Red Alert: Guess Wheeliefan is a little late today isn't she?

*silence*

Red Alert: She doesn't ACTUALLY believe we're going to fall for the whole "Sunstreaker killed me in the last intro" does she?

*silence*

Red Alert: Just gotta wait for the jump scare

Red Alert: YOU CAN'T FOOL ME!

*then suddenly-

*JK just more silence*

Red Alert: I've got my optic on you Wheeliefan

Red Alert: She doesn't own Transformers, dead or not!

#141 Do not tell the government about my half cybertronian-ness
I don't know WHO squealed and for their sake they should be glad I don't
But some government officials came into our rock-jammed ship
I was coloring (I had nothing better to do and Prowl gave me a coloring book *shrug*)
They then dragged me away
Me kicking and screaming the entire way, I might add
Apparently they wanted to experiment on me
And they kind of did
OH THE HORRORS!
I had never been happier to see Prowl in my life
IT WAS SO SCARY! DX

#142 Autobots are not babysitters
Carly and Spike had to go somewhere and they left their kid-Daniel-with us
Chaos ensued
Prowl has absolutely no idea to change a diaper
Bluestreak, you don't taste a bottle to see if it's fit for a baby
Ratchet, Daniel does not like puppets
Those things are creepy
I'm glad Spike and Carly weren't gone for too long

#143 Do not involve Transformers in your schoolwork
One of my questions was:
"Have you experienced anything like in the book 'To Kill A Mocking bird?' Please explain."
My answer:
"Yes I have. One day, I was outside and I heard these lovely birds singing. But then Optimus came outside and he stepped on a little mockingbird that was hopping around. It went squish... Hound was not happy"
I received an F on that answer
Another one:
"Who do you look up to the most in your household?"
My reply:
"Everybody. I'm very short"
They didn't find it amusing
Question:
"Name 4 heavy things"
How I responded:
"Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Bluestreak, Optimus Prime"
"Explain how you know these things are heavy"
"They have fallen on me"
Received another F
Question:
"What is your biggest fear?"
Answer:
"It is-wait...why do you want to know? Are you Megatron?! OH NO! MEGATRON IS COMING TO GET ME! HELP! MURDER!"
Hey, better safe than sorry!
"How do you find the circumference of a circle?"
"Don't know, don't care"
"Explain your reasoning"
"Sideswipe and Sunstreaker"
What?
"List at least five rules of your household"
"1. Don't call Sunstreaker Sunny
2. Don't mess with Ratchet's wrenches
3. Escaping Prowl is futile
4. Don't mess up Tracks' paint job
5. Don't ask Eject a question"
"Explain why these rules are there"
"1. Streaker will kill you
2. Ratchet will kill you
3. Prowl will lecture you (fate worse than death)
4. Tracks will kill you
5. The rest of the Autobots will kill you"
Prowl then lectured me about being a smart-aleck (like I said, fate worse than death)

#144 Fighting against medics is futile
I took a medical exam
Turns out I'm near sighted and need glasses
I tried to prove I didn't need them
It's useless to argue with medics
Especially when there are TWO of them (thanks a lot, Disperse)
And Jazz was no help
I now wear glasses

#145 Wearing glasses will not save you from Ratchet's wrenches of doom
Ratchet was chasing me
He had his wrench raised above his helm, ready to strike
So I put on my glasses and asked, "You wouldn't hit a femme with glasses, would you?"
He would

#146 No tackling your allies
I wanted a piggyback
You can't expect me to WALK everywhere
So I tried to get a piggyback on some 'bots
Which involved me tackling them
Said tacklees were not amused
Hello, brig

#147 Always wear shoes when walking in the base
SOMEBODY (Sunstreaker) thought it would be funny if they stole my shoes
So I had to chase him around in my socks
Turns out socks don't have the best friction
I slipped and fell multiple times
Received multiple bruises
And crashed into multiple Autobots
Thanks a lot, SUNNY

#148 No bringing friends over
I had to study
…with a friend
Teacher's orders
Red Alert's burglar system kicked in
Joey is not a burglar
Many 'bots nearly shot the poor boy
Until they finally realized it wasn't a threat
Joey went into therapy
I can't bring friends over any more

#149 Hairbrushes are not to be used as a lethal weapon
I don't like brushing my hair
AT ALL
Carly noticed my rat's nests
So she hatched a plan
I was walking along, minding my own business,
WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE, THIS MADWOMAN (a.k.a. Carly) APPEARED WITH AM INSTRUMENT OF MASS DESTRUCTION (a.k.a a hairbrush)!
So I surrenderingly put up my hands and told her, "Okay, nobody has to get hurt. Just slowly drop the brush and-"
But then she came at me with deadly weapon
So I turned tail and ran
Prowl saved me by banning the hairbrush to be used as a weapon
But he made me brush my hair :I

#150 Do not try and trip omega supreme
It was a prank, me, Sunny, and Sides were trying to pull off
I mean, it would be HYSTERICAL if Omega Supreme tripped, right?
WRONG
The plan backfired
BIG TIME
Omega Supreme fell on me

To quote Daniel, "You gotta a big boo-boo"
That I did, Daniel, that I did