A/N: Krillin and 18 are finally able to take a shower together for the first time at the Kame House and decide to fool around. FIlled with cute conversations. Post Cell/Pre Buu

Chapter 5: Clean Fun

Saturday morning at Kame Island was met with a clear sky and a cool ocean breeze. It was a beautiful day to do almost anything and a certain former monk was about to arise to see this. His biological clock told him to wake up and start the day, but before he could even look out his window he noticed something was off. His partner wasn't next to him. 18, even though she didn't need as much sleep as a regular human, usually slept in longer than he did. He chalked it up to her just not being a morning person.

Hmm, I wonder where she went. Krillin thought. I'm sure she'll show up today eventually.

It was time to dress into his classic orange gi and a navy blue undershirt. He always started the day off with some training. Even though he wasn't much of a fighter anymore he wanted to keep up his physique.

He headed downstairs, said hi to his master and grabbed a banana for a quick breakfast. When he stepped outside and he solved the question where 18 had gone.

"Hey babe, out of bed early today eh?" He asked her, walking to the middle of the grass patch to start his morning meditation.

"Yeah, I've been waiting for you. Ready to start your workout?" She asked him.

"Oh you're joining me today? Fine," This wasn't out of the ordinary. She joined him sometimes, usually just to either tease him or test him. He was extremely nervous the first couple of times but now he was used to it.

"Come join me for meditation." He patted the ground next to him, signaling her over.

"No, come on lets just get to the physical part." She said with annoyed tone

"C'mon 18 you owe me this for last time."

"What are you talking about?"

"You ruined my gi, those don't grow on trees you know. I have to babysit for Chichi so she'll make me more of them every time they get trashed."

(A/N: I don't know where they get the turtle hermit gi's in the show, but I figured Chichi probably makes Goku's so she could make some for Krillin too.)

"Alright that's a fair point. But make it short." She told him, walking over and sitting next to him.

"I might, depending on how quiet you are." He joked.

The workout itself was good, it was pretty much the same every time they trained together:

After meditation they did some calisthenics,

Krillin practiced his kamehameha,

Krillin helped 18 with using the destructo disk on some ocean waves,

18 made him spar with her,

He held his own until she tried harder,

And they stopped once 18 accidentally got a nasty hit on the short man.

He was on the ground panting.

"You ok?" She asked. She knew he was fine, probably.

"Yeah, I'm good." He responded rubbing the spot on his ribs where she kicked him.

"Alright, that's enough for the day. Ready for your surprise?" She said, trying not to act too cheerful.

"Surprise? What do you mean?"

"Well, while you were visiting Yamacha yesterday I took it upon myself to finally buy and install a new showerhead in our bathroom."

"Wait really!" He was actually surprised. They've had that same showerhead for 2 years, since they got a new one they could finally shower together. It's something that they've always wanted to do, it just seemed fun and lascivious. They did try it once, but their old showerhead was so lousy. Only one of them could be under the warm stream at once. It resulted in one of them always being awkwardly dryer and colder than the other, it just wasn't what they wanted at all.

But hey, now they could try it out properly.

"Yeah. C'mon, let's go wash off this sweat and dirt." 18 signaled to the pink house.

"You're the best 18!"

"I know."

The eager duo were both in the bathroom connected to their bedroom. 18 moved the shower curtain to turn on the hot water, as well as reveal the brand new shower head she installed.

"Oh wow that looks like a really nice one babe...how much did that cost?' He asked skeptically, surely she didn't steal it right?

"Don't worry, I got the money from scamming some of those public street fight idiots. It was pretty expensive but it was worth it." She told him.

You could tell it wasn't cheap. It had different pressure modes, different spray types, and covered a wide area. More than enough room for both of them to enjoy a post workout shower at the same time.

"By the way, this is an early birthday gift from me. I think every hoodlum that does that fight betting knows my face by now."

"Heh heh, well I'd say it was worth it. It looks nice. Was it hard to install?" He said to his girl.

"No, I just read the instructions. Well enough staring, let's get in!" She responded.

The 2 of them started undressing, ready to start a future tradition. Until Krillin had to spoil the moment, for good reason though.

"Wait 18, towels. I'm gonna run downstairs and get some." He ran out of the room only in his underwear, hoping to go find what he was looking for.

The old man better not be hiding them again. Well, guess I'll step in and see what type of settings are best. She thought to herself, she was now fully naked.

