Red Alert: *in dark room* She's here, I can feel her idiotic presence! *hides as he sees a figure* AH!
Figure: ...huh...
Red Alert: Wheeliefan101? Is that you? What are you doing? WHAT NEFARIOUS PLOT ARE YOU PLANNING NOW?!
Wheeliefan101: ...I haven't responded to a review for four chapters...how did that happen?
Red Alert: *stops hiding* Oh...is that it? Then why is it so dark?
Wheeliefan101: It's not da-*looks around* Oh! Well, I was so engrossed in this that I sat here the whole day *thinking face* It was light when I got here...
Red Alert: *facepalm*
Wheeliefan101: ANYWAY
SORRY FOLKS, HERE'S THE RESPONSES
TFPKOFanGirl: Oh my gosh, thank you so much! X)
DifferentOctave: Haha! (I sound like a moose in extreme pain when I sing) Thanks, I will try again! (when I find a marshmallow shield)
GoldenNinjaBot360: D: I AM SO SORRY IT WASN'T FUNNY! *gets T-shirt launcher* PLEASE ACCEPT THIS SWEATER! *fires sweater*
Ray Strax: Yay! Thank you! :D
TFPKOFanGirl: Yay! Hope this chapter makes you laughter too :)
Adictive-Otaku: *puts on fake moustache* Hm, broken rib, yes, I prescribe more laughter! *sees Ratchet* ...I mean rest...lots of rest
Esperanza Hyde the Vamp Queen: Aw, thank you! Unfortunately, I don't accept rules here :( But I could find room for it another rules place if you want :D
Marr Mo: Yay! Hope this one makes you laugh as hard! :D
Kitcat-Writer-of-Skies: So true *nod*
Answerthecall: *counts of fingers* Walking, sleeping, in my bed, the shower, the...okay, I'd better stop
The Writer Akayla: OH MY GOSH YOU ALMOST DIED! *grabs defibrillators* I'M COMING! *trips over air* OHHHH wait. Almost died. Okay, that's good, you're still alive :)
Autobotgirl2234 (all 4 reviews): Thank you! I'm improving (I think) :D
Answerthecall: *grabs defibrillators* DID SOMEBODY SAY DIE?! D8
BP-101Skyfander: *hugs back* I MISSED YOU TOO!
TransformersPrime1234444: Sorry, I have a tendency to worry people *cougheveryoneatbasecough* ^_^U I'll try to update more!
Smokescreen The Femme: Well-
Red Alert: Thank you, I am quite funny!
Me: *glares and pokes him with stick*
Red Alert: AHHHH! GEEEEERRRRRRRMMMMMSSS!
Me: That's better :P As, I was saying
*hugs back* HERE, TAKE SOME *hands box* I think everyone at base is sick of it
Tinyterror: *dabs at eyes* Like...oh my gosh, thank you so much. That...THAT IS ONE OF THE SWEETEST THINGS ANYONE HAS EVER TOLD ME! *begins sobbing*
Red Alert: *pouting* She's not THAT great...
Marr Mo: Ha ha, I don't scare that-
Red Alert: *pokes with stick*
Me: ASDFGHJKL STICK! *fall over, in roly poly position, screaming*
JerseyPrime23: You love this? *touched look* *grabs tissues* NO, DEAR READER, I LOVE YOU! *blows nose in obnoxious manner*
Kitcat-Writer-of-Skies: Yayz, I missed you too, frie-*pelted by marshmellows* DANGNABIT! DX
Adictive-Okatu: *puts fake moustache* Ha, ha, looks like you need more *sees Ratchet* ...rest, and chicken noodle soup
PippinPoppin (all five reviews): Yeah, lots of these guys get in situations like that, huh? *shrug*
Red Alert: Not like you write that or anything -_-
Me: IKR *laughs manically* (warning: Side effects of these rules may cause: bloating, upset Autobots, angry Ratchets, and explosive Wheeljacks, please use as your grumpy CMO prescribes)
Blurr's 1fangirl: Aw, thank you! X3 (making me blush) And yes Michael Bay is a man who explodes both movie sets and our hearts *takes off fake mustache in respect*
Red Alert: ...that doesn't make any sense
Me: Shush, I'm being serious
Bluebird202: :D
TFPKOFanGirl: Thank you! :D (and please see my answer to PippinPoppin's review to see all of the side effects)
Answerthecall: *laughs maniacally* WE'RE ALL MAD HERE! HAHAHAHAHa...JK, only me
ManyGamePlayer: Thanks, hope this makes you laugh, too!
