Wheeliefan101: *walks into a darkened room*
Wheeliefan101: *flips light switch*
Wheeliefan101: OH WOW
Wheeliefan101: That's a lot of cobwebs
Wheeliefan101: *hack* *hack* *cough* And dust!
Wheeliefan101: *pushes index fingers together in an apologetic and what-I-hope-is kawaii way* It's been a hot minute, huh?
Wheeliefan101: Truth be told, I wasn't planning on coming back to this. Sowwy DX
Sunstreaker: Cheap is talk. Explain what you're going to be doing about it instead of whimpering about it
Wheeliefan101: Right! After seeing people who still start following me despite my inactivity (ya'll are saints ;o;) I decided to come back and at least finish this story. It's already all written up (I had a LOT of time to write back in the day lol) so I'll be posting new chapters for this every so often. I can't promise that I'll be very active on DMs, reviews or anything else but I want to wrap this story up with the credit younger me deserves.
Sunstreaker: Aren't you forgetting something?
Wheeliefan101: Uh, no? I already put on sunscreen today, dumdum
Sunstreaker, growling: I meant the disclaimer!
Wheeliefan101: Oh, right. I totally own transformers and in their next series I'm going to make them magical gir-
Sunstreaker: *kicks me into the sun* Put your sunscreen to good use. This idiot's too poor to own transformers or even her own sunscreen
#71 DO NOT TRY TO DIG A HOLE TO ESCAPE THE BRIG
It was a perfect plan
I'd spent weeks on it
It took me five trips to the brig to finally get the hole done
When I finally saw sunlight, I shouted "FREEEEEDOM!"
Until I saw Prowl
Who did NOT look amused
Turns out I had dug a hole right to his office (maybe my caculating was off by a smidgen)
Go figure
#72 DO NOT TELL THE NEW RECRUITS WHEELJACK IS THE DOC-BOT
Sideswipe
Sunstreaker
SHAME!
Sideswipe: But didn't YOU also have a part in this?
Me: Zip-tp-tp-tp! Don't tell them that!
Sideswipe: But-
Me: *duct tapes his mouth shut* There. Now where was I?
Oh yeah.
Some new guys arrived
Some 'bots/people thought it would be a good idea to tell them Wheeljack was the doc-bot
'Jackie had a field day
Ratchet couldn't figure out why they never made it to the med-bay
Poor new recruits though
They have a fear of pop-tarts, fur, and pom poms (Wheeljack's invention)
And the 'bots/people who did now have a giant dent in their helms
(*rubs helm* ow T.T)
#73 STOP SCANNING OUR FOOD
Ratchet
Seriously
Stop scanning everything I consume
It's getting annoying
Yes I know cookies are very unhealthy but have you tasted them?!
They're the best thing since weekends!
And I REFUSE to eat only healthy stuff!
Of course the food I eat looks disgusting when you see what's inside of it and what it's made of!
Everything's grosser when you know what's inside it!
#76 NO MORE DANCING MARATHONS
Jazz, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Blaster, Bumblebee
I'll never know how you convinced me to join in
Or where you got that giant dance mat
I can't figure out how Prowl or any of the other 'bots didn't know
That music was just barely below making us all go deaf
Bumblebee and Blaster were the first ones out
Then Sunstreaker
Then Sideswipe
I'm also positive the dance mat started smoking
How I stayed in that long is beyond me
But Jazz finally beat me
With the splits
It's not my fault I'm not flexible
Although I did break my leg trying to do the splits also
I got BUUUUUURNED
#77 I REFUSE TO DRIVE ANYONE AROUND
I do not care if I look cool
I do not care if I can go over 160mph
I do not care if I will impress your boyfriend/girlfriend
I DO NOT CARE!
So stop asking, Spike!
I'm not even old enough to be driving (although the cops'll never know, MWHAHAHAHAHA!)
Prowl: Are you so sure about that?
