Wheeliefan101: Guess who's back baby B)

Bluestreak: Elvis? :D

Wheeliefan101: Bluestreak

Wheeliefan101: Honey

Wheeliefan101: Darling

Wheeliefan101: We already talked about this remember?

Wheeliefan101: Elvis never dies he just goes missing

Bluestreak: Just like how you never ever are going to own Transformers :)

Wheeliefan101: I mean...yeah...I guess you could say that *sniffle* T.T

#101 Do not try and teach the Autobots "The Robot"
Totally Springer's fault
I was dancing to a song, doing "the robot"
He asked me what I was doing
I told him (in an awesome robot voice)
He asked me to teach him
Turns out Cybertronians weren't built for stiff movements
He was stuck looking like a robot for a week
Ha! XD

#102 Do not tell the 'bots random things
I was playing 'truth or dare' with Sides and Jazz (Streaker was buffing himself)
I should've remembered the LAST TIME I played it
I thought they wouldn't be as bad
I was right
They were worse
I had to go up to Streaker and say "~You are my sunshine, my only sunshine! You make me happy, when skies are grey! You'll never know, dear, how much I love you! So won't you shine on me again?~
I then screamed while running for my life
The next thing I did was walk up to Mirage and say "~Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy! But here's my number, so call me maybe?~"
Another one I did was that I went up to Prowl and asked "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?"
Prowl glitched
Aaaaand fell on me -_-
The result of this is:
1. I now have to head for the hills everytime Sunshine *sees Sunstreaker* I MEAN SUNSTREAKER comes around
2. Prowl ignores me when I ask him a question
3. Mirage is sending me love notes

It was a joke, Mirage!

#103 Playing baseball inside base is a major no-no
Weeeelllllll, it was raining outside
We (me, Streaker, Sides, Jazz, and Hot Rod) were bored
And we were banned from the shed (AKA where all our pranking stuff is)
I accidently made the blender explode
While it was making a smoothie...
Anyway, I saw a stick, ball, and loose tiles
My mind came up with an idea
Thirty minuets later we were playing baseball
I even got the 'bots to wear some uniforms (they surprisingly make them in that size)
It was my turn to bat
Sides was pitcher
Hot Rod was umpire
We were trashtalking each other
Sides threw a killer ball
Optimus then decided to show up to see why weren't causing mayhem
I swung
And the ball hit...
His *awkward cough*...gentlemen's region...
My eyes have never gotten so big
Nor have I ever ran away so fast

#104 Don't have a musical face-off with Jazz and Blaster
C'mon
You're practically BEGGING to lose a musical face off with a guy's name that is a type of music!
And his friend is just as good
I was listening to "I'm walking on sunshine" on an Ipod
Then Jazz and Blaster started to listen to "Call me maybe" on a radio
I then asked them to turn it down
They responded by having Blaster turn into his stereo mode and playing the song 10 times louder
We got into a fight about which was better
Jazz said it was impossible for someone to walk on the sun
I shot back it was impossible for HIM to get a female's phone number
A crowd had gathered and they all gasped at my bravery/stupidy
I finished it off with "I'm not saying you have a bad choice in music, but you've got Van Gogh's ear for music"
I was then challenged to a music face off
Which I, of course, agreed to
Jazz had Blaster, Bluestreak, Sideswipe (traitor!), Sunstreaker (other traitor!), Cliffjumper (although I think it was because he didn't like ME), Blurr, Wheeljack, Hot rod, Springer, The Dinobots (what the huh...?), Inferno and Ironhide
On my team I had Hound, Mirage (not sure if it's because he actually likes the song, or because he still believes I like him), Bumblebee, Perceptor (I'm not even gonna ask...), Smokescreen, Arcee (femmes UNITE!), Skyfire, Ultra Magnus (that was only because I dragged him in it, he had no idea what were doing), Cosmos, Warpath, and Windcharger
I may have been outnumbered, but not outclassed
When it started...
I didn't know what hit me
I got BUUUUUURRRNED

#105 Do not try and direct a flying new recruit unless you know what you're doing
So, I heard from a little birdy *coughSkyfirecough* that a new recruit named Sky lynx was coming
And he could fly [insert I Believe I Can Fly song]
So I decided to try and help him land
When I saw him, I began waving these glow sticks around, trying to direct him
He nearly ran me over
Luckily, I thought to transform to my vehicle mode
And drive like there was no tomorrow!

#106 Do not try and scare me in the middle of the night with strange noises
Sides thought it would be funny
The noises freaked me out bad
So bad that I ran out of my room, with a lightsaber, screaming "COME AT ME, SUCKAH!"
That freaked the 'bots out more than a little
Ratchet inquired HOW I came across that weapon
I just dumbly stared at it in my hands
I honestly don't know how I got it

#107 Dinobots are allies, not pets
I thought Slag would make a nice pet
I mean, I was so lonely!
He actually kinda liked it for a while
But then Grimlock found out and...
Well, it wasn't pretty
I think I'll be avoiding the dinobots for a while -_-

#108 Sky-Lynx is not a hound dog
We were in an argument
He was getting the upper hand
So I yelled, "Oh yeah?! Well, ~You ain't nuthin' but a hound dog, cryin' all the time! You ain't never caught a rabbit, and you ain't no friend of mine!~
He then chased me around shouting insults I don't want to KNOW the definition of
Prowl then lectured me it was illogical for me to call Sky-Lynx a hound dog since he was not a domestic animal
I then pointed out that he has never caught a rabbit and was no friend of mine
I made Prowl glitch
:D Mwhahahahaha!

#109 Just because a woodchuck could chuck wood, does not mean a woodchuck would chuck wood
Long story short I found a woodchuck
I wanted to see if it would chuck wood
It just stared at me
I eventually got mad and threw the wood at it
Unfortunately my aim is bad
I then tried to blast the little critter into chucking wood
I had apparently hit Beachcomber with the wood
He saw me
He called for back up
Jazz (A.K.A. back up) had to drag me-kicking, screaming, and shooting-all the way back to base
I am now banned from the woods
And cannot go near any woodchucks

#110 Think before you speak
I was listening to some music
Jazz came in and asked what I was listening to
I told him "Smooth Jazz"
He glitched (there's got be an achievement for that)
I was eating ice cream
Red Alert asked what I was eating
I accidently said "Starscream" instead of "Ice cream"
Whoo boy
The scene that followed...
Let's just say I no longer eat ice cream around him