Kitcat-Writer-of-Skies: Yeah, don't do 'em *tries to look serious but only looks weird*
Phew, that was a lot, anyone, no Transformer owning, no offence! Enjoy!
Chapter 7: Are you always this immature?
#61 Telling some 'bots/humans to grow up is useless
Sideswipe and I were having a fight
Me: Give me back my M&Ms!
Sideswipe: Not until you give me back my CD player!
Me: *glare* :(
Sideswipe: *glare* :(
Sunstreaker: You two are fighting like sparklings! Stop it!
Me: *sticks toungue out* :P
Sunstreaker: You are SO immature
Me: And proud of it!
I still want my M&Ms back
#62 Selfies are a bad idea
Just overall for us
Sideswipe made me and Sunstreaker takes thousands of Selfies with him
Literally thousands
Like he maxed out five cameras
Each time he complained that Sunstreaker and I looked like "someone who was promised a million dollars if they ate a turd sandwich and while eating the sandwich found out the million was actually in monopoly money"
Well EXCUSE me!
You pulled me away from my rules, my gosh there are just some things you don't do to a person (who has too much free time)!
And Sunstreaker looked like that because...well...that's just his natural face
And posting them all over the Internet wasn't such a good idea either
Yeah, remember stranger danger?
Well, if you post your Selfies all over the web, someone's bound to find (*coughhackcough*) out your identity (*coughsoundwavecough*)
We found this out when someone knocked on our base's door saying, "Pizza delivery!"
...but we didn't order pizza
#63 Do not introduce the twins to carolers
I turned my back on them for five seconds
FIVE SECONDS!
And next thing I know, they answered the door to a group of Christmas carolers
They were singing 'We Wish You A Merry Christmas'
Carolers: ~We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas...
Sideswipe: Sunny, WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?!
Sunstreaker: I don't know and don't call me that!
Carolers: ~Good tidings to you,
Wherever you are...
Sunstreaker: We're right HERE
Sideswipe: What's a tiding?
Carolers: ~Oh bring us a figgy pudding
Oh bring us a figgy pudding
Oh bring us a figgy pudding
And a cup of good cheer!...
Sunstreaker: What in all of Cybertron is a 'figgy pudding'?
Sideswipe: How do you put good cheer into a cup?
Carolers: ~We won't go until we get some...
Sideswipe: Now they're THREATNING US?!
Carolers: ~So bring it right here!...
Sunstreaker: Look, I don't know WHO you are, or WHAT you're doing here but we have no figgy pudding or cups of beer!
Sideswipe: They said cheer. Cups of good CHEER
Sunstreaker:...Whatever. Now you, weird humans, SCAT! *slams door*
I probably WOULD have tried and explained to them about carolers/helped the carolers
But
It's kinda hard when you're dying of laughter
XD
#64 Do not try and explain deep, emotional things to Sideswipe
Sideswipe and I were sitting on the roof (well I was sitting, he was leaning against the wall)
I then tried to explain to him about my feelings
He gave me a look like: "How many times did you hit your head?"
He then shook his head and said, "Femme, you are very weird."
He then walked away
Me: Hey, wait. Sideswipe, where are you going?
Sideswipe: *continues to walk away*
Me: Don't leave me here! I can't get down!