She stepped in and could tell this investment was worth it, the water already felt a million times better than it did with that rusty piece of crap they used to have. She didn't even bother adjusting anything, there was no point.

Krillin finally came back with two towels in hand.

"How does it feel babe?" He asked the woman in the shower.

"Amazing, hurry up and get in here."

He didn't wanna keep his lady waiting, he quickly removed his plaid boxers and joined his spouse behind the curtain.

"Oh wow, that does feel A-Mazing!"

The warm droplets sent sensations through their skin, washing away the stains their exterior collected from earlier. They sat there for a good minute just enjoying the pleasant vibes, until 18 remembered what you do in a shower.

She reached over and grabbed a lufa and a bottle of body wash, then handed them to Krillin.

"Would you do the honors for me?" She asked him with a sultry tone.

He gladly took both items. The soapy liquid was poured onto the lufa and then set aside. The once monk took the scrubber and started to rub her back with it. Making a variety of strokes, not missing a single part of her.

"Mmmm, that feels great…" She encouraged him. "Can you rub some more on my shoulder blades please. I got a knot there or something."

He did as she asked, but if she had a knot this lufa wasn't gonna do the trick. He placed it in between his legs, not needing it right now.

Instead took his thumbs and massaged the specific area, burying his fingers into her and repeating the motions.

"That's the spot Krillin, keep doing that."

"You feel tense babe, you shoulda asked for this a long time ago."

"I didn't feel anything until today, maybe that means you pushed me to my limits."

He could tell she was joking.

"I don't care if that was sarcastic, you still said it!" Joking back at her.

This was going to be a long and fun shower.

"Hey, it's a great day," He wanted to change the subject. "We should go do something outside."

"Have anything in mind?" She asked.

"We could have a picnic, somewhere on a close by island."

"That sounds nice. Let's take the hammock with us and see if we can tie it up somewhere."

"That's a good idea too." He stopped rubbing his wife's back, and grabbed the lufa again. It was time to move onto another part of her body. He kneeled down and started washing her seductive legs.

"You don't have to do my legs." She informed him.

"I want to. I think Bulma said there is an island by ours pretty secluded. I'll call her after we get out of the shower and ask her about it. I don't know how she would know about it though." He said, switching to her other leg.

"Speaking of Bulma did I tell you what she said to me the other day?" The couple were just committing to small talk at this point.

"What'd she say?"

"She said my boobs were small, out of nowhere."

"That sounds like something Bulma would say, I bet she was mad about something and just got jealous of you for some reason."

"Yeah probably."

"If I had to guess it's that she is getting older and she is upset at you for aging slowly."

"That's a good theory, mine is that she is stuck with Vegeta for a mate. While I have someone who is good to me, someone who she could have had."

"Haha, the way she acted toward me on that spaceship to Namek was different alright. I would have turned her down anyways."

"Oh yea? You would have?"

"For sure, and don't listen to her about your boobs." Krillin took some more body wash into his hands and reached around 18 to grab said breasts. "They're perfect." Krillin's palms felt like they were custom made for 18. When he grabbed her bust there was enough flesh to fill his hand but not enough for them to overflow past his fingers.

"Ooooh." She moaned, not expecting her husband's brazen action.

"Sorry, but I'm devoted to washing all of you." He leaned up and kissed her cheek.

"Mmm, get my stomach." She whispered at him

He complied, taking his soapy hands and running them over her navel area. Then he started. nibbling her ear lobe, until she asked him something.

"You know, how Saiyans are related of gorillas right?"

He seized his biting and rested his head on her upper back.

"I don't know if it's gorilla's specifically, but monkeys of some kind yeah." He agreed with her.

"Well monkeys, or primates, doesn't matter. The point is they all have proportionately small penises you know." She told him.

He stopped his actions and his eyes widened.

"R-really?"

"Yeah."

Oh the irony.

"Well...you're gonna have to tell Chichi and Bulma about that statistic. But I don't think they actually do. I'm sure they are AT LEAST normal sized." He was in disbelief that those two warriors were actually packing barely anything.
"How do you know?"

"Uh-eh I don't"

"It makes sense for Vegeta, he has an inferiority complex. Goku maybe not."

"Can we stop talking about Saiyan's penises?" He continued washing the front of her body with his hands.

"You're right, I'd rather focus on this one!" She moved from her hand behind her body and grabbed her man's member. Holding it, thinking what to do with him.

"Hey! It's still my turn to wash you, you have to wait!" He said kind of whiney.

"Who said we were taking turns?"

"C'mon I'm almost done."