Me: Oh slag
#78 WHEN ON THE BATTLEFIELD, NO PLAYING 'HOT POTATO' WITH A BOMB
It's Smokescreen's fault
He activated the bomb and threw it
He unfortunately has lousy aim
He hit Cliffjumper in the back of the head with it
Cliffjumper picked it up and threw it to Inferno
Who tossed it to Windcharger
Where it bounced of his forcefield to Warpath
Who gave it to Hound
Who passed it to Tracks
Who handed it to Sideswipe and Sunstreaker
Who threw it to Bluestreak
Who handed it to me
I, not knowing what it was, just dumbfoundedly stared at it
To which it blew up in my face
#79 DO NOT TELL THE 'BOTS ABOUT VALENTINES DAY
There are about a gazillion mechs on base
And about only two femmes (me and Arcee)
I had completely forgotten it was Valentines day
Until I went to my room and as soon as I opened, an avalanche of cards hit me
Some where really weird
E.G.:
"Loving you is the right of all sentient beings" (Optimus)
"You're out of this world" (Cosmos)
"You're under arrest for stealing my heart" (Prowl [very, VERY creepy])
"Please 'bee' my 'honey'" (Bumblebee)
"Everytime I see you, my heart goes 'Yeehaw!'" (Who in the world is Skids?)
"Roses are red, violets are blue, hey wanna go for a drive? Just me and you!" (I don't know WHO did that and I don't want to FIND OUT)
I then came across a certain one
"Fire is red, energon is blue, found out 'bout this, got all the 'bots to send 'em to you
-Sideswipe"
I then decided to meet up with Arcee
She got one from Sunstreaker
We were both mad
There's one thing I don't think Streaker and Sides quite grasped about this holiday
It works both ways
#80 NO PUTTING SPIDERS ANYWHERE NEAR ANYONE TO SCARE THEM
I was in my room
Reading a book
Then I saw something out of the corner of my eye
I looked down
There was a spider
The 'bots came in to see why I was screaming bloody murder
They found me clinging to the light, yelling unintelligent things while pointing at the spider
They all had a good laugh about it (excluding me)
Until they found out there were hornets in their rooms
ANGRY hornets
I never knew Sunstreaker could scream that high
SWEET REVENGE!
#81 DO NOT ASK THE 'BOTS TO TEACH YOU GYMNASTICS
It seemed like a good idea
I mean, have you seen some of the things those guys can pull off?!
I'd always wanted to learn gymnastics
Sides, Jazz, and Streaker offered to teach me
Let's just say it resulted in this:
5 important objects broken
4 bones snapped
3 'bots in trouble
2 mechs twisted into me (it's not my fault, they got in the way!)
1 massive headache
0 gymnastics skills
#82 NO BOTS ARE ALLOWED IN THE KITCHEN
I was hungry
We were all out of food
Bluestreak went to get some
But then some of the 'bots got weirded out by my stomach noises
So they got desperate
I didn't want to know WHAT they put in that soup
I was really scared of it but got even more scared...
When it moved
Not moved as in the soup jiggled a bit
Moved as in JUMPED OFF THE TABLE AND STARTED TRYING TO EAT ME!
I never knew I could run so fast
Ironhide finally had to shoot it
Multiple times
And then step on it
And throw it in the incenerator
And burn the incenerator
Life is never dull with the Autobots
Wheeliefan101: *curled up on the ground* I can't believe I'd make a mistake like this
Wheeliefan101: I'm so...what's the word?
Sideswipe: stupid?
Sunstreaker: moronic
Sideswipe: foolish
Sunstreaker: imbecilic
Sideswipe: half-witted!
Sunstreaker: oh, that's a good one
Wheeliefan101: *glares* you guys are enjoying this a little bit too much
Wheeliefan101: I miscounted and accidentally added too many rules :(
Sideswipe: Idk kinda sounds like a good thing
Wheeliefan101: so the next one is gonna be short
Sunstreaker: wait, didn't you explain this all in the next chapter? So this is basically pointless?
Wheeliefan101: 030 um
Wheeliefan101: well
Wheeliefan101: Smokescreen, go!
*smoke fills the room and wheeliefan101 runs away like a scared rabbit*
Smokescreen: did someone call my name?