*No response*
Me: SIDESWIPE!
I had to jump down
It was VERY painful
Then I remembered I had a Cybertronian mode
Facepalm
I've never explained anything emotinal to him since
#65 Do not mess with the water temperatures in the pipes
WHEELJACK
GRAPPLE
I was taking a shower
Suddenly, the water turned scalding hot
I think I got a burn
Next thing I know, little ice cubes are falling out of it!
I had many brusises after that
I then decided to take baths until I was sure the random tempratures had passed
#66 Do not play a prank involving Sunstreaker's paintjob
If you do, you have a deathwish
I played a prank
A very, VERY good one
I waited 'till Sunny *dodges buffer* went into recharge
Then I dumped a bucket of pink paint on him
And also dumped a pail of sparkly glitter on him
You should have seen the look on his face when he woke up
...and found out it was me
After a massive chase (one in robot mode, one in car) he finally caught me
I was cornered
He grabbed my neck and started squeezing
I could only try to pry his death grip away from me and kick my feet, hoping to get lucky
But Prowl came along
Hallelujah!
But we BOTH got thrown in the brig
Sunstreaker for attempted murder
Me for pulling a prank
Thankfully, we weren't in the same cells
#67 Dresses/skirts are banned from base
I was wearing a skirt
'Cuz I was gonna watch the faster of the 'bots race
I was the flag girl
The other 'bots were watching in a bleacher sorta thing
I held up my fingers "3…2…1"
I chopped the flag down
They all raced off
Unfortunatley the caused quite a wind
My skirt completely flipped up
Poor 'bots in the bleachers
I think they all glitched
#68 Do not challenge any of the 'bots to a video game tourtament
I challenged my guardians
A.K.A. Sunstreaker and Sideswipe
It was Mario Kart
I played as Princess Peach
They played as Bowser (Sunstreaker) and Mario (Sideswipe)
That should have warned me
We played
I lost
EPICALLY
I lost to a cherry and a cheeto
#69 Do not grab a hair dryer, point it at the 'bots and say "Pow pow pow!"
I was bored
I spotted my hair dryer
An idea formed in my crazy little mind
Everytime a 'bot passed me, I'd point it at them and say "pow pow pow!"
Some stared
Some glared
Some screamed like a little girl and ran away (*coughcoughRedalertcoughcough*)
Some backed away
S-l-o-w-l-y
And then, some ignored me
To which I threw the hair dryer at them
Optimus aparently does not like being hit with a hair dryer
I went to the brig
And was restricted from using my hair dryer
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DRY MY HAIR NOW?!
#70 Do not sing "~Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to the brig I go!~" when Prowl is escorting you to the brig
It apparently gets really old, really fast
Personally, I thought it was funny
But Prowl didn't
He got very, VERY agitated
I could tell by the way his left optic twitched
That guy is quick with a gun
*looks up at Author's note, wow that was long! I'll put up all the favorites and follows I missed next time so this chapter won't seem long(er)
Anyway, as my apologies, I'll give you all-
Sideswipe: A NEW CONTEST!
Wheeliefana101: ...I was going to say scarfs
Sideswipe: Yup, cuz next chapter will be an exclusive! Sideswipe Rules!
Wheeliefan101: Don't you mean Sideswipe's Rules?
Sideswipe: Nope. Anyway, send your rules in a PM or review and we'll put it in!
Wheeliefan101: We will?
Sideswipe: Yes, we will, along with my rules (which you know will be awesome). Whoever sends in the most rules will get a character of their choice (OC and self-inserts included) in their own one-shot of spending a day with me!
Wheeliefan101: Now, wait, I never agreed to write a-
Sideswipe: Electric Storm is tied to a chair held upside down over a vat of acid with Barney playing on a loop. You're next if you don't
Wheeliefan101: *fakes a smile* Okay, then! One-shot with a character and you!
Sideswipe: I knew you'd see it my way. Now send in those rules!