Red Alert: You hear that?

Hound: ? No?

Red Alert: Exactly. Silence!

Hound: *soft gasp* It's beautiful. If I was a human I would be crying right now

Red Alert: Such an overwhelming sense of peace without her here!

Red Alert: *looks around* That STILL didn't get her to come out with a complaint? This is more serious than I thought

Hound: Prowl, have you seen the girl that doesn't own Transformers?

Prowl: You mean Wheeliefan101?

Red Alert: Yeah, the girl who doesn't intend this for any offense

Prowl: Could you please just say her name like a normal mech?

Red Alert: She's missing and *pauses for dramatic effect* might be murdered

Prowl: *suddenly has a trench coat on* I've been waiting my whole life for someone to be murdered

Hound: o.O Wait what-

#151 One word: GLITTER
Glitter, glitter everywhere
Glitter in your pants, glitter in your hair
Sparkle, sparkle, shines all the time,
Prowl: Would you quit it with the rhymes?
Me: ;_; okay
Anyway,
I was babysitting Daniel
And he found this HUGE. CLOSET. FULL. OF. GLITTER.
Me + lots of glitter=bad time for the Autobots
The Autobots came back from a battle
And found the place covered in small objects that held a high luster when reflected in the light used for ornamentation
It took forever to clean up though
Although I'm not entirely sure I got it all out
*observes piece of glitter stuck on Hound's tail pipe*

#152 Respect a mech's privacy
Prowl, you totally worded this one wrong!
Prowl: *glare*
Me: eep! O.O okay...
Anywho,
I was randomly walking
Then I spotted something
So I walked backwards
I saw Springer kissing Arcee
So I yelled, "Kissing! There is kissing going on in here! K-I-S-S-I-N-G! Ew! Ew! KISSING!"
The two got really, REALLY embarrassed
I got thrown in the brig
D: Why?

#153 Respect 'bots' relationships
Springer and Arcee were going out (or whatever Cybertronians did)
Sunny, Sides, and me were teasing them
Until Springer brought up an embarrassing relationship with the twins
I never knew how bad they could blush
My stomach still hurts from laughing
The twins seek revenge
I had better go find a bomb shelter...

#154 No setting me up on a blind date
The twins were on a prowl for revenge
So they observed me
And noticed I mostly kept to myself
Excuse me, but secretly being a half alien robot makes it a little hard to make friends (e.g. Person: What's your name? Me: Tammi. Person: Can I come to your house after school? Me: Uh...)
So they did a little sabotage
I ended up studying with Frank
I went to his house
It was fine for a while
Until Frank asked, "You wanna go on a date again?"
"WHAT date?"
"The date we're on."
I then had to leave
I have yet to find the twins
When I find them, I'm gonna murder them with my textbook

#155 No watching me sleep
I awoke from a deep sleep
…to find Sunstreaker and Sideswipe faces inches from mine
So I of course screamed like the little girl I was and dove under my covers
And then (from the safety of my blankets) demanded to know what they were doing
"Prowl told us to watch you"
"…in my sleep?"
"He didn't EXACTLY say that…"
I then told them to get out of there
They tried to protest
Until I yelled at them "YOU'D BETTER GET OUTTA OF MY ROOM, INVADING MY PRIVACY, RIGHT NOW, BEFORE I DROP KICK YOU ALL THE WAY TO THE BRIG!"
I've never seen two mechs run so fast

#156 No bouncing a ball against the wall when you're in the brig
It is SOOOOOOOO boring in the brig
And I had a small rubber ball with me
So I bounced against the wall and caught it
But my aim isn't one of my better skills
So the ball bounced back and hit my face
I got frustrated and threw the ball as hard as I could in a random direction
I heard a loud "Ouch!"
It was then I learned Cliffjumper was in the brig with me also
Aaaaaand I had hit him with the ball
Which meant we both had to have an all out brawl
Then Prowl put us in the brig again
In SEPERATE cells

#157 No singing in the shower
I have TWO things to say to TWO people
Jazz: Remember rule #53
Me: Remember rule #115
I was singing in the shower
I actually thought I sounded pretty good
But Jazz thought I was dying
So of course he had to be a hero and "rescue" me
I think my scream broke the sound barrier

#158 Do not use the comm. links unless you know how they work
I just learned how to use my comm. link
I wanted to talk to Arcee and was too lazy to see her face to face
So I comm. linked her
We then had a very deep girl talk
But after a while she asked "You do know everyone else who has a comm. link can hear this, right?"

Sure enough I heard snickering from the comm. link
"Electric Storm? You still there?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"
Have not used the comm. links since

#159 Use perfume appropriately
Carly
Just because it doesn't smell like rosebuds blooming does not mean you have to spray the whole thing in perfume!
I came into base after a long, hard, and grueling day at school
And the place was swamping with some perfume
It smelled HORRIBLE
I choked and nearly died
I'm not kidding you when I say five 'bots passed out when they came in contact with the aroma
Red Alert made us all evacuate
We couldn't return for five days
Lemme tell ya, caves are not exactly the best to live in

#160 Leave the fire to the 'bots who know how to handle it
We were stuck in a cave because of the perfume episode
And SOME of us were afraid of the dark
And cold
And bored
So we decided to make a fire
I tried to tell Slingshot it was a bad idea
But would he listen?
Nooooooooo
He accidently set Air Raid on fire
Blades laughed
Really creepy dude, really creepy