Wheeliefan101, in dark room: *looks around* *notices no bot is here*

Wheeliefan101: ehehe *rubs hands together evilly* Finally I can fulfill my genius plan all along

Wheeliefan101, whispering: I actually own Transforme-

Alarm: *suddenly turns on* *red and blue lights go off* *somebody screams*

Disembodied voice: THIS IS THE FBI! WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED!

Wheeliefan101: NO! NO! HOW?!

Disembodied voice: DISCLAIM THE TRANSFORMERS RIGHT NOW OR ALL YOUR PUDDING IS GOVERNMENT PROPERTY!

Wheeliefan101: NOT MY PUDDING! I DON'T OWN THE TRANSFORMERS PLEASEDON'TEATMYPUDDING!

Disembodied voice: NOW LOCK YOURSELF IN THE BRIG AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE!

Wheeliefan101: *runs away* I'M SORRRRRRRRRYYYY! DX

alarm: *stops*

Prowl: *steps out from behind the wall* Wow. That actually worked...

Sideswipe: See? I told you that you could prank her if you tried!

Prowl: Maybe I too can be come a pranking master!

Sideswipe: Don't get ahead of yourself bud

#121 Sprite is no longer allowed
Spike and Carly were drinking Sprite
I happened to be around
Some of the 'bots asked what Spike and Carly were drinking
I told them water
Some (Ratchet) pointed out that it had more than just water
I told them it was magical bubbles
And while Spike was drinking, I screamed, "NO! YOU'RE KILLING THE MAGICAL BUBBLES!"
After that, the Autobots decided Sprite should no longer be allowed (at least not when I'm around)

#122 It is possible to make yourself glitch
They said it was not possible
They said I couldn't do it
So I paced around in my room, thinking hard about confusing things
I got to 'do Cybertronians have parents?'
And then I thought to how I was made into a part Cybertronian
Then I thought 'Wait...does that mean Shockwave is my father?'
I then imagined Shockwave saying "I AM your father!"
They found me sprawled on the floor
I had glitched myself
MYTH BUSTED!

#123 Just because the dinobots are grammatically challenged, does not mean they need to go to school
I was getting tired of always trying to correct the Dinobot's grammar
So I signed them up for a school
More specifically KINDERGARTEN
Did NOT go over too well
I ended up with:
1. A giant bill I had to pay for the destruction of the school
2. A lecture from Prowl
3. Having to write 'I will not sign somebody up for something that they have not agreed to do' a million times
4. Some VERY mad Dinobots out for my blood/energon

#124 No using car washes as bribes
It's apparently like a massage for the ones that transform into cars
And it gets them clean!
Kill two birds with one stone, right?
Well Prowl apparently got annoyed with me always bribing the other 'bots to do my bidding
So he banned me from bribing the others
Now I wash them because I HAVE to

#125 No messing with something unless you know what you are doing
This surprisingly a rule not made up because of me
The Autobots allowed me to get a computer (woo-hoo!)
But while I was away, some new recruit messed with my computer
He didn't kill it
-_- That would be too easy
I came home from school, went on my computer, turned it on,
AND IT TRANSFORMED AND ATTACKED ME WITH A MISSLE LAUNCHER!
I had to run away, screaming "I'm sorry I didn't charge you!" all around the base
The new guy-name's Disperse-is definitely on my 'gonna get payback' list
I would have gotten this rule out sooner, -_- but this computer is so slow and stupid that-
Computer: *transforms and begins chasing me*
Me: *runs away* DX I'M SORRY!

#126 Autobots are not allowed at weddings
Spike and Carly were finally tying the knot
And they invited us Autobots to it
It was hilarious to see Prowl in a tuxedo (although I can't figure out how they got tuxedos that big)
Don't even get me STARTED about the others
XD
Although my comrades got to laugh at me too
I had to wear a DRESS
A FANCY dress =I
It was also funny who got what positions
Bumblebee: Best man
Me: Junior Bridesmaid
Prowl: Usher
And a whole bunch of others I forgot
It was actually a very nice wedding
Well, until the Decepticons showed up
Yes, I said DECEPTICONS
Very interesting ceremony
I'm sure Spike and Carly will remember it for QUITE a while

#127 If somebody asks you something, do not describe it in painfully explicit detail
I was just asking how things were going, Perceptor! DX
I didn't need to know you were trying to fuse atoms with plutonium to create a synthetic cure for Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis!

#128 Stay away from high-grade. Far, far away
It's basically the equivalent of beer
Some 'bots were having a celebration
The others were on a mission
They then brought out the high-grade
I'm too young to drink
But everyone else isn't...
Ever seen drunk Autobots?
NOT a pretty sight
I'm just glad I could lock my door in time
*shivers*

#129 Do not use Prowl to chase the ice cream truck
Prowl was picking me up from school
Because Prowl doesn't trust me to come to base by myself
Sides and Streaker were in the brig
And everyone else was "busy" (yeah right)
He was driving me when I heard the familiar jingle we all know and love
I had to think quick so I told Prowl the ice cream truck driver was a wanted criminal
He took the bait
We were soon after him
Poor guy musta had a heart attack
After a while, Prowl asked what the real reason was
I told him
"…ice cream…"
He then ejected me out of his seat
I didn't even know he HAD an ejectable seat!
But I had to apologize to the ice cream truck driver guy
And I got a lecture from Prowl
But received no ice cream :I

#130 Whoever is putting "kick me" signs on Prowl, STOP
And if you're the one who's been doing it, and you're the one reading this, just thought I'd let you know:
I'M OUT FOR YOUR BLOOD (OR ENERGON)!
Prowl blamed me (ME, of all people) for it
And put me in the brig
This one time I was innocent!
And all the extra chores he made me do?
Unjust!
Unjust I tell you, unjust!
I wanted to do something about it so I said to Prowl, "Give me liberty, or give me death!"
So Prowl answered, "Here." And handed me...
A mop -_-
Not exactly what I was hoping for
But you'd better look out, whoever you are
Because when I find you...
You will taste my mop of justice!