"Alright fine." Might as well let him finish. What hasn't he even scrubbed yet? She thought to herself.

Krillin was ready to show her. He shifted his hands to her lower back, her lower lower back. She should have guessed…

"Why am I not surprised."

"What? I gotta clean everywhere!"

She laughed, his cheesy humor never failed to make her laugh. "While you do that, pass the shampoo."

The husband passed his wife the bottle of lavender shampoo they had. She poured a couple of dollops into her palm then started to scrub her scalp. While she was doing that Krilln was finishing up his work on her booty. Making sure to get all he could, although little did 18 know he wasn't stopping there. Since 18 engaged in sexual behavior that gave him the ok to continue it.

Snaking his arm under his wife's rear and between her legs, he brought his fingers to her opening. He didn't enter her yet, he just wanted her attention. Her eyes widened and her hands stopped what they were doing. She was caught off guard, but this wasn't unwelcome.

"So you can do this but I can't?" She asked him.

"You can, you just have to wait your turn!" He said. He was acting like they were competing.

"If this is a game who is gonna keep score?" She played along.

"I don't know, we'll decide that later." He was done talking.

Standing on his toes he started to kiss her neck. He could taste a hint of the body wash he had just used on her, but he didn't really care. At the same time he sheathed one finger inside of her, just enough to tease her.

"Mmmmm." She leaned back into him, pressing their bodies together . Krillin loved this but he wanted to readjust. He took the arm from under her and draped it over the left of her body. Then he took his cock and moved it from being on her ass and back to being in between his wife's legs. Enjoying the way it felt being squished in between her thighs. He didn't know it but she took note of the feeling as well.

"Ready?" He asked her.

"Yes."

Quickly listening to his wife he delved two of his fingers deep in her. With his free hand the black haired fighter moved it to grip the blonde woman's breast. Lightly squeezing it in the process.

"Ah, yea, just like that." Encouraging her husband.

The shower added another element to this sensual feeling. A third warmth accompanying the pair of warm bodies elevated the sexual prowess of her husband's fingers.

We should have gotten a new showerhead a lot sooner. She thought to herself.

Krillin continued pumping his fingers into her and he alternated his grip on her breasts every so often. Although he could tell her core wanted more attention by the way it was gripping his appendages. Taking note of this, Krillin added a third finger in her entrance.

"Oh-ah-yes Krillin." She was really loving it now.

Hearing that turned him on and he wanted to make 18 cum.

And he thought of a way to do it. He started enacting a two-part plan: he picked up the speed of his fingers, it was like he was pressing a button at the arcade as fast as he could. Next he took his other hand off of her perfect breast and relocated it over her cliterous.

18 knew what he was about to do but that wasn't gonna stop her from enjoying it. Krillin ran his fingers quickly over his wife's jewel, this dual hand strategy was too much for his wife to handle.

"SHiiii-...Oh Kami...Ahh, AHHH!"

Krillin's actions were too much and she came, covering his fingers that were inside of her. Krillin took the fingers that were inside of her and greedily started to suck on them, enjoying the taste of his wife's climax.

"That was good honey." She said in between breaths. "So I guess that makes it my turn."

She stepped away from Krillin and looked at him, thinking what to do. She decided to start like how he started. "Turn around."

Krillin listened to her and faced his back towards her, while he did that she grabbed the previously used body wash. Skipping out on the lufa, she would be fine without it.

18 mimicked her husband's actions from earlier, rubbing his back with her gel covered hands.

"Ahhhh, this is the life. Having your supermodel-esk wife shower with you on a tropical island." He thought out loud.

"All it took was dying twice." She told him.

He laughed, he's made that same joke before. "That's true, it was worth it though."

The 'supermodel' in question started to rub the spot where she kicked him in the side. "You sure that your ribs are ok? Don't feel sore or anything?"

"Might be a bruise but I'll be fine, I've had worse." He told her.

"Mmm, I should train with you more often I think. I bet you still aren't close to your limits as a fighter." They've had conversations like this before, Krillin always went back and forth on the topic.

"I don't know 18, I'll never be as strong as the saiyans or Piccolo. And I just don't think training is necessary."

"That doesn't matter, you should be as strong as you can. Not as strong as other people."

"You're right, but...seeing villains like Freeza and Cell and not being able to do anything…"

"Look don't get sad on me, let's just keep having more training days like today and see if you improve. At least do it for me." She turned him around and gave him a quick kiss on the cheek, then started washing his toned pectoral muscles. "I know those events were traumatic but just keep looking forward. I didn't marry a weakling, I married the strongest human in the world!" She told him bluntly, raising her voice.

18 knew just what to say, even if she said it in a cold voice like that.

"Thanks babe. I like that idea as long as we end up what we are doing now."

"Only on the good days."

"Oh yea I forgot to ask, you aren't feeling sick like you were the last two days?" Remembering that his wife was throwing up the morning prior.

"I'm fine, must have been something I ate. It only lasted in the morning anyways."

Now that that conversation was done she creeped her hands down his torso, getting closer and closer to his goods.

"Aren't you gonna wash the rest of me first?" He jested.

"Maybe later," She answered him, "I'm skipping to the good part."

The half human gripped Krillin's member, her palm massaging the end of him. She knew what she wanted to try out but first had to warm him up a little.

She slowly pumped him. "Like that?" She asked him in a maleficent tone.

"Yea...feels good."

"Mind if we try something different?"

"L-like what?"

"Something you'll like, I swear…" She said, still jerking him off. "Tell me when you want it…"

Krillin didn't know what that meant. It made him think it was gonna be something bad, but this is something that 18 has done before in the past. Surely it would be sexy whatever it would be right?

"It's not a trick…" She said like she was reading his mind.

"O-okay, do it."

The blonde respected his verbal command and stepped forward. She imitated Krillin's actions from earlier when he was fingering her.

The woman clutched his hard manhood and placed him between her legs. Pressing it with her thighs once again. His height was perfect for this, he was right under her slit, barely not touching it.

" You like how that feels?" She knew the answer already.

"Mmmhmm."

"Start thrusting."

Krillin was ready to see how this felt and did what his wife suggested. Pushing and pulling his hips through his wife's legs.

His wife didn't have the bust to give him a proper boob job, which he didn't care about, but he was sure that this is what it felt like. His cock was almost completely surrounded by body fat, he was thrusting his hips, and it felt good as hell. This was basically a boob job, except it was a thigh job.

Her skin was wet from the shower so it helped him with his movements.

"Shit babe, you're so sexy...you feel so good." He told his wife.

18 didn't have much to do in this position, it wasn't a problem, but she wanted to do at least something. She would just have to settle with talking dirty to him.

"Mmm, wait, stop for a second honey."

He was hesitant but he did halt.

The blonde babe turned herself around and placed him back where his dick just was. She took his arms and placed them around her stomach, they almost acted like a seat belt.

"Ok go," She commanded him. She leaned back so her mouth was close enough to his ear.

"I wanted to turn around to see how much you will cum...can you cum a lot for me." She seductively said.

Krillin loved when she talked to him like this, it was few and far between but it was still inviting.

"Go faster Krillin…."

He listened to his wife.

"Feeling your big….long….hard cock rub against my thighs….mmm Krillin, you're so good."

Her sweet talking was getting to him, he started going even faster.

They continued this scenario for another couple of minutes. Until….

"1-18 I'm gonna…I'm about to cum!" He announced. "Wh-Where do you want it!?"

"I wanna see you shoot it out from between my legs, I bet you can hit the wall from here...you're so...impressive." After saying that she licked his ear.

This dirty speech in combination with her soaked skin was finally enough for him to explode.

"AHHHH!" His cock squirted out his seed. The first couple of jets hit the shower wall just like his wife said they could. The rest of it simply landed on the floor of the tub and washed down the drain.

He slipped himself of 18 and regained his composure.

"That was great 18." He complimented his wife.

"So does that mean I won?"

"I don't know, you seemed to really like what I did." He retorted

"Guess that makes it a tie!"

And as fate had it, their hot shower was over. The warm water started to turn cold and the couple had no interest continuing this frigid feeling. 18 took it upon herself to turn off the water so they could exit.

After drying off, the two of them did what they said they were going to do that day. They had prepared a picnic and flew off to a neighboring island their friend Bulma told them about. This was an important day to them, not only did they have a romantic evening but more importantly they started a brand new tradition.

They might have loved it, but Roshi didn't. His water bill will never be low again.

A/N: That's it!

I enjoyed writing what I thought their small conversations would be like.

Don't forget to comment if you have an idea I could use.

Don't bother suggesting anything with 21, I wouldn't do that. If you guys want a threesome fic I think I could work something out.

ALSO I'm not a Vegeta (or Goku) basher I like the character. I think 18 wouldn't like Vegeta that is why I typed that stuff about him.