hissed, startling the blue-haired girl out of her thoughts. "So, you just think you can draw pictures of you and these… Takuya and Kouji people… stabbing strawberries while yelling profane words!" He snarled.
"…huh?" Was her intelligent response.
"That's it, no shiny gold star for you today!" He snarled. Kira broke down for the second time that day, blaming her problems on MakubeX. Also, due to the manga GetBackers she now had a phobia of dogs and pregnant women. Remembering that, she fell into shrieks and cries, mumbling death over and over again. Her classmates scooted their desks away.
After school'
"Hey Kira!" A random person called, running over. She turned around and smiled at them, recognizing the person immediately. It was Henteko, one her friends. He had dyed his hair silver, and was one of the few people who pulled it off to actually look silver, rather than gray. His blue eyes sparkled, and he was wearing a white shirt with jeans. His hair was in three ponytails, although Kira could never quite understand how or why he did that. It just looked… weird…
"What is it?" She asked.
"Have you seen Damité?" Henteko asked. The person in question was his older brother, who would give him rides to and from school. Kira blushed slightly, she had a crush on the older guy. But no one knew that. If anyone did, they'd DIE! Oh yes, how they would suffer! Not even the strawberries could scare her away from her prey if anyone knew other than herself! DEATH!
"No, sorry." She said apologetically.
"It's all right, thanks anyway." Henteko said, and waved before running off. Oh, one day Damité would know she had a crush on him… and if he didn't like her back, she kidnap him and hire some geek off the internet to let her force him to marry her. Yup. And Rin would be her bridesmaid, while they both forced Kyle to be the best man…
"AHHHHH! NO! NOT CORNBREAD! GET IT AWAY!" Rin screamed, and ran by being chased by Kyle who was laughing evilly. Kira grinned, and chased after Kyle.
"Ohh Kylie! Kylie-wily-shyly!" Kira called laughing, and instantly her male friend stopped and looked at her horrified.
"Never in public!" He yelled.
At home
Kira worked on her homework, and after completing it smiled proudly. She didn't get distracted! Yay! Glancing at her computer, she smiled and got online. Now to go on fanfiction dot net to see if anyone updated their stories. Hers was complete, and at the moment she had nothing to write so she read. Tilting her head, she clicked a fanfiction she hadn't seen before. Not long afterwards, her mom discovered that Kira was now terrified of carrots, and everytime she saw one she'd repeatedly say it wasn't natural. With how many phobia's Kira has, it's strange how they never surface when she's around people she doesn't see on a regular basis. And it's a wonder she doesn't get distracted nonstop by shiny objects. Oh well, that's the end of Kira